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We need a good sex....

Boomyal

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...thread. All the politics are beginning to bore me! :2razz:
 

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Great idea! Let's have another "How old were you when you lost your virginity" thread (even though I already know how old each forum member was when they lost their virginity, because we've had like ten of these threads already).

RivrRat: I was twelve.
Kali: I'm casting some wiccan spells that will make me grow a new hymen.
Catz: Twelve...? Jesus Cheez Whiz! I was still wearing a diaper when I was twelve. I lost my virginity when I was thirty, and I'll always regret it, so I can really relate to what Kali's saying.
Grey Fox: I lost my virginity to a tranny hooker.
1069: I once screwed a tranny in the butt with a strap-on, back when I was a hooker. Say, you don't suppose...:shock: no, no. Never mind.
Dav: I'm still a virgin.
Digsbe: Me, too.
Skateguy and/or Gipper: I might be able to rectify that situation for you, wink wink, nudge nudge.
Some random person: I was sixteen.
Other random person: Does this thread constitute child porn?
Third random person: This is proof that abstinence-only education doesn't work.

There, we've had our sex thread.
Want a cigarette?
 

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Ok, I get the point. Bad idea! I was just cruzin thru all the other options to comment on and nothing struck me. Thought may we could get a spark going here.:surrender
 

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"taught", "turgid", "massive", "throbbing", "heaving" "carnal", "sinewy", burning", "ripe", thralls", "ravenous", "rapacious", "enveloped", "thrust", "writhing", "oozed" "animal", " jiggling" "submissive", "latex", "leash", "crop", "shaved", "midget", "nasty", "golden", "taken", "punished", "naughty", "ripped" "pumped", "piston", "splayed", "slurped", "dribbled", "orifice", "exploded", "spasm", "juicy" "orgiastic" and 'depraved".

There. You can have these words. They're on me.

Now you need to do something with them.
 

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Great idea! Let's have another "How old were you when you lost your virginity" thread (even though I already know how old each forum member was when they lost their virginity, because we've had like ten of these threads already).

RivrRat: I was twelve.
Kali: I'm casting some wiccan spells that will make me grow a new hymen.
Catz: Twelve...? Jesus Cheez Whiz! I was still wearing a diaper when I was twelve. I lost my virginity when I was thirty, and I'll always regret it, so I can really relate to what Kali's saying.
Grey Fox: I lost my virginity to a tranny hooker.
1069: I once screwed a tranny in the butt with a strap-on, back when I was a hooker. Say, you don't suppose...:shock: no, no. Never mind.
Dav: I'm still a virgin.
Digsbe: Me, too.
Skateguy and/or Gipper: I might be able to rectify that situation for you, wink wink, nudge nudge.
Some random person: I was sixteen.
Other random person: Does this thread constitute child porn?
Third random person: This is proof that abstinence-only education doesn't work.

There, we've had our sex thread.
Want a cigarette?
I was hoping no one would remember that or bring that up:(
 

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"taught", "turgid", "massive", "throbbing", "heaving" "carnal", "sinewy", burning", "ripe", thralls", "ravenous", "rapacious", "enveloped", "thrust", "writhing", "oozed" "animal", " jiggling" "submissive", "latex", "leash", "crop", "shaved", "midget", "nasty", "golden", "taken", "punished", "naughty", "ripped" "pumped", "piston", "splayed", "slurped", "dribbled", "orifice", "exploded", "spasm", "juicy" "orgiastic" and 'depraved".

There. You can have these words. They're on me.

Now you need to do something with them.

You missed your calling; you should've been a writer of Harlequin Romance novels.
I hear there's good money in it.
 

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I've never had sex with two women at the same time; however, I have had sex with a gal who weighed as much as two women, so that's kinda the same, isn't it?
 

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I've never had sex with two women at the same time; however, I have had sex with a gal who weighed as much as two women, so that's kinda the same, isn't it?


That was you?
 

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You missed your calling; you should've been a writer of Harlequin Romance novels.
I hear there's good money in it.
Missed?

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I've never had sex with two women at the same time; however, I have had sex with a gal who weighed as much as two women, so that's kinda the same, isn't it?
its not the size that you should take into consideration, but rather the number of orifices that are available. Was she large enough to squeeze fat rolls to make pseudo-orifices?


edit... ohh god my eyes! i hate you now Gardener
 

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Fat women humour, is boring.
 

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Great idea! Let's have another "How old were you when you lost your virginity" thread (even though I already know how old each forum member was when they lost their virginity, because we've had like ten of these threads already).

RivrRat: I was twelve.
Kali: I'm casting some wiccan spells that will make me grow a new hymen.
Catz: Twelve...? Jesus Cheez Whiz! I was still wearing a diaper when I was twelve. I lost my virginity when I was thirty, and I'll always regret it, so I can really relate to what Kali's saying.
Grey Fox: I lost my virginity to a tranny hooker.
1069: I once screwed a tranny in the butt with a strap-on, back when I was a hooker. Say, you don't suppose...:shock: no, no. Never mind.
Dav: I'm still a virgin.
Digsbe: Me, too.
Skateguy and/or Gipper: I might be able to rectify that situation for you, wink wink, nudge nudge.
Some random person: I was sixteen.
Other random person: Does this thread constitute child porn?
Third random person: This is proof that abstinence-only education doesn't work.

There, we've had our sex thread.
Want a cigarette?
LOL!! Classic. But I am not wiccan-just an eclectic pagan that is willing myself a new cherry:)
 

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A good sex thread?

Well all you need for good sex is to dim the lights, light some candles, a nice alcoholic beverage, and.....a vibrator ;)
 

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A good sex thread?

Well all you need for good sex is to dim the lights, light some candles, a nice alcoholic beverage, and.....a vibrator ;)
Nah, all you need for good sex is some rohypnol, a fairly large vehicle, and some rope.
 

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Oh, Oh! Such a potentially good thread is deteriorating rapidly! From 3 fingers, to vibrators to fat ladies are not the kind of thing I envisioned.:thumbdown:mrgreen:
 

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Nah, all you need for good sex is some rohypnol, a fairly large vehicle, and some rope.
LOL

When I was in Mexico, one of the other instructors had a van and would pick us up sometimes to get from point A to point B. Said van's sliding door could ONLY be opened from the outside. He called it his "rape van". :rofl
 
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