What DP neocon should replace Tony Snow?

[Billo_Really]

Of all the neocon posters at DP, who would be the best
to replace Tony Snow (if asked)?

 

[Billo_Really]

If I was George Bush, just to punish the media, I would get the biggest a.s.s-hole, the biggest prick I could find, to have reporters get their news from. I'd make it as painful as possible for them to ask questions.

With that being said, I pick Stinger!

 

[Kandahar]

Hmm...well, Jamesrage would provide the most comic relief, followed closely by Aquapub.

If we're going for actual competence/intelligence, it would obviously be GySgt.

But since the main qualification of a press secretary is being able to pretend to believe in bullshit policies, I suppose it should be ptsdkid.

 

[CaptainCourtesy]

Moderator's Warning:

This thread could get nasty real quick. Let's see if y'all can actually make it worthwhile and civil, or it'll head downstairs real quick.

 

[americanwoman]

I vote for Jamesrage.

I'd just like to see him tell off some reporters for saying the wrong thing :lol:

 

[WI Crippler]

I am suprised you didn't put your ol' buddy NavyPride up there Billo??

Anyway, I honestly don't know who would be a good Press Secretary. Since we can't hear them talking its hard to say. Maybe someone can type well, but they have a speech impediment. I always imagine Billo is screaming while he types, I don't know if I am the only one though...

 

[26 X World Champs]

Of all the neocon posters at DP, who would be the best
to replace Tony Snow (if asked)?

No brainer......NavyPride! How'd you leave him off your list?

 

[ptsdkid]

***With all due respect to all the other highly qualified entrants, I do believe that I would be the most qualified for the position. Tony's job in essence is to turn around the liberal questions of the media to where it makes them look foolish. Who better to face and ward off the liberally biased media than yours truly. You've all seen over and over again how I make liberals and their ideolgy the laughing stock on these forums. I do think it is my calling to progress through the ranks to get the national attention that is so deserved me. I will at times stay in touch by thanking the fine folks here for giving me my apprenticeship qualifications in the world of politics.

 

[Billo_Really]

Even though we are bi-polar opposites politically, I happen to like Navy Pride.

I did have the write-in candidate feature for just this situation.

If Navy Pride did take the job, he'd be a liberal within the week!

 

[Navy Pride]

Even though we are bi-polar opposites politically, I happen to like Navy Pride.

I did have the write-in candidate feature for just this situation.

If Navy Pride did take the job, he'd be a liberal within the week!

Say it ain't so "Shoeless Joe."

 

[niftydrifty]

I vote for Stinger. he's got just the right skills, and he's got the talking points down. He doesn't give up. he's a fighter. and he can deny with the best of them. but most of all he will never admit he was ever wrong. because he never has been. now that's a real American for ya. even Helen Thomas and the rest of that treasonous corps might think twice after Stinger didn't back down.

 

[bigsmitty]

I guess it really comes down to who I'd most like to see get smacked around by David Gregory every press date. Really any of them would suffice.

 

[DeeJayH]

:rock I cant believe i made the cut as a Neo-con
but i am also very happy that no one has voted for me
:2dance::2party:

 

[Adrian]

You've all seen over and over again how I make liberals and their ideolgy the laughing stock on these forums.

Which goes to show that one can be so far behind in the race that he thinks he's ahead.

 

[Adrian]

Anyway, I vote Stinger as well. Doesn't answer questions directly and steadfast against all evidence that he or Bush may be wrong. Plus the constant changes in the parameters of what's acceptable in debate would drive reporters to drink. Finally, he has just enough civility to keep security from throwing his butt out.

 

[Kandahar]

***With all due respect to all the other highly qualified entrants, I do believe that I would be the most qualified for the position. Tony's job in essence is to turn around the liberal questions of the media to where it makes them look foolish. Who better to face and ward off the liberally biased media than yours truly. You've all seen over and over again how I make liberals and their ideolgy the laughing stock on these forums. I do think it is my calling to progress through the ranks to get the national attention that is so deserved me. I will at times stay in touch by thanking the fine folks here for giving me my apprenticeship qualifications in the world of politics.

More proof that you're just a phony troll. No real person would volunteer themselves to be made fun of. Only a troll desperate for attention would do that.

Go get laid. You might have better luck once you finish high school and move out of your mom's house.

 

[Adrian]

I vote for Jamesrage.

I'd just like to see him tell off some reporters for saying the wrong thing :lol:

Oh, dude, you're totally right. Those are some press conferences I could get into!

 

[niftydrifty]

Anyway, I vote Stinger as well. Doesn't answer questions directly and steadfast against all evidence that he or Bush may be wrong. Plus the constant changes in the parameters of what's acceptable in debate would drive reporters to drink. Finally, he has just enough civility to keep security from throwing his butt out.

absolutely! his cup is 29% full, not 71% empty.

 

[Vader]

If I was George Bush, just to punish the media, I would get the biggest a.s.s-hole, the biggest prick I could find, to have reporters get their news from. I'd make it as painful as possible for them to ask questions.

With that being said, I pick Stinger!

Billo,

Gunny is not a neo-con.

 

[Gibberish]

If I want a press secretary that will make me laugh then definitely pstdkid. He would start every answer with: "First off, let me tell you why I am better then you..."

If I want a press secretary that will be a little more truthful, then Gunny. Also I wouldn't say Gunny is a Neo-con.

 

[Billo_Really]

Originally posted Vader:
Billo,

Gunny is not a neo-con.

Bullshit!

He defends the actions of this Administration just as much as Stinger, TOT, etc.,
albeit not as passionate as the latter.

 

[WI Crippler]

Bullshit!

He defends the actions of this Administration just as much as Stinger, TOT, etc.,
albeit not as passionate as the latter.

I don't think he has defended the administration much at all. He has been quite critical of their war planning, and their misguided reasons for going in. He recognises that the Iraq war is important, but for vastly different reasons than the administration gave you and I. His point is backed up by in depth study of the culture and history of the people involved, not right-wing talking points. That is why he is not a Neo-Con.....

 

[Billo_Really]

Originally posted by W.I.Crippler:
I don't think he has defended the administration much at all. He has been quite critical of their war planning, and their misguided reasons for going in. He recognises that the Iraq war is important, but for vastly different reasons than the administration gave you and I. His point is backed up by in depth study of the culture and history of the people involved, not right-wing talking points. That is why he is not a Neo-Con.....

I got a lot of respect for GySgt, so I don't want this to turn into a Gy bashing thread.

We are just going have to agree to disagree on this point.

 

[WI Crippler]

I got a lot of respect for GySgt, so I don't want this to turn into a Gy bashing thread.

We are just going have to agree to disagree on this point.

Fair enough...

 

[Stinger]

***With all due respect to all the other highly qualified entrants, I do believe that I would be the most qualified for the position.

Sorry but my resume is on the way, no disrepect to Tony whom I will gladly turn the podium back over to when he fully recovers as we all hope. David Gregory won't stand a chance with me!!