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I'm getting unbelievably tired of hearing these idiots scream all day about Bush and the evil corporations being the cause of global warming. It's driving me INSANE. It's like listening to an infomercial on how I can make money by spending money or watching an MTV cribs marathon or something. Jesus christ.
Hippies keep saying "LOOK AT THIS A GROUP OF SCIENTISTS JUST SAID CO2 CAUSES GLOBAL WARMING AND THAT ITS BUSH'S FAULT LOL?!"
Well I have some science of my own. It's called Biology.
Humans, just like the rest of the animalia (and bacteria) kingdoms, are consumers. The producers (plants) build biological molecules on carbon backbones. We eat the plants. We exhale the carbon.
This is the carbon a gallon of gasoline produces:
Emission Facts: Average Carbon Dioxide Emissions Resulting from Gasoline and Diesel Fuel | US EPA
This is the carbon you produce EVERY DAY:
Carbon dioxide - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Today you (yes you, reading this) have burned almost half a gallon of gasoline into the atmosphere just by sitting on your fat *** yelling about George Bush on the internet. Nice job hippie.
Next time you feel like screaming at republicans about global warming do everyone else a favor: stop breathing.
Guess what else you're doing to kill the earth: you know that bran muffin you ate for breakfast? Right now bacteria in your intestines are breaking it down and producing methane as a byproduct, which you're going to expel from your anus. That CH4 molecule is going to float up into the sky and it is going to stay up there for about 10 years.
Methane has 23 times more global warming potential than carbon, which means that per pound of gas you are 23 times more effective at melting ice caps and killing polar bears than a Hummer.
Methane - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
So humans are the greatest threat in regards to global warming? The environment would be fine if we weren't screwing it up right? Wrong hippie.
250 million years ago 95% of life in the sea and 70% of life on land became suddenly extinct. Microorganisms below the sea floor called archaea produced immense amounts of methane, which froze on the sea floor as methane hydrate. Methane hydrate is explosive and unstable, and the reaction can chain. The craters on the sea floor to this day stretch for miles, and scientists have recently discovered massive deposits of methane hydrate 60 miles off the coast of Oregon.
The event was called "The Permian Great Dying", and not a single SUV contributed.
Biology Concepts and Applications, 6th edition, Cecie Starr 3.2
The earth is not a perfectly balanced masterpiece of forests and oceans. It is a homicidal tyrant that has killed 99.999% of every species that has ever existed on its surface or in its oceans, and all the hybrid cars you drive koom bai ya's you sing won't save you.
Something as retarded as capping carbon emissions for American corporations isn't even close to a solution. Pick up a science book and shut the hell up about Bush.
Hippies keep saying "LOOK AT THIS A GROUP OF SCIENTISTS JUST SAID CO2 CAUSES GLOBAL WARMING AND THAT ITS BUSH'S FAULT LOL?!"
Well I have some science of my own. It's called Biology.
Humans, just like the rest of the animalia (and bacteria) kingdoms, are consumers. The producers (plants) build biological molecules on carbon backbones. We eat the plants. We exhale the carbon.
This is the carbon a gallon of gasoline produces:
Emission Facts: Average Carbon Dioxide Emissions Resulting from Gasoline and Diesel Fuel | US EPA
This is the carbon you produce EVERY DAY:
Carbon dioxide - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Today you (yes you, reading this) have burned almost half a gallon of gasoline into the atmosphere just by sitting on your fat *** yelling about George Bush on the internet. Nice job hippie.
Next time you feel like screaming at republicans about global warming do everyone else a favor: stop breathing.
Guess what else you're doing to kill the earth: you know that bran muffin you ate for breakfast? Right now bacteria in your intestines are breaking it down and producing methane as a byproduct, which you're going to expel from your anus. That CH4 molecule is going to float up into the sky and it is going to stay up there for about 10 years.
Methane has 23 times more global warming potential than carbon, which means that per pound of gas you are 23 times more effective at melting ice caps and killing polar bears than a Hummer.
Methane - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
So humans are the greatest threat in regards to global warming? The environment would be fine if we weren't screwing it up right? Wrong hippie.
250 million years ago 95% of life in the sea and 70% of life on land became suddenly extinct. Microorganisms below the sea floor called archaea produced immense amounts of methane, which froze on the sea floor as methane hydrate. Methane hydrate is explosive and unstable, and the reaction can chain. The craters on the sea floor to this day stretch for miles, and scientists have recently discovered massive deposits of methane hydrate 60 miles off the coast of Oregon.
The event was called "The Permian Great Dying", and not a single SUV contributed.
Biology Concepts and Applications, 6th edition, Cecie Starr 3.2
The earth is not a perfectly balanced masterpiece of forests and oceans. It is a homicidal tyrant that has killed 99.999% of every species that has ever existed on its surface or in its oceans, and all the hybrid cars you drive koom bai ya's you sing won't save you.
Something as retarded as capping carbon emissions for American corporations isn't even close to a solution. Pick up a science book and shut the hell up about Bush.