Yeah, but at the same time Euromaiden hasn't actually managed to fix anything. The names and faces changed, and the backers did as well, but the song remained the same.
Crimeans were only ever a part of the Ukraine out of almost random chance. I'm not Putin's biggest fan by anybody's standards, but once the vote was held the results were consistent with the views of the majority of Crimeans.
Again, yes, given a choice between the misery of independence as an alienated state enforced by Russian military power, and being part of a country willing to lavish it with investment and money in order to win it over, I have no doubt that Crimeans would choose the latter.
The indisputable bottom line is that:
A: We will never know the outcome were the option to remain a part of the Ukraine offered.
B: The referendum was utterly illegal (per both international law and the Budapest Memorandum) and a violation of Ukrainian sovereignty in the first place.
As for Euromaiden, yes, it didn't eliminate corruption in Ukraine, but it did reduce it by getting rid of Viktor who factually embezzled billions; I've yet to see evidence of Poroshenko doing the same.
You are, again, not taking the time to digest what you are reading.
The only failure I've thus far seen to 'digest' is on your behalf when you assumed in that earlier Forbes article, even after I gave you an explicit breakdown, that my concern was with an unsourced Ukrainian report, not the Russian Human Rights Council polling.
How, possibly, could Russia offer the option for Crimea to join Ukraine? Ukraine is a sovereign nation. Could the US offer Puerto Rico the "option" to join Cuba without the Cubans dictating the terms of how such an arrangement would take place? Obviously not. And besides that, what did Ukraine have to offer? Chaos? Corruption? Instability?
It's not a question of 'joining' Ukraine so much as remaining part of it. It's a vote for the status quo, not a change in state; don't be ridiculous.
Crimeans voted for their own self interests.
Again, yes, given the exclusive option between Russian imposed independence and isolation, and Russian investment money as an annexed territory, I'm sure voting for annexation was indeed in their interests.
I hope you are including the people of Crimea as "a closest ally" because they see the referendum as legitimate, too.
An annexed territory isn't really an 'ally', now is it?