You can choose not to be pregnant without abortion.

[Kelzie]

Well, I am Roman Catholic, God and Jesus said that sex was only for married people, so yea.

Oh you're Catholic. Nevermind, I take it all back. :mrgreen:

 

[NCPilot]

Oh you're Catholic. Nevermind, I take it all back. :mrgreen:

Hey, at least I don't have to worry about STDs or children until I'm married.

 

[Kelzie]

I thought he was saying "just say no" to the funky chicken at the beginning of this thread.

Well it's the same thing isn't it? I mean, there's only so many kids you can have...

 

[Iriemon]

I think he's saying use a condom

I thought he was saying no funky chicken:

Yes, it is true, the choice not to be pregnant without abortion does exist and it is done on a far more humane level, it is called: abstinence

Abstinence = no funky.

 

[Trajan Octavian Titus]

You can choose not to be pregnant without abortion.

Yes, it is true, the choice not to be pregnant without abortion does exist and it is done on a far more humane level, it is called: abstinence, this method will also help reduce sexually transmitted diseases and is an all round healthier option than alternate methods such as destroying humans in the womb.

Ladies ladies ladies, do not listen to this man, if Christianity has taught us anything it is that sex is not a prerequisite for pregnancy and abstinence is no guarantee. I would surmise that the more sex you have then the less likely it is for you to get pregnant, I've crunched the numbers myself and it all adds up, trust me - and in fact I myself can aid in this task you can reach me at 555-6969. In conclusion do it now and do it often. Bongggeeeesssshhh. :lol:

 

[Iriemon]

Well it's the same thing isn't it? I mean, there's only so many kids you can have...

Who says you have to have kids? Just don't have sex. Ever. In your entire life.

 

[jimmyjack]

Really? Cause I'm pretty sure I remember reading on another thread that you think people should only do the funky chicken if they want kids.

Then you can quote the statement and provide a link.

 

[Kelzie]

Then you can quote the statement and provide a link.

Man I don't really want to. Why don't you just own up to it?

 

[jimmyjack]

Man I don't really want to. Why don't you just own up to it?

Then don’t make claims you can't backup?

 

[Kelzie]

Then don’t make claims you can't backup?

God you are so high maintenance.

So you want women to stop having sex unless she intends to pro-create?

Yes.

http://www.debatepolitics.com/showthread.php?t=8911&page=4

Happy?

 

[jimmyjack]

Ladies ladies ladies, do not listen to this man, if Christianity has taught us anything it is that sex is not a prerequisite for pregnancy...

I suggest abstinence as a measure to be taken by those who claim abortion is their only choice not to be pregnant. Since abstinence is a more humane method of avoiding pregnancy, surely you agree?

Have sex often if you wish, by all means, but do it within marriage, and remember all forms of contraception are wrong and detrimental to human beings.
.

 

[Trajan Octavian Titus]

I suggest abstinence as a measure to be taken by those who claim abortion is their only choice not to be pregnant. Since abstinence is a more humane method of avoiding pregnancy, surely you agree?

Have sex often if you wish, by all means, but do it within marriage, and remember all forms of contraception are wrong and detrimental to human beings.
.

I agree I hate having to wear a rubber. :lol: Ribbed for her pleasure? Since when do I care about her pleasure? :2wave:

 

[jimmyjack]

God you are so high maintenance.

http://www.debatepolitics.com/showthread.php?t=8911&page=4

Happy?

No, not happy at all!

I don’t see the words “funky chicken” amongst that statement you have quoted.

 

[FallingPianos]

I suggest abstinence as a measure to be taken by those who claim abortion is their only choice not to be pregnant. Since abstinence is a more humane method of avoiding pregnancy, surely you agree?

Have sex often if you wish, by all means, but do it within marriage, and remember all forms of contraception are wrong and detrimental to human beings.
.

yes, 7 kids is what every family needs.

 

[Kelzie]

No, not happy at all!

I don’t see the words “funky chicken” amongst that statement you have quoted.

Funky chicken...the Nasty....it's slang for sex. Or procreation if you will.

 

[FallingPianos]

Funky chicken...the Nasty....it's slang for sex. Or procreation if you will.

not procreation. just sex.

 

[Kelzie]

not procreation. just sex.

I dunno. Seeing as it's extremely difficult to procreate without having sex, I'm pretty comfortable using the two interchangably.

 

[FallingPianos]

I dunno. Seeing as it's extremely difficult to procreate without having sex, I'm pretty comfortable using the two interchangably.

but its pretty easy to have sex without procreating.

 

[jimmyjack]

Funky chicken...the Nasty....it's slang for sex. Or procreation if you will.

Sorry but, I still don’t recall saying, "people should only do the funky chicken if they want kids".

 

[Kelzie]

Sorry but, I still don’t recall saying, "people should only do the funky chicken if they want kids".

Don't be obtuse.

 

[Trajan Octavian Titus]

Funky chicken...the Nasty....it's slang for sex. Or procreation if you will.

Bumping nasties, hiding the sausage, a boston steam roller, laying down the pipe, and my personnel favorite: doing the horizontal mambo.

One two three cha cha cha two three four cha cha cha.

 

[Kelzie]

I think he's saying use a condom

No he's not. He specifically said people shouldn't have sex unless they intend to have kids. There was no "condom" disclaimer added in.

 

[Kelzie]

Bumping nasties, hiding the sausage, a boston steam roller, laying down the pipe, and my personnel favorite: doing the horizontal mambo.

One two three cha cha cha two three four cha cha cha.

Thanks you TOT. Your expertise is always appreciated. :2wave:

 

[Trajan Octavian Titus]

Thanks you TOT. Your expertise is always appreciated. :2wave:

I aim to please.

 

[Kelzie]

but its pretty easy to have sex without procreating.

I think so. And you think so. But for some it appears to be vorbotten. :shock: