What kind of liberal / conservative are you? Take this test!

[Groucho]

heh! This is not meant to be taken seriously, as you will see from the questions.

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OK, not sure why it isn't working.

Here's the link: http://politicalhumor.about.com/b/2...t-kind-of-liberal-or-conservative-are-you.htm

 

[Redress]

You are a New Left Hipster, also known as a MoveOn.org liberal, a Netroots activist, or a Daily Show fanatic. You believe that if we really want to defend American values, conservative hatriots must be exposed and mocked for every fanatical, puritanical, paranoid, fact-allergic, reality-challenged, obstructionist ideal for which they stand.

 

[Groucho]

Here's mine: You are a Working Class Warrior, also known as a blue-collar Democrat. You believe that the little guy is getting screwed by conservative greed-mongers and corporate criminals, and you’re not going to take it anymore.

 

[MaggieD]

You are an Anti-government Gunslinger, also known as a libertarian conservative or Tea Partier. You believe in smaller government, states’ rights, gun rights, and that, as Reagan once said, "The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.’"

How can I change my user name???

 

[Aunt Spiker]

I took both - I'm a Working Class Free Marketeer Warrior!!!

 

[jallman]

You are a Freedom Crusader, also known as a neoconservative. You believe in taking the fight directly to the enemy, whether it’s terrorists abroad or the liberal terrorist appeasers at home who give them aid and comfort.

 

[Tucker Case]

I took both.

For the liberal one I was "a Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of what’s known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-based thought reign supreme."

For the conservative one I was "a Free Marketeer, also known as a fiscal conservative. You believe in free-market capitalism, tax cuts, and protecting your hard-earned cash from pick-pocketing liberal socialists."

Does this mean I'm a libertarian?

 

[Groucho]

Never thought about taking both of them!

Obviously, many of my answers would have been "none of the above" but I chose the lesser of the evils and got this:

"You are a Freedom Crusader, also known as a neoconservative. You believe in taking the fight directly to the enemy, whether it’s terrorists abroad or the liberal terrorist appeasers at home who give them aid and comfort."

I'm a proud Working Class Freedom Crusader!

 

[Tucker Case]

Obviously, many of my answers would have been "none of the above" but I chose the lesser of the evils

That was my approach to both of them. :lol:

 

[Gardener]

I'm a reality based intellectualist and a freedom crusader.

 

[Hatuey]

You are a Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of what’s known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-based thought reign supreme.

 

[spud_meister]

i did both, i got:

You are a Peace Patroller, also known as an anti-war liberal or neo-hippie. You believe in putting an end to American imperial conquest, stopping wars that have already been lost, and supporting our troops by bringing them home.

You are a Freedom Crusader, also known as a neoconservative. You believe in taking the fight directly to the enemy, whether it’s terrorists abroad or the liberal terrorist appeasers at home who give them aid and comfort.

:lol:

 

[Fiddytree]

You are a Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of what’s known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-based thought reign supreme.

You are a Freedom Crusader, also known as a neoconservative. You believe in taking the fight directly to the enemy, whether it’s terrorists abroad or the liberal terrorist appeasers at home who give them aid and comfort.

It's pretty funny, actually.

 

[Andalublue]

Never thought about taking both of them!

Obviously, many of my answers would have been "none of the above" but I chose the lesser of the evils and got this:

"You are a Freedom Crusader, also known as a neoconservative. You believe in taking the fight directly to the enemy, whether it’s terrorists abroad or the liberal terrorist appeasers at home who give them aid and comfort."

I'm a proud Working Class Freedom Crusader!

Me too! I'm going to start a DP WCFC group. Power to the (Right) People!!!

 

[CaptainCourtesy]

You are a Social Justice Crusader, also known as a rights activist. You believe in equality, fairness, and preventing neo-Confederate conservative troglodytes from rolling back fifty years of civil rights gains.

 

[tacomancer]

Result: Working Class Warrior
Working Class Warrior

You are a Working Class Warrior, also known as a blue-collar Democrat. You believe that the little guy is getting screwed by conservative greed-mongers and corporate criminals, and you’re not going to take it anymore.

Result: Free Marketeer
Free Marketeer

You are a Free Marketeer, also known as a fiscal conservative. You believe in free-market capitalism, tax cuts, and protecting your hard-earned cash from pick-pocketing liberal socialists.

Hrm, seems to be a bit of a contradiction. I love free markets, except in cases where they don't work to prosper everyone, not just the people at the top.

 

[Groucho]

i did both, i got:

:lol:

Now that's funny! You must hate yourself!

 

[liblady]

You are a New Left Hipster, also known as a MoveOn.org liberal, a Netroots activist, or a Daily Show fanatic. You believe that if we really want to defend American values, conservative hatriots must be exposed and mocked for every fanatical, puritanical, paranoid, fact-allergic, reality-challenged, obstructionist ideal for which they stand.

ditto......er......i mean the same here.

 

[rivrrat]

Since I'm neither, (or rather a little of both) I took both tests.

You are a Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of what’s known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-based thought reign supreme.

You are a Free Marketeer, also known as a fiscal conservative. You believe in free-market capitalism, tax cuts, and protecting your hard-earned cash from pick-pocketing liberal socialists.

 

[Tucker Case]

Since I'm neither, (or rather a little of both) I took both tests.

You are a Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of what’s known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-based thought reign supreme.

You are a Free Marketeer, also known as a fiscal conservative. You believe in free-market capitalism, tax cuts, and protecting your hard-earned cash from pick-pocketing liberal socialists.

****. That means I am a libertarian. :2razz:

 

[rivrrat]

****. That means I am a libertarian. :2razz:

Are you calling me a libertarian? :shock:


Ima report you for callin' me names :2razz: