Actually.... we could!
I bet we could put together a Christianity 2.0 that's way better than the original.
First, we'd pull out all the garbage that's incongruous with reality... the flood stuff, the planet being 6,000 years old, etc. Just rip all that stuff out.
Then, we'd buff up some of the characters, starting with Jesus. Turning water into wine? Boring. Let's give him command of lighting like Zeus, and obviously flight. He should also have a trusty sidekick (I'm thinking an armored wolf with glowing eyes that can make itself invisible) and a divine weapon, perhaps a mace from the heavens. We're making Jesus swole. He's going to be ripped in our updated religion.
Now, the bad guys. Satan needs a lot more back-story, especially in relation to Jesus. I want a Batman/Joker vibe here... dark and gritty with lots of moral gray. Satan's origin story should be fully fleshed out, and I'm thinking that in the Christianity 2.0 Cinematic Universe, we're going to see Satan and Jesus team up like frenemies to take on an even badder villain. (Anybody have thoughts on this?). Also, Satan and Jesus should both have a posse with fleshed out identities, and Bible 2.0 will include many side tales where members of the posses face off 1:1 at various times, Mortal Kombat-style.
We're not done yet. We need a lot more international appeal, so we're going to mix it up with other world religions. I'm taking cross-overs. I'm talking guest stars. I'm talking Buddha flying in and teaming up with Jesus to fight alien invaders, after which they share some beers then part with a friendly fist bump.
Finally, we need to modernize the whole shebang. Emergent AI? A recurring character in Christianity 2.0. Climate change? We're tackling that as well. Quantum physics gets baked into the very structure of the updated religion. No more yawn about frankincense and shepherds and stables. We're ripping that crap out and putting in 6th gen stealth aircraft and nano robotics.
I believe it is possible to create a newer, better Christianity. One with wide appeal to modern sensibilities. A religion that people like
@Daisy can be proud of. One that gives Jesus the story he really deserves.
Who's with me?!