I sometimes wonder if people whose last name is Hacker have a hard time finding work these day.
Reminds me of a joke I heard once.
Three girls attended the same school, and the week before the school dance each one was approached by a prospective date. Each girl said the same thing "You'll have to win my Dad's approval, and just so you know, he's a poet."
So the night of the dance, all three girls are dressed up waiting for their dates with their dad. The door knocks, and the dad answers it to see a very finely dressed young man.
The dapper young lad says "Hello sir my name is Lance. I'd like to take your daughter to the dance, do I have a chance?"
The Dad looks him over and says "Okay you can date my daughter."
A few minutes later another knock at the door, and the dad answers to find a less well kept boy looking kind of nervous.
The boy, sweating a bit, says "Hello sir my name is Mike, and I'd like to take your daughter to the dance on my bike."
The dad looks him up and down, ponders him for a bit, before saying "Okay you can date my daughter."
A few minutes more pass and a third knock at the door is heard. The dad answers the door to find a scruffy, rough looking boy standing at the doorway.
The boy says "Hi sir my name is Tucker, and I..."
And the dad interrupts to say "You can't date my daughter."