George_Washington
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Every President we've ever had has been criticized. Every one was been ridiculed and every one has been questioned.
I say that the problem lies in that so far, we've always elected a, human as President.
Let's break the mold and elect a non-human as President...
...Let's elect a dog.
Think about it; it would please everyone. He'd never be criticized because he wouldn't do anything anyway. He wouldn't have to worry about not handling domestic affairs right because he couldn't read a budget anyway. We wouldn't have to worry about sexual scandals because he would have been neutered. His mere presence at the UN would invoke compassion for the US, especially if we pick out a dog that is ultra cute, like a cockapoo or terrier. He'd easily be able to handle the remains of the War in Iraq because he would just pee on the land, mark his territory, and then the whole Middle East would belong to him anyway.
Yes, I think a dog is exactly what we need for our next leader.
(Warning: This thread is not for the humor impaired. :mrgreen
I say that the problem lies in that so far, we've always elected a, human as President.
Let's break the mold and elect a non-human as President...
...Let's elect a dog.
Think about it; it would please everyone. He'd never be criticized because he wouldn't do anything anyway. He wouldn't have to worry about not handling domestic affairs right because he couldn't read a budget anyway. We wouldn't have to worry about sexual scandals because he would have been neutered. His mere presence at the UN would invoke compassion for the US, especially if we pick out a dog that is ultra cute, like a cockapoo or terrier. He'd easily be able to handle the remains of the War in Iraq because he would just pee on the land, mark his territory, and then the whole Middle East would belong to him anyway.
Yes, I think a dog is exactly what we need for our next leader.
(Warning: This thread is not for the humor impaired. :mrgreen