Topsez
DP Veteran
- Joined
- Sep 14, 2006
- Messages
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- Political Leaning
- Very Conservative
After a tourist had been served in the Las Vegas cocktail
lounge, he beckoned the waitress back and said, "Miss, would
y'all give me a piece of ***?"
She looked him over, smiled and said, "Sure, why not? It's
pretty slow here right now, so let's go!"
When the pair returned half an hour later, the man sat down
at the same table and the waitress asked, "Will there be
anything else?"
"Yes," replied the tourist.
"Where ah come from in Arkansas, we lack our bourbon 'n watuh
cold, so ah still need a piece uh *** for mah drink."
lounge, he beckoned the waitress back and said, "Miss, would
y'all give me a piece of ***?"
She looked him over, smiled and said, "Sure, why not? It's
pretty slow here right now, so let's go!"
When the pair returned half an hour later, the man sat down
at the same table and the waitress asked, "Will there be
anything else?"
"Yes," replied the tourist.
"Where ah come from in Arkansas, we lack our bourbon 'n watuh
cold, so ah still need a piece uh *** for mah drink."