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Worst things to say while in coitus.

I offered a change in position from the missionary with a gf once:

"Pardon me! No! I am not like Linda/Melissa/Aurora Snow/Pornstars/Sluts! You cannot watch porn and expect to practice that filth with me!"

Always plain vanilla with that one. Trying anything new I found such terrible resistance. Dealing with that resistance then was a major turn off.
 
"No, I'm not that turned on....I don't know why, the doctor said it was dysentery...whatever that is..."
 
Not a sentence, but hearing the dog licking its ass while I'm having sex with my mate a few short feet away. That really put a damper on my pecker.
 
calamity said:
Not a sentence, but hearing the dog licking its ass while I'm having sex with my mate a few short feet away. That really put a damper on my pecker.
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What was the dog doing there anyway? :lol:
 
calamity said:
Not a sentence, but hearing the dog licking its ass while I'm having sex with my mate a few short feet away. That really put a damper on my pecker.
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at least it wasn't licking your ass. I had a gf's dog sniff my ass once during the act. game over, man...game over.
 
OscarB63 said:
at least it wasn't licking your ass. I had a gf's dog sniff my ass once during the act. game over, man...game over.
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:lamo :lamo

Thanks! :) I needed that!

The dog has no place anywhere near the room while in the act if you ask me!
 
I don't know if you are looking for real lines or just any lines, but Jennie Breeden (The Devil's Panties) has a whole series of one panels called What Not To Say In The Bedroom. I swear that some of these lines belong there!
 
Redress said:
The classic rodeo **** joke is stuck in my head now for some reason...
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Unfortunately, I rode in that rodeo once. If you can call 50 micro-seconds a ride.
 
These ones are real.

"But I never use condoms." Um. Bye. Get tested, you ****ing idiot.

"I took off the condom. I could blow any minute." This one needs context. He didn't really. This was his attempt at trying to play a sexy psychological risk game. All of you know I'm childfree and the idea of getting knocked up makes my uterus vomit. I punched him in the neck. Repeatedly. Not. Cute.

"OH SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS! [incomprehensible screaming]" My elder kitty, in her younger days, taking a swat at my boyfriend's balls. They were swinging so enticingly. Yeah. That was the end of that.

"Baseball, pizza, onesie pajamas!" Guy trying not to orgasm.
 
"Would you move your head a little to the right? A little more...a little more...PERFECT. What the...THROW THE DAMN BALL Manning!!!"
 
"So I was wondering...is your sister seeing anyone?"
 
"Are we having fun yet?"
 
maquiscat said:
I don't know if you are looking for real lines or just any lines, but Jennie Breeden (The Devil's Panties) has a whole series of one panels called What Not To Say In The Bedroom. I swear that some of these lines belong there!
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Well it is technically the same ordeal just subjectively interpreted by different people. I would not doubt it if there are some here that resemble those there.

The thing is that the lines mentioned here should be experienced at some point rather then invented? We have the luxury to state them for it is an anonymous forum so...
 
God, you're ****ing boring.
 
NoC_T said:
God, you're ****ing boring.
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He...'' Syria's kicking off again..Putin's made a call to the American public...Sky blue won the 3.30...pet dog kills owner..''
She...''what are you talking about?''
He..''just reading that piece of newspaper stuck to your ass!!''
 
wolfie said:
He...'' Syria's kicking off again..Putin's made a call to the American public...Sky blue won the 3.30...pet dog kills owner..''
She...''what are you talking about?''
He..''just reading that piece of newspaper stuck to your ass!!''
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Multiple choice question. Where is the G-Spot?

a) Who cares?
b) Who cares?
c) Who cares?
d) Who cares?
 
Was that a queef or did you just fart?
 
"I hope the condom is on right..."
 
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