Welcome to the Fellatio Café, where customers can get a hot latte with a side of blowjob

[JacksinPA]

Welcome to the Fellatio Café, where customers can get a hot latte with a side of blowjob

When you’re hanging out at a café, enjoying a nice hot cup of coffee, surrounded by strangers chatting, working on their computers and reading newspapers, do you ever catch yourself thinking: a blowjob would really complete this experience … ? Well, if the answer to that question is “yes,”...

therooster.com

Here's a more recent article from December of last year.

The breakfast of champions?

When you’re hanging out at a café, enjoying a nice hot cup of coffee, surrounded by strangers chatting, working on their computers and reading newspapers, do you ever catch yourself thinking: a blowjob would really complete this experience … ?

Well, if the answer to that question is “yes,” “maybe,” or even “no,” I have great news for you.

Because now, in Geneva, Switzerland, a new coffee shop called “The Fellatio Café” will soon be offering exactly those services. Customers who want to get their fix of caffeine and sexual relief, now have a place to get both at the same time.

Here’s how it works: You show up, order your drink, sit down at the café bar and then use a tablet to select a girl. She shows up, gets on her knees, and services your schlong while you casually sip your joe, beside all the other Johns.
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But what's funny about my weekend in Geneva is I never heard a siren or saw an emergency vehicle. Very peaceful city.

 

[Luther]

Welcome to the Fellatio Café, where customers can get a hot latte with a side of blowjob

When you’re hanging out at a café, enjoying a nice hot cup of coffee, surrounded by strangers chatting, working on their computers and reading newspapers, do you ever catch yourself thinking: a blowjob would really complete this experience … ? Well, if the answer to that question is “yes,”...

therooster.com

Here's a more recent article from December of last year.

The breakfast of champions?

When you’re hanging out at a café, enjoying a nice hot cup of coffee, surrounded by strangers chatting, working on their computers and reading newspapers, do you ever catch yourself thinking: a blowjob would really complete this experience … ?

Well, if the answer to that question is “yes,” “maybe,” or even “no,” I have great news for you.

Because now, in Geneva, Switzerland, a new coffee shop called “The Fellatio Café” will soon be offering exactly those services. Customers who want to get their fix of caffeine and sexual relief, now have a place to get both at the same time.

Here’s how it works: You show up, order your drink, sit down at the café bar and then use a tablet to select a girl. She shows up, gets on her knees, and services your schlong while you casually sip your joe, beside all the other Johns.
===================================================================
But what's funny about my weekend in Geneva is I never heard a siren or saw an emergency vehicle. Very peaceful city.

Man, we need one of these in the states(LOL)

Just think of all the guys who spill their coffee when they orgasm!(LOL)

 

[Lursa]

It just cracks me up that entire industries are created and supported by men's need for sexual gratification...the $$$ they're willing to spend, whooo!

Strip clubs? The entire concept is ludicrous...lap dances? Paying $ for that? So sad...and yet big $$$

Porn? Gonna guess at least 80% supported by men. Esp. 'pay for' porn. (I mean, there's loads free online)

Prostitution and escort services. Again...90% male?

And in the vast majority of cases, it's other men capitalizing on it, so dont bitch at me for pointing out the obvious. It's not misandrist at all...men open themselves up to this 100% voluntarily, do they not?

 

[JacksinPA]

It just cracks me up that entire industries are created and supported by men's need for sexual gratification...the $$$ they're willing to spend, whooo!

Strip clubs? The entire concept is ludicrous...lap dances? Paying $ for that? So sad...and yet big $$$

Porn? Gonna guess at least 80% supported by men. Esp. 'pay for' porn. (I mean, there's loads free online)

Prostitution and escort services. Again...90% male?

And in the vast majority of cases, it's other men capitalizing on it, so dont bitch at me for pointing out the obvious. It's not misandrist at all...men open themselves up to this 100% voluntarily, do they not?

I can't speak for women but in my experience there are varying levels of sexual emotions in all the ones I've been with. But men have an enormous appetite for porn, even to the level of graphic inter-species bestiality.

Even my wife, who is quite conservative in a liberal outlook, told me once after we had been going out for a while that she had masturbated. That surprised me but my attraction to her was more about a stable family life than the rampant sex I had enjoyed earlier in my life.

 

[Lursa]

I can't speak for women but in my experience there are varying levels of sexual emotions in all the ones I've been with. But men have an enormous appetite for porn, even to the level of graphic inter-species bestiality.

Even my wife, who is quite conservative in a liberal outlook, told me once after we had been going out for a while that she had masturbated. That surprised me but my attraction to her was more about a stable family life than the rampant sex I had enjoyed earlier in my life.

Who said anything about masturbating? IMO it's likely everyone does it...and probably should. Relgions are severely mistaken and counterproductive in forbidding it IMO.

Not to mention that masturbating is free...which was mostly my point...the $$ men are willing to pay for sexual gratification.

 

[noonereal]

Welcome to the Fellatio Café, where customers can get a hot latte with a side of blowjob

When you’re hanging out at a café, enjoying a nice hot cup of coffee, surrounded by strangers chatting, working on their computers and reading newspapers, do you ever catch yourself thinking: a blowjob would really complete this experience … ? Well, if the answer to that question is “yes,”...

therooster.com

Here's a more recent article from December of last year.

The breakfast of champions?

When you’re hanging out at a café, enjoying a nice hot cup of coffee, surrounded by strangers chatting, working on their computers and reading newspapers, do you ever catch yourself thinking: a blowjob would really complete this experience … ?

Well, if the answer to that question is “yes,” “maybe,” or even “no,” I have great news for you.

Because now, in Geneva, Switzerland, a new coffee shop called “The Fellatio Café” will soon be offering exactly those services. Customers who want to get their fix of caffeine and sexual relief, now have a place to get both at the same time.

Here’s how it works: You show up, order your drink, sit down at the café bar and then use a tablet to select a girl. She shows up, gets on her knees, and services your schlong while you casually sip your joe, beside all the other Johns.
===================================================================
But what's funny about my weekend in Geneva is I never heard a siren or saw an emergency vehicle. Very peaceful city.

long overdo

 

[noonereal]

Even my wife, who is quite conservative in a liberal outlook, told me once after we had been going out for a while that she had masturbated. That surprised me

Strange that this would surprise you. All people masturbate.

 

[CLAX1911]

It just cracks me up that entire industries are created and supported by men's need for sexual gratification...the $$$ they're willing to spend, whooo!

Strip clubs? The entire concept is ludicrous...lap dances? Paying $ for that? So sad...and yet big $$$

Porn? Gonna guess at least 80% supported by men. Esp. 'pay for' porn. (I mean, there's loads free online)

Prostitution and escort services. Again...90% male?

And in the vast majority of cases, it's other men capitalizing on it, so dont bitch at me for pointing out the obvious. It's not misandrist at all...men open themselves up to this 100% voluntarily, do they not?

Never understood that myself. Why guys want to go pay money to watch strippers dance. Paying for pornography perplexes me. And prostitution just grosses me out. And I'm a man. We don't get it either.

 

[axelthefox]

Strange that this would surprise you. All people masturbate.

I wonder if anyone notice that cartoon porn,like anime porn seems kinda nicer than usual real life porn for some reason? I don't seem to be able to explain why sexy drawn cartoons seem kinda more nicer.

One thing i noticed though is that most of the sexy anime uses Japanese Kanji,which google translate is confused by it. I'm not sure if the Japanese are using slang or shorthand that babelfish can't translate into English from Japanese.

 

[Lursa]

I wonder if anyone notice that cartoon porn,like anime porn seems kinda nicer than usual real life porn for some reason? I don't seem to be able to explain why sexy drawn cartoons seem kinda more nicer.

One thing i noticed though is that most of the sexy anime uses Japanese Kanji,which google translate is confused by it. I'm not sure if the Japanese are using slang or shorthand that babelfish can't translate into English from Japanese.

I find anime empty in general (I've never seen anime porn) but what I do speculate is that the ability to create characters that look very childlike (underage) and innocent and vulnerable excites a lot of weak and ineffective men.

 

[Luther]

It just cracks me up that entire industries are created and supported by men's need for sexual gratification...the $$$ they're willing to spend, whooo!

Strip clubs? The entire concept is ludicrous...lap dances? Paying $ for that? So sad...and yet big $$$

Porn? Gonna guess at least 80% supported by men. Esp. 'pay for' porn. (I mean, there's loads free online)

Prostitution and escort services. Again...90% male?

And in the vast majority of cases, it's other men capitalizing on it, so dont bitch at me for pointing out the obvious. It's not misandrist at all...men open themselves up to this 100% voluntarily, do they not?

It must be a slow....... night?


There's a reason it's called the oldest profession
(LOL)

 

[Lursa]

There's a reason it's called the oldest profession
(LOL)

Because men have to pay for it? (LOL )

 

[Phys251]

Welcome to the Fellatio Café, where customers can get a hot latte with a side of blowjob

When you’re hanging out at a café, enjoying a nice hot cup of coffee, surrounded by strangers chatting, working on their computers and reading newspapers, do you ever catch yourself thinking: a blowjob would really complete this experience … ? Well, if the answer to that question is “yes,”...

therooster.com

Here's a more recent article from December of last year.

The breakfast of champions?

When you’re hanging out at a café, enjoying a nice hot cup of coffee, surrounded by strangers chatting, working on their computers and reading newspapers, do you ever catch yourself thinking: a blowjob would really complete this experience … ?

Well, if the answer to that question is “yes,” “maybe,” or even “no,” I have great news for you.

Because now, in Geneva, Switzerland, a new coffee shop called “The Fellatio Café” will soon be offering exactly those services. Customers who want to get their fix of caffeine and sexual relief, now have a place to get both at the same time.

Here’s how it works: You show up, order your drink, sit down at the café bar and then use a tablet to select a girl. She shows up, gets on her knees, and services your schlong while you casually sip your joe, beside all the other Johns.
===================================================================
But what's funny about my weekend in Geneva is I never heard a siren or saw an emergency vehicle. Very peaceful city.

I like hot coffee, both literally and metaphorically, but I have no desire for drinking coffee during any kind of sex.

 

[can2man]

It just cracks me up that entire industries are created and supported by men's need for sexual gratification...the $$$ they're willing to spend, whooo!

Strip clubs? The entire concept is ludicrous...lap dances? Paying $ for that? So sad...and yet big $$$

Porn? Gonna guess at least 80% supported by men. Esp. 'pay for' porn. (I mean, there's loads free online)

Prostitution and escort services. Again...90% male?

And in the vast majority of cases, it's other men capitalizing on it, so dont bitch at me for pointing out the obvious. It's not misandrist at all...men open themselves up to this 100% voluntarily, do they not?

Are there entire industries created for the needs of female sexual gratification?
Probably.
Yes, I get it, men are.........ah not gonna say it.

 

[CaughtInThe]

can we PLEASE get some of these places near the incels and the constantly angry old dudes???

 

[VySky]

Check please

 

[VanceMack]

For a second there I thought the OP was talking about the San Fran rendezvous where Kamala Harris blew Willie Brown on her way into politics.

 

[VySky]

 

[TypicalRussian]

It just cracks me up that entire industries are created and supported by men's need for sexual gratification...the $$$ they're willing to spend, whooo!

Strip clubs? The entire concept is ludicrous...lap dances? Paying $ for that? So sad...and yet big $$$

Porn? Gonna guess at least 80% supported by men. Esp. 'pay for' porn. (I mean, there's loads free online)

Prostitution and escort services. Again...90% male?

And in the vast majority of cases, it's other men capitalizing on it, so dont bitch at me for pointing out the obvious. It's not misandrist at all...men open themselves up to this 100% voluntarily, do they not?

men should not indulge in those meaningless practices

 

[lurchadams]

For a second there I thought the OP was talking about the San Fran rendezvous where Kamala Harris blew Willie Brown on her way into politics.

Cracks me up trump cultists squeal like little school girls the word, "whore" at Kamala. The same morally bankrupt knuckle-dragging hypocrites had no problem with their mango master raw-dogging a porn star while his wife was home nursing their newborn son.

trumpists are pathetic, but not surprising any longer. Perhaps we shouldn't try to reach out - perhaps we should so what they do - try to crush the opposition without mercy?

 

[lurchadams]

Welcome to the Fellatio Café, where customers can get a hot latte with a side of blowjob

When you’re hanging out at a café, enjoying a nice hot cup of coffee, surrounded by strangers chatting, working on their computers and reading newspapers, do you ever catch yourself thinking: a blowjob would really complete this experience … ? Well, if the answer to that question is “yes,”...

therooster.com

Here's a more recent article from December of last year.

The breakfast of champions?

When you’re hanging out at a café, enjoying a nice hot cup of coffee, surrounded by strangers chatting, working on their computers and reading newspapers, do you ever catch yourself thinking: a blowjob would really complete this experience … ?

Well, if the answer to that question is “yes,” “maybe,” or even “no,” I have great news for you.

Because now, in Geneva, Switzerland, a new coffee shop called “The Fellatio Café” will soon be offering exactly those services. Customers who want to get their fix of caffeine and sexual relief, now have a place to get both at the same time.

Here’s how it works: You show up, order your drink, sit down at the café bar and then use a tablet to select a girl. She shows up, gets on her knees, and services your schlong while you casually sip your joe, beside all the other Johns.
===================================================================
But what's funny about my weekend in Geneva is I never heard a siren or saw an emergency vehicle. Very peaceful city.

Remember the McDonald's case where someone sued because they spilled hot coffee on themselves and claimed McDonalds should have warned them?

Well..... the exposure for liability increases exponentially when one doesn't have anything covering the lower layer.

Also, I need to point out that in the Fellatio cafe', a "double-shot" doesn't mean what you think it does

Oh, thought of another one! At the door, women ask the gentlemen whether they're a "grande" or a "vente".

Oh! Thought of another! In the far corner of the cafe there's an S&M section... if you have a low threshold of pain you can request, "no whip"!

That's all I can think of for now...

 

[VanceMack]

Cracks me up trump cultists squeal like little school girls the word, "whore" at Kamala. The same morally bankrupt knuckle-dragging hypocrites had no problem with their mango master raw-dogging a porn star while his wife was home nursing their newborn son.

trumpists are pathetic, but not surprising any longer. Perhaps we shouldn't try to reach out - perhaps we should so what they do - try to crush the opposition without mercy?

Cracks me up that leftists have shit themselves over Trumps 'character' and first chance they get they run to vote for a rapist and a woman that blew her way to the top.

Because...you know...character......

 

[Lursa]

Are there entire industries created for the needs of female sexual gratification?
Probably.
Yes, I get it, men are.........ah not gonna say it.

Hey...which ones? Name some? I know there are a (very) few examples like male stripper shows like 'The Thunder from Down Under" in Vegas but even there I dont think there are female strip clubs.

The prevalence is heavily....heavily...skewed towards male "consumers."

 

[lurchadams]

Cracks me up that leftists have shit themselves over Trumps 'character' and first chance they get they run to vote for a rapist and a woman that blew her way to the top.

Because...you know...character......

Oh, that reminds me - trumpists are too stupid and unoriginal to come up with their own insults or jokes so they steal others'

 

[Arby]

Hey...which ones? Name some? I know there are a (very) few examples like male stripper shows like 'The Thunder from Down Under" in Vegas but even there I dont think there are female strip clubs.

The prevalence is heavily....heavily...skewed towards male "consumers."

While there's no denying that the " prevalence is heavily....heavily...skewed towards male "consumers," few of many women will admit to having a private "toy box." The "toy" industries aren't hurting.