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UN phone survey

lizzie

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WORLD SURVEY BY PHONE

Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was:

"Could you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a massive failure because of the following:

1. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.

2. In Western Europe they didn't knowwhat "shortage" meant.

3. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.

4. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.

5. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.

6. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.

7. In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.

8. In Canada they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.

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If you didn't get at least a little chuckle out of that, then you are taking life waaayyy too seriously.:mrgreen:
 
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