What nearly punched a hole in this Japanese oil tanker? (1 Viewer)

[RyrineaHaruno]

What nearly punched a hole in this Japanese oil tanker? - Yahoo! News

I think a USO might have done this. xd :aliens1:

Probably what the official story states is true, but that one big bump :shock:.

 

[The Mark]

A speedboat with full tanks hit the side of the tanker, with the resulting explosion completely vaporizing it?

:mrgreen:

A fish in the annual interspecies swimming race was unable to veer away due to extreme speed, and the collision with the tanker caused a kinetic explosion?

:mrgreen:

 

[Gardener]

Isn't it obvious?

 

[Lord Tammerlain]

A big whale that ate a whole lotta beans

 

[The Giant Noodle]

Isnt this part of a 'Yo Momma' joke?

 

[spud_meister]

Cap'n Nemo didn't quite get up enough speed in his Nautilus.

 

[jujuman13]

Ahmadinejad farted.

 

[theangryamerican]

Cap'n Nemo didn't quite get up enough speed in his Nautilus.

Dammit! You beat me to it! I was going to make a 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea reference!