You know Billo, I never noticed that. I don't recall seeing any kudos to your humor or most excellent powerpoint posts.
I retract my statements about Liberals not having a sense of humor.
Poor wording. Should read, Liberals are not the only ones who can't take a friggin joke at their expense. Liberals can't give or take a joke about their side. Many, not all, Republicans can't take a joke on themselves, some fewer more can make jokes about themselves. The proof is in this thread. How many liberals do you see dissing themselves. Far less than Conservatives use self-deprecating humor. cnredd uses it well. I should go there more. Yes.
Top ten easy smacks on Republicans.
10.All for freedom of religion. Now pray in school you heathens.
9.Ashcroft covered the exposed breast of the lady justice statue. He probably bones his wife with his socks on.
8.Separation of Church and state. Except for gay issues. You people are going to hell.
7.One name: Navypride.
6.They don't give citizenship to monkeys.
5.They recognize France as a nation. (Proper term is gay ass sounding, beret wearing, cheese drinking, hairy womened, wine snobbed, UN sanction breaking, defintion of irony displaying by calling US arrogant, can't stop riots in their country, surrender frogs.) (medium version). Short version: France.
4.Fiscal reponsability touting. Except when they have control. Let's run up the debt. We'll all be dead before it affects us.
3.The libs stick it to the rich; we stick it to the poor. You're welcome for screwing you coming and going.
2.We were the last in a long line of ineptness in the Katrina situation. Hey George, you control the military. Airborne could have been there in, 4 hours plus the plane trip from Carolina. Can't dial the phone?
And the number one easy smack on Republicans,
1.Hillary just might win.
Now I know why I don't TT Republicans as much.
They're just sad, not funny.
Excuse the sub par TT. At least it's not in the TT thread.
Help me out here cnredd. Subject. Illeagle immigration is bad. Except for Mexicans whose vote we prostitute ourselves for at the expense of security. It's not easy. Try it. Kinda opens your eyes. We have control of the government, we could pass very strict measures that could tighten the border 100%. Find ten jokes in that.
Top ten reasons Republicans don't secure our borders.
Ah, I got some. Once you get over the shock of reality, (takes a minute), the sadness passes.
There you go, elect me, I think out loud.