Time spent/abuse dealt formula example...
That would depend.
She doesn’t like hand guns but maybe something like an MP5..
You know, I likee all them toys, but damn, I'm still partial to the good ol' M16. Prone, dropping the 400 yard target every time. I'd love to put a scope on one.
Speaking of Monkeys, that reminds me of a story.
Army days, Germany, couple a decades ago. One of my best friends was the armourer. You could volenteer to go to the range any time one platton was up for qualification, and I got the skinny on when to ask in advance. (Politics you morons, have you seen my award)? So, I'd go shoot my 40/40 and they'd march the unwashed masses onto the bus for some much needed "hurry up and wait". (Now, this is between us), turns out they had to allocate extra ammo for each range run, and never came close to using all. Guess what campers? Those rounds had to get used. So some buds and me would get 4-5 M16's and just rock and roll through mags until that barrel got hot and change weapons.
I just LOVE the smell of red hot barrels and cordite, smells like, young teacher havin fun. Booyea.
Know what the best thing was?
They got the privates to load the mags and I didn't have to clean the M16's not assigned to me. Yea, I been gettin away with sh**t all my life. That's gotta be annoying, which ammuses me.
And yea, cherokee, used to get to play with the HK's when I went on European marksmanship compatitions. They cheated. Give us USA guys a HK and tell us to zero it with just three rounds, once. Which is why I'd usually come in second or so. Still whupped the rest of the teams with their own weapons though.
Moral of the story?
USA got some well trained troops. Don't you ever doubt that. Ever.