WTF?! Thread... (1 Viewer)

[Schweddy]

WTF is it with McDonalds Chicken nuggets - no way is that real chicken.

WTF is it with snail mail? I know I've been "approved". If I haven't responded the first 100 times - why TF would I respond now? Send them to someone how gives a *****.

(feel free to add your own ...)

 

[Gardener]

middle of winter, you'll see some stupid ****ing broads in ****ing halter tops and miniskirts running to the bars. Iowa winters are ****ing cold, in case you didn't know (well, not this one so much, but usually).

This sounds most unpleasant. What, with the inevitable tactile response to the cold, the lack of structural integrity of the fabric designed in such a way as to barely contain that which lies within, and the rhythmic, and dare I say almost synchopated jostlings created when said debutantes take all those quick little bouncy steps so as to not slip on the ice -- well, I can only magine the resolve it must take to bear witness to it all.

 

[Jerry]

A couple days ago I was on my way to Office Max. While I was waiting at an intersection to cross this minivan stops right in the middle of traffic, the guy on the passenger side pops his head out and says “Hi. I’m Jim. Have you ever considered becoming a United States Marine ?”

?......................?

I said “It’s not a tank, it’s a mini-van, and that {I pointed} is a semi truck about to hit you”.


Ps. My A$$ Rides In Navy Equipment

 

[Schweddy]

WTF? I was in the grocery store and the lady asks "Didja find everything ok?" When I replied "NO", she looked at me, smiled, and kept on going - she didn't even hear it.
Why did she even ask?

 

[Jerry]

What the ****?!.......Well I'll tell you what, I'd be all fine and good with that if MY ****ING FRONT LEFT TURN SIGNAL FELL OFF!!! Yeah, the whole ****ing light fell off, which now makes it so I can't use any of my turn signals, not to mention the dashboard light also stopped working, so now if I'm driving at night I have to GUESS what speed I'm going!

He heee, stupid fuc#ing car.

WTF is up with piece of $hit, rusted out 20 year old cars sporting heavy base sound systems? The dammed thing sounds like a p.m.s.'ing rhinoceros with hick-ups!

 

[MSgt]

Ps. My A$$ Rides In Navy Equipment

Yes...they make great bus drivers for us. They get us where we need to go.

 

[ngdawg]

What the phuck is up with those damn things sticking out of everyone's ear like they're distant cousins of sevenofnine??? Trust me, sh!theads, you're not that phuckin important and you look stoopid.

What the phuck is up with those 19 year olds lowering their sh!tbox cars, sticking oversized tincans on the exhaust, then they have to drive AROUND every damned bump in the road so they don't bottom out? Doods....Route 27 is NOT a slalom....and those bicycle tires carrying your dumbass POS look stoopid too.

What the phuck is it with women and their freakin hair? Look, lady, if you have more grey than natural brown, and you can remember Donna Summer's first hit, I got a clue for ya...GET A PHUCKIN HAIRCUT! No, that mane hanging down your flabby back does NOT look good. You look like a horse. It doesn't go with those bug-eyed glasses you got in 1984 either. While you're out catching up to the 21st century, toss those too. YOU LOOK STOOPID.


Thank you and good night.

 

[Thorgasm]

WTF is up with feminization of today's adolescent males? I work with some and I will tell you, they are on their friggin' cell phones more than a drug dealing phone sex operator. These kids are not that important. They are on the phone more than the women!

WTF is up with my manager who does nothing to stop these kids from becoming gossip whores.?

WTF is up with people who talk to you while you are on the phone? As if you were just using it as a prop. Is it stupidity, rudeness, or did I not get the memo when the rules changed?

WTF is up with computer dialers that put you on hold when you answer with "Please hold for an important phone call"? I would ask but I never hold. If is it so friggin' important, have a human being call. Phuckin' Matrix Bullchit!

WTF is up with Starbucks not having a "small" size? Who the phuck are they kidding? They are the official coffee of spin-doctors.

 

[Jerry]

Yes...they make great bus drivers for us. They get us where we need to go.

You must have a million of those......care to shear?

 

[Jerry]

WTF is up with folks like Ivan quoting galenrox in his sig:

I will let a man in a dress perform oral sex on me

That's like a striate guy saying "I'd let a woman in pants perform oral sex on me".

 

[ngdawg]

WTF is up with folks like Ivan quoting galenrox in his sig:

That's like a striate guy saying "I'd let a woman in pants perform oral sex on me".

And that would bother you....how?

 

[Stace]

WTF is up with people that can't spell simple words? Sure, a typo every now and then is perfectly understandable, but when you're misspelling every other word, it just makes you look uneducated. Did you not get past the third grade? There IS a spell check function...utilize it!!

 

[Simon W. Moon]

... but when you're misspelling every other word, it just makes you look uneducated. ... There IS a spell check function...utilize it!!

Which is a shame because I have some very, very smart friends who are spelling challenged.

 

[Stace]

Which is a shame because I have some very, very smart friends who are spelling challenged.

Hence, the spell check....:mrgreen:

I dunno, I've always been an above average speller, heck, my mom STILL calls me up to ask how to spell certain words...so it's just a personal pet peeve of mine. Not saying I'm perfect, 'cause I make mistakes just like everyone else...if there's no spell check function available, I'm a little more understanding, but if it's there, use it!!

Funniest bad speller I've ever come across? My husband's ex girlfriend. We were cleaning up his room at his grandmother's house before he deployed the first time, and came across a bunch of letters she had written to him when he was in basic training. Without fail, each and every letter would contain at least one instance of her spelling "my" or "me" as "mi"....also without fail, every letter would start out with "Dear Sweetie, What up? Me nothing." Boy, did I have some fun laughing at those letters.

Another little related pet peeve? Homophones. Words that sound alike, but have different meanings/spellings. Bear/bare seems to be a common one these days...but man, that drives me nuts.

Anyway.....

/rant.

 

[Jerry]

WTF is up with folks like Ivan quoting galenrox in his sig:

That's like a striate guy saying "I'd let a woman in pants perform oral sex on me".

And that would bother you....how?

That's the thing: It wouldn't bother me, and I don't know why it bothers them.
WTF

WTF is up with people that can't spell simple words? Sure, a typo every now and then is perfectly understandable, but when you're misspelling every other word, it just makes you look uneducated. Did you not get past the third grade? There IS a spell check function...utilize it!!

My Norton firewall won't let me use the DP spell checker, the smiles page and other things.
WTF!

 

[Stace]

My Norton firewall won't let me use the DP spell checker, the smiles page and other things.
WTF!

If you set this site up as a safe/trusted site, you shouldn't have that problem. :mrgreen:

 

[danarhea]

WTF? - Every time I am in a grocery store, I hear "will that be paper or plastic?". Not too long ago, after hearing those assinine words for the umpteenth millionth time, I waited for the cashier to give me my total, then held out money in my right hand and a Visa card in my left hand, and asked the cashier "Will that be paper or plastic"? I am now doing that everytime a cashier asks me if I want paper or plastic. Its good for a laugh.

 

[Stace]

WTF? - Every time I am in a grocery store, I hear "will that be paper or plastic?". Not too long ago, after hearing those assinine words for the umpteenth millionth time, I waited for the cashier to give me my total, then held out money in my right hand and a Visa card in my left hand, and asked the cashier "Will that be paper or plastic"? I am now doing that everytime a cashier asks me if I want paper or plastic. Its good for a laugh.

lol, that's a good one, dana!! My grocery store actually doesn't ask that at all, it's always plastic, which is just fine with me 'cause I live in a townhouse complex and have a little ways to walk from the car to my door, so the handles on the plastic bags are a lot more useful in making fewer trips back and forth!!

 

[danarhea]

WTF is it with McDonalds Chicken nuggets - no way is that real chicken.

WTF is it with snail mail? I know I've been "approved". If I haven't responded the first 100 times - why TF would I respond now? Send them to someone how gives a *****.

(feel free to add your own ...)

For those "free" credit card offers, do this. clip a bunch of advertisements out of the newspaper, stuff them in the return envelope, and mail it back. Magically, those credit card offers will stop coming. Hehe.

As for the McDonald's chicken McNuggets, you dont want to know, so I will tell you

The nuggets are leftovers from other chicken processing, which are ground up into a fine mulch, mixed with enzymes, and become a gluey substance. This gluey substance is then extruded (same process used to make vinyl siding) into tubes. The tubes are then cut into the nugget shapes, breaded, and sent to fine dining establishments throughout the world.

These restaurants are exclusive - There are none like them anywhere. The waiter carries a squeegee in his belt. When a table becomes available, you (the customer) are taken over to that table. With one rapid motion, the waiter takes the squeegee out of his belt, whisks the garbage from the last customer to the floor, and proclaims "Table for 2 sir?", then asks "Would you prefer red or white wine with your big mac?". The restrooms also double as vomitoriums, bringing that old (and I do mean old) European atmosphere to enhance your dining experience. The Golden Arches bring a little of St. Louis (the ghetto part) to your dining enjoyment. For processed fast food, I highly recommend these eateries to anyone, who in the final stages of starvation, might take a passing interest in them. I rate these fine establishments 1/100,000,000th of a star (if that).

 

[BodiSatva]

What the F-uck is with this thread! :lol:

What the F-uck is with Jerry. Making a statement like...

I'd let a woman in pants perform oral sex on me".

...Is NOTHING like, "I would let a man in a dress perform oral sex me"! on another man! What the F-uck is wrong with you Jerry? Haha...I mean, seriously, I am sure that was meant to be funny, but What the F-uck?

What the F-uck? Why is Ivan the Terrible getting credit for copying my sig?

What the F-uck is with is with the f-ucking obsession with cell phones and the little ear -phone gadgets? These idiots walk around the store talking to themselves and are totally detached from reality! Nice life idiots!

:rofl

 

[Jerry]

What the F-uck is with this thread! :lol:

What the F-uck is with Jerry. Making a statement like...

...Is NOTHING like, "I would let a man in a dress perform oral sex me"! on another man! What the F-uck is wrong with you Jerry? Haha...I mean, seriously, I am sure that was meant to be funny, but What the F-uck?

What the F-uck? Why is Ivan the Terrible getting credit for copying my sig?

What the F-uck is with is with the f-ucking obsession with cell phones and the little ear -phone gadgets? These idiots walk around the store talking to themselves and are totally detached from reality! Nice life idiots!

:rofl

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I don't know why you're trying to take credit for copying Ivan's sig, but your right, it would be like a woman saying "I'd let a woman wearing pants perform oral sex on me". Quoting galenrox like that is kindof homophobic I think :2razz:

 

[BodiSatva]

WHAT THE F-UCK!!

Haha...Jerry!

I am only so creative now...I don't do much so I don't take credit for much... BUT THAT IS MY SIG BUDDY!! :lol:

I had to read your thing a few times before I realized what the hell you were talking about...changing your quote and all...:rofl

That's like a striate guy saying "I'd let a woman in pants perform oral sex on me".

To

would be like a woman saying "I'd let a woman wearing pants perform oral sex on me".

I am right! YES! I was fricking confused for some reason... :lol:

Take it easy man.

 

[Jerry]

WHAT THE F-UCK!!

Haha...Jerry!

I am only so creative now...I don't do much so I don't take credit for much... BUT THAT IS MY SIG BUDDY!! :lol:

I had to read your thing a few times before I realized what the hell you were talking about...changing your quote and all...:rofl
To
I am right! YES! I was fricking confused for some reason... :lol:

Take it easy man.

No, no, it's cool, I'm just bustin your balls. But yes you're right.

Really though, you shouldn't go around stealing other people's sigs like that. It's rude.

 

[BodiSatva]

:lol: :lol:

 

[cherokee]

What the f.uck is up with you two?
Can’t you use another word besides f.uck,

Fu.ck, you’re saying f.uck too f.ucking much.
Fu.ck if you f.ucking keep this f.ucking chit up f.uck will just be another f.ucking word. the f.ucking everyone will f.ucking heard saying f.uck.

Thank you very-f.ucking-much.