...thread. All the politics are beginning to bore me! :2razz:
Great idea! Let's have another "How old were you when you lost your virginity" thread (even though I already know how old each forum member was when they lost their virginity, because we've had like ten of these threads already).
RivrRat: I was twelve.
Kali: I'm casting some wiccan spells that will make me grow a new hymen.
Catz: Twelve...? Jesus Cheez Whiz! I was still wearing a diaper when I was twelve. I lost my virginity when I was thirty, and I'll always regret it, so I can really relate to what Kali's saying.
Grey Fox: I lost my virginity to a tranny hooker.
1069: I once screwed a tranny in the butt with a strap-on, back when I was a hooker. Say, you don't suppose...:shock: no, no. Never mind.
Dav: I'm still a virgin.
Digsbe: Me, too.
Skateguy and/or Gipper: I might be able to rectify that situation for you, wink wink, nudge nudge.
Some random person: I was sixteen.
Other random person: Does this thread constitute child porn?
Third random person: This is proof that abstinence-only education doesn't work.
There, we've had our sex thread.
Want a cigarette?
I was hoping no one would remember that or bring that up
"taught", "turgid", "massive", "throbbing", "heaving" "carnal", "sinewy", burning", "ripe", thralls", "ravenous", "rapacious", "enveloped", "thrust", "writhing", "oozed" "animal", " jiggling" "submissive", "latex", "leash", "crop", "shaved", "midget", "nasty", "golden", "taken", "punished", "naughty", "ripped" "pumped", "piston", "splayed", "slurped", "dribbled", "orifice", "exploded", "spasm", "juicy" "orgiastic" and 'depraved".
There. You can have these words. They're on me.
Now you need to do something with them.
I've never had sex with two women at the same time; however, I have had sex with a gal who weighed as much as two women, so that's kinda the same, isn't it?
You missed your calling; you should've been a writer of Harlequin Romance novels.
I hear there's good money in it.
I've never had sex with two women at the same time; however, I have had sex with a gal who weighed as much as two women, so that's kinda the same, isn't it?
LOL!! Classic. But I am not wiccan-just an eclectic pagan that is willing myself a new cherryGreat idea! Let's have another "How old were you when you lost your virginity" thread (even though I already know how old each forum member was when they lost their virginity, because we've had like ten of these threads already).
RivrRat: I was twelve.
Kali: I'm casting some wiccan spells that will make me grow a new hymen.
Catz: Twelve...? Jesus Cheez Whiz! I was still wearing a diaper when I was twelve. I lost my virginity when I was thirty, and I'll always regret it, so I can really relate to what Kali's saying.
Grey Fox: I lost my virginity to a tranny hooker.
1069: I once screwed a tranny in the butt with a strap-on, back when I was a hooker. Say, you don't suppose...:shock: no, no. Never mind.
Dav: I'm still a virgin.
Digsbe: Me, too.
Skateguy and/or Gipper: I might be able to rectify that situation for you, wink wink, nudge nudge.
Some random person: I was sixteen.
Other random person: Does this thread constitute child porn?
Third random person: This is proof that abstinence-only education doesn't work.
There, we've had our sex thread.
Want a cigarette?
A good sex thread?
Well all you need for good sex is to dim the lights, light some candles, a nice alcoholic beverage, and.....a vibrator
Threads like this are why I love ten.
Don't we all.
but most of us have to settle for six.
you have a deformed hand
3 fingers from each hand. Ancient chinese secret.
Douché :mrgreen:
Nah, all you need for good sex is some rohypnol, a fairly large vehicle, and some rope.