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When is Sharia Law going to take over and kill all the gay people?

When is Sharia Law going to take over and kill all the gay people?


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When is Sharia Law going to take over and kill all the gay people?
 

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Next Tuesday. Mark it down.
 

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When the Mosque of Domination and Compliance in NYC is completed. It's actually a very cunning and devious plan. You see, the proposed near ground zero mosque is actually an antenna and receiver. The rest of the mosques in NYC, including the ones closer to ground zero, are really energy collection devices. They were slowly siphoning energy from the sun and storing it in their vast underground tunnel system that not even NYC knew about. But it was slow going due to the collection area of the mosques, so it was decided that a large source of energy nearer than the sun could boost collection and allow them to go on with their plans. That's what 9.11 was all about. Don't you see? It's been set up for decades now. And then the evil Muslims decided to make up terrorist organizations and scatter them around to confuse us so we wouldn't know. And one of the cells ran planes into the towers. The collapse of the towers and the subsequent outcry of the people generated the much needed energy required for the mosques to capture.

We are now at the last steps. The Mosque of Domination and Compliance in NYC was created for a two part problem. One was to generate the remaining energy necessary to fill the storage units, which it accomplished by creating outrage and pointless internet debate. The other was that once all the energy is stored, it has be transmitted to a proper location which can then distribute that energy across an area to complete the plan. This is where the antenna part comes it. The Mosque of Domination and Compliance in NYC will be able to receive all the stored up energy from all the other mosques simultaneously and release that energy into the atmosphere. Now this is evil Muslim energy and is designed to turn everyone who comes in contact with it into an evil Muslim. So when the Mosque of Domination and Compliance in NYC is completed, it will take mere weeks to make all the proper calculations and electrical connections before the final stage of "Turn all America into evil Muslims" plan is enacted. Estimates indicate that the massive energy reservoir under NYC is enough to blanket all the US and the part of Canada which matters if released simultaneously.

Thus once complete and finalized, the Mosque of Domination and Compliance in NYC will throw the switch and the other mosques in town will perform an energy dump in which all their energy is transmitted to the Mosque of Domination and Compliance and subsequently released into the atmosphere. There it will saturate the US and Canada turning all of us who aren't gay (oh yeah, that's part of it too...they specifically gathered "straight" energy so as to not covert gays because they think gays are icky and hate the way they decorate their apartments) into evil Muslims. Once we are all evil Muslims, Sharia law will then be declared as law of the land in the United States. And their first order of business....kill Gaylibertarian. I know all this because I've seen their plans for domination of North America. It was on a cocktail napkin.
 

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When the Mosque of Domination and Compliance in NYC is completed. It's actually a very cunning and devious plan. You see, the proposed near ground zero mosque is actually an antenna and receiver. The rest of the mosques in NYC, including the ones closer to ground zero, are really energy collection devices. They were slowly siphoning energy from the sun and storing it in their vast underground tunnel system that not even NYC knew about. But it was slow going due to the collection area of the mosques, so it was decided that a large source of energy nearer than the sun could boost collection and allow them to go on with their plans. That's what 9.11 was all about. Don't you see? It's been set up for decades now. And then the evil Muslims decided to make up terrorist organizations and scatter them around to confuse us so we wouldn't know. And one of the cells ran planes into the towers. The collapse of the towers and the subsequent outcry of the people generated the much needed energy required for the mosques to capture.

We are now at the last steps. The Mosque of Domination and Compliance in NYC was created for a two part problem. One was to generate the remaining energy necessary to fill the storage units, which it accomplished by creating outrage and pointless internet debate. The other was that once all the energy is stored, it has be transmitted to a proper location which can then distribute that energy across an area to complete the plan. This is where the antenna part comes it. The Mosque of Domination and Compliance in NYC will be able to receive all the stored up energy from all the other mosques simultaneously and release that energy into the atmosphere. Now this is evil Muslim energy and is designed to turn everyone who comes in contact with it into an evil Muslim. So when the Mosque of Domination and Compliance in NYC is completed, it will take mere weeks to make all the proper calculations and electrical connections before the final stage of "Turn all America into evil Muslims" plan is enacted. Estimates indicate that the massive energy reservoir under NYC is enough to blanket all the US and the part of Canada which matters if released simultaneously.

Thus once complete and finalized, the Mosque of Domination and Compliance in NYC will throw the switch and the other mosques in town will perform an energy dump in which all their energy is transmitted to the Mosque of Domination and Compliance and subsequently released into the atmosphere. There it will saturate the US and Canada turning all of us who aren't gay (oh yeah, that's part of it too...they specifically gathered "straight" energy so as to not covert gays because they think gays are icky and hate the way they decorate their apartments) into evil Muslims. Once we are all evil Muslims, Sharia law will then be declared as law of the land in the United States. And their first order of business....kill Gaylibertarian. I know all this because I've seen their plans for domination of North America. It was on a cocktail napkin.

SOAB I knew it!!
 

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OMG, that was the funniest **** I've ever read!!! Sheer brilliance. I think a staff writer job on The Daily Show awaits you...
 

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When the Mosque of Domination and Compliance in NYC is completed. It's actually a very cunning and devious plan. You see, the proposed near ground zero mosque is actually an antenna and receiver. The rest of the mosques in NYC, including the ones closer to ground zero, are really energy collection devices. They were slowly siphoning energy from the sun and storing it in their vast underground tunnel system that not even NYC knew about. But it was slow going due to the collection area of the mosques, so it was decided that a large source of energy nearer than the sun could boost collection and allow them to go on with their plans. That's what 9.11 was all about. Don't you see? It's been set up for decades now. And then the evil Muslims decided to make up terrorist organizations and scatter them around to confuse us so we wouldn't know. And one of the cells ran planes into the towers. The collapse of the towers and the subsequent outcry of the people generated the much needed energy required for the mosques to capture.

We are now at the last steps. The Mosque of Domination and Compliance in NYC was created for a two part problem. One was to generate the remaining energy necessary to fill the storage units, which it accomplished by creating outrage and pointless internet debate. The other was that once all the energy is stored, it has be transmitted to a proper location which can then distribute that energy across an area to complete the plan. This is where the antenna part comes it. The Mosque of Domination and Compliance in NYC will be able to receive all the stored up energy from all the other mosques simultaneously and release that energy into the atmosphere. Now this is evil Muslim energy and is designed to turn everyone who comes in contact with it into an evil Muslim. So when the Mosque of Domination and Compliance in NYC is completed, it will take mere weeks to make all the proper calculations and electrical connections before the final stage of "Turn all America into evil Muslims" plan is enacted. Estimates indicate that the massive energy reservoir under NYC is enough to blanket all the US and the part of Canada which matters if released simultaneously.

Thus once complete and finalized, the Mosque of Domination and Compliance in NYC will throw the switch and the other mosques in town will perform an energy dump in which all their energy is transmitted to the Mosque of Domination and Compliance and subsequently released into the atmosphere. There it will saturate the US and Canada turning all of us who aren't gay (oh yeah, that's part of it too...they specifically gathered "straight" energy so as to not covert gays because they think gays are icky and hate the way they decorate their apartments) into evil Muslims. Once we are all evil Muslims, Sharia law will then be declared as law of the land in the United States. And their first order of business....kill Gaylibertarian. I know all this because I've seen their plans for domination of North America. It was on a cocktail napkin.

exactly what i was about to say.
 

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Depends on where you live, in many places of the world this is actually happening. However it can't happen in the US unless we have a Constitutional amendment to remove separation from church (mosque) and state.
 

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It wont.. Christian fanatics will beat the Muslims to the punch!
 

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Gay and Lesbian marriage licenses would be a real kick in the teeth to the Sharia faction. It's too bad our Christian faction keeps sticking up for the mullahs.
 

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When the Mosque of Domination and Compliance in NYC is completed. It's actually a very cunning and devious plan. You see, the proposed near ground zero mosque is actually an antenna and receiver. The rest of the mosques in NYC, including the ones closer to ground zero, are really energy collection devices. They were slowly siphoning energy from the sun and storing it in their vast underground tunnel system that not even NYC knew about. But it was slow going due to the collection area of the mosques, so it was decided that a large source of energy nearer than the sun could boost collection and allow them to go on with their plans. That's what 9.11 was all about. Don't you see? It's been set up for decades now. And then the evil Muslims decided to make up terrorist organizations and scatter them around to confuse us so we wouldn't know. And one of the cells ran planes into the towers. The collapse of the towers and the subsequent outcry of the people generated the much needed energy required for the mosques to capture.

We are now at the last steps. The Mosque of Domination and Compliance in NYC was created for a two part problem. One was to generate the remaining energy necessary to fill the storage units, which it accomplished by creating outrage and pointless internet debate. The other was that once all the energy is stored, it has be transmitted to a proper location which can then distribute that energy across an area to complete the plan. This is where the antenna part comes it. The Mosque of Domination and Compliance in NYC will be able to receive all the stored up energy from all the other mosques simultaneously and release that energy into the atmosphere. Now this is evil Muslim energy and is designed to turn everyone who comes in contact with it into an evil Muslim. So when the Mosque of Domination and Compliance in NYC is completed, it will take mere weeks to make all the proper calculations and electrical connections before the final stage of "Turn all America into evil Muslims" plan is enacted. Estimates indicate that the massive energy reservoir under NYC is enough to blanket all the US and the part of Canada which matters if released simultaneously.

Thus once complete and finalized, the Mosque of Domination and Compliance in NYC will throw the switch and the other mosques in town will perform an energy dump in which all their energy is transmitted to the Mosque of Domination and Compliance and subsequently released into the atmosphere. There it will saturate the US and Canada turning all of us who aren't gay (oh yeah, that's part of it too...they specifically gathered "straight" energy so as to not covert gays because they think gays are icky and hate the way they decorate their apartments) into evil Muslims. Once we are all evil Muslims, Sharia law will then be declared as law of the land in the United States. And their first order of business....kill Gaylibertarian. I know all this because I've seen their plans for domination of North America. It was on a cocktail napkin.
WOW, I have a headache now:)..this was good and creative, cudo's on a post well done. Now big brother has you on a list so if you get bumped from your next flight you will know why and BTW watch out for black cars.
 

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If I am going to give a serious answer. If it happens, then it happens in the next century. That implies that European countries keep up their immigration policies and turn it into muslim majority countries and muslims won't change their values. And there is no evidence that muslims in Europe is changing their values yet.
 

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If I am going to give a serious answer. If it happens, then it happens in the next century. That implies that European countries keep up their immigration policies and turn it into muslim majority countries and muslims won't change their values. And there is no evidence that muslims in Europe is changing their values yet.

Is there evidence that it is according to widespread muslims values to kill gay people or replace the laws of the lands they immigrate to?
 

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Oh PLEASE PLEASE let it be soon.
 

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What are you looking for...a best/worst case scenario type guess?

Anything you want to contribute. The original purpose of this thread has been satisfied.
 

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OMG, thats tomorrow!
****, you're right. Guess it's time to fry up all that bacon I have in the freezer and wash it down with all of my beer.

The up side is that I won't have to shave any more! :2party:
 

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The moment that Community Centre with a prayer room inside is completed.
 

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Anything you want to contribute. The original purpose of this thread has been satisfied.

I believe I was finished...gave it the Megaresponse it deserved
 
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