Who On the Site Would You Elect US President?

[Kelzie]

Yes, but are they reasonable? Questions or Comments?

Reasonable is such a...lofty goal. What's wrong with interesting?

 

[Billo_Really]

Originally posted by teacher:
You are as intelligent as you are handsome.

I've lost all respect for you.

 

[Arts&Sciences]

I guess that my mock campaign advertisements just aren't "basement" enough.

 

[SKILMATIC]

Isn't it enough that I pay omage to your infinite wisdom with every post (see quote under avatar)?

Well its about time godamit. :lol: I was beginning to wonder if you were forgetting about me. Now I know you really truly care. :2wave:

 

[Billo_Really]

Originally posted by SKILMATIC:
Well its about time godamit. I was beginning to wonder if you were forgetting about me. Now I know you really truly care

I don't know about truly caring, but I am Really!

 

[Billo_Really]

Originally posted by Kelzie:
Reasonable is such a...lofty goal. What's wrong with interesting?

Interesting's good. I guess. I kinda had my hopes on reasonable. But if interesting is all your willing to give me, I'll take it. I guess. You're so mean to me.

 

[teacher]

Policy statement.

I will legalize slapping people for being stupid.

Alcohol consumption while playing with fireworks will be encouraged.

Gay marriage will be legalized, though there will be a fine for men kissing within my view.

No fine for women kissing.

Camp David renamed to "Single horny womens retreat".

Instead of White house, I will be spending most of my time at S.H.W.R.

I will create a ministry of funny walks.

The forms of capitol punishment will be changed to a firing line. Family members of the victims of the condemned may participate in the firing line. Others may be included by winning a national lottery.

Congress shall wear wigs and talk in a fake British accent.

 

[Kelzie]

Policy statement.

I will legalize slapping people for being stupid.

Alcohol consumption while playing with fireworks will be encouraged.

Gay marriage will be legalized, though there will be a fine for men kissing within my view.

No fine for women kissing.

Camp David renamed to "Single horny womens retreat".

Instead of White house, I will be spending most of my time at S.H.W.R.

I will create a ministry of funny walks.

The forms of capitol punishment will be changed to a firing line. Family members of the victims of the condemned may participate in the firing line. Others may be included by winning a national lottery.

Congress shall wear wigs and talk in a fake British accent.

I'm sorry. As first lady, I have to draw the line at the re-naming of Camp David. There will be no "Clinton incidents" in MY white house.

 

[teacher]

I'm sorry. As first lady, I have to draw the line at the re-naming of Camp David. There will be no "Clinton incidents" in MY white house.

opps..........

 

[Kelzie]

opps..........

No hard feelings. As long as we're on the same page about slutty girls running around. By the way. I prefer platinum settings. Yellow gold's not my thing.

Oh, I should probably mention that I want it to be a meat-free white house. That's okay too right?

 

[SKILMATIC]

Policy statement.

I will legalize slapping people for being stupid.

Alcohol consumption while playing with fireworks will be encouraged.

Gay marriage will be legalized, though there will be a fine for men kissing within my view.

No fine for women kissing.

Camp David renamed to "Single horny womens retreat".

Instead of White house, I will be spending most of my time at S.H.W.R.

I will create a ministry of funny walks.

The forms of capitol punishment will be changed to a firing line. Family members of the victims of the condemned may participate in the firing line. Others may be included by winning a national lottery.

Congress shall wear wigs and talk in a fake British accent.

I think the first point does it for me.

No gay marriage unless its a man and 2 females. lol

Single horny womes retreat will be mandatory every weekend . Need to work on making up for the population loss in WW2.

Also I would spend most of my time populating the earth to build my own home grown army. :lol:

 

[cnredd]

I think the first point does it for me.

No gay marriage unless its a man and 2 females. lol

Single horny womes retreat will be mandatory every weekend . Need to work on making up for the population loss in WW2.

Also I would spend most of my time populating the earth to build my own home grown army. :lol:

You forgot the biggest thing about you becoming President....

You'd finally be able to get Gunny's leash off of your neck....:2wave:

 

[SKILMATIC]

You forgot the biggest thing about you becoming President....

You'd finally be able to get Gunny's leash off of your neck....

Huh? How does he have a leash on my neck? I thought it was around my hand? :rofl

 

[teacher]

Let's not forget about endorsements. I think I have Skils for my slapping the stupid pledge. Now, Canuck, who would get your vote for President?