jujuman13
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A Man & a Woman were having drinks together & bantering back and forth on Male / Female subjects.
They talked about who was better in Sports, and who were the better entertainers etc.
The flirting continued for about another hour when the topic of sex came up. So they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.
The man said, 'Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?'
He then went on arguing his point, even going so far as to ask other men in the bar for their opinions. The Woman listened quietly until the man had finished making his point. Confident in the strength of his argument, the man awaited her response.
'That doesn't prove anything' the woman countered. 'Think about this - when your ear itches and you put your little finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better - your ear or your finger?'
They talked about who was better in Sports, and who were the better entertainers etc.
The flirting continued for about another hour when the topic of sex came up. So they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.
The man said, 'Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?'
He then went on arguing his point, even going so far as to ask other men in the bar for their opinions. The Woman listened quietly until the man had finished making his point. Confident in the strength of his argument, the man awaited her response.
'That doesn't prove anything' the woman countered. 'Think about this - when your ear itches and you put your little finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better - your ear or your finger?'