Welcome to OlNate and Bum - our newest Dungeon Masters!

[azgreg]

There goes the neighborhood.

 

[Old 'N Chill]

Welcome to you both, congrats!

 

[JqYaqui]

Congratulations to the both of you!

 

[Allan]

Thrilled to have you guys on board! @Bum @OlNate

...she says, gleefully rubbing her hands together as she delegates pruning AA/Overitall threads.

 

[OlNate]

I guess global domination on the first day is a no go?

Well, not something I'm gonna go ahead and say, anyway...

 

[OlNate]

There goes the neighborhood.

 

[OlNate]

Now to go with that flaming Canadian smack you’ll have the codes for the flaming skull, oy vey!

I know... I'm positively quivering in anticipation at getting to rock that bad boy.... ❤

 

[Old 'N Chill]

M'kay.

I think he's flippin' BD the bird now. My cat might communicate like that to me, but not to my face.

 

[Bum]

I think he's flippin' BD the bird now. My cat might communicate like that to me, but not to my face.

My cats dont care... little irreverent bastards.

 

[Helix]

Welcome!

 

[Allan]

My cats dont care... little irreverent bastards.

You just think cats are irrelevant until you have a stroke in your kitchen and they eat your face off because they've gone 0.001 seconds between feedings.

 

[Bum]

I know... I'm positively quivering in anticipation at getting to rock that bad boy.... ❤

Me too....but I think thats a bit of Bells Palsey.

You just think cats are irrelevant until you have a stroke in your kitchen and they eat your face off because they've gone 0.001 seconds between feedings.

Dont be silly; my little carpet sharks will not sully themselves eating anything that does not come out of a can or a McDonalds bag.

 

[Dragonfly]

Please welcome OlNate and Bum to the DM staff.

* When responding to this thread keep in mind where you are. Any and all initiations should take place in the appropriate place.

I call bullshit. I've hired Giuliani and we're already filing lawsuits.
There's voter fraud run-amuck and it's beyond believable that either of those two could deserve such an honor!!!!

This will be "fixed" soon. I promise!!!!

 

[OlNate]

I call bullshit. I've hired Giuliani and we're already filing lawsuits.
There's voter fraud run-amuck and it's beyond believable that either of those two could deserve such an honor!!!!

This will be "fixed" soon. I promise!!!!

Guess it turns out we Canadians are a national security threat after all.... lol

 

[Dragonfly]

Guess it turns out we Canadians are a national security threat after all.... lol

It's a travesty...I'll bet you didn't even swear in on a bible. Probably used a French doily and some fancy flu-flu French cheese....

 

[Allan]

I call bullshit. I've hired Giuliani and we're already filing lawsuits.
There's voter fraud run-amuck and it's beyond believable that either of those two could deserve such an honor!!!!

This will be "fixed" soon. I promise!!!!

What can we storm?

 

[MaryP]

Will do my best not to disappoint, bud! lmao... Just gotta find the great power : great responsibility balance.... lolz

I hope you still have time to post!

 

[ASHES]

Good news and congrats, hope to see you around. Strong Bricks make a strong Wall, and those two are sturdy as they come.

 

[Bum]

What can we storm?

The outhouse?

 

[RedAkston]

The outhouse?

Oh, I don't know about that. Tuesday was Mexican night and that last batch of chimichangas turned more than one stomach. I wouldn't go near that outhouse without a hazmat suit.

 

[Allan]

The outhouse?

You get the outhouse do you. I know for a fact that Admins have a climate controlled restrooms in Carrera marble highlighted with subdued lighting. The 5 layer scented and aloe moisturized bathroom tissue is woven from eiderdown rejected as not soft enough for pillows. The restrooms have fireplaces, soothing Bee Gees music and fine dark chocolates hand crafted by DiAnna when she's not busy trying to figure out which of the nutcases on the forum might have weapons restrictions.

 

[Bum]

You get the outhouse do you. I know for a fact that Admins have a climate controlled restrooms in Carrera marble highlighted with subdued lighting. The 5 layer scented and aloe moisturized bathroom tissue is woven from eiderdown rejected as not soft enough for pillows. The restrooms have fireplaces, soothing Bee Gees music and fine dark chocolates hand crafted by DiAnna when she's not busy trying to figure out which of the nutcases on the forum might have weapons restrictions.

Its a budget issue.....Red is applying for Coronavirus chimichanga relief as we speak.

 

[Allan]

Its a budget issue.....Red is applying for Coronavirus relief as we speak.

Are you sure he's not actually in fact applying for Coronavirus? Sometimes he gets confused with complicated forms.

 

[george48]

Please welcome OlNate and Bum to the DM staff.

* When responding to this thread keep in mind where you are. Any and all initiations should take place in the appropriate place.

Comgress shal make no law

 

[RedAkston]

Are you sure he's not actually in fact applying for Coronavirus? Sometimes he gets confused with complicated forms.

Sometimes??? Someone on staff still hasn't forgiven me for ordering walrus for the cafeteria when I was supposed to order walnuts.