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I'm afraid the rumors are true about the UCLA student taser incident:
The student was participating in a food drive for the victims of New Orleans while reading the Koran and giving a sermon on world peace when George Bush parachuted out of Airforce One and channeled his darkside powers of lightning bolts into the student like like he did in the Starwars movie (which was not actually a movie so much as it was a historical record of events from the future. George Lucas made that film with a handheld digicam and a time machine only. There were no special effects.)
This is an artist's rendition:
Some may recall the similarities between this event and the one that sparked the rise of Nazi Germany:
How can we be so blind as Americans and not see the similarities? Are we so busy as Americans eating hotdogs and playing baseball that we can't see what's happening?
WAKE UP AMERICA!!!!11!!!!
Here is more evidence of Bush's evilness:
Do you notice anything strange about this picture? It was taken with a normal photographic lense:
Now here is the SAME SHOT taken with an "Internal Dialog Lense"
Hah! See? I TOLD YOU SO.
There are those that say that Bush is good at fighting terrorism. Well you know what? Bush CAUSES terrorism. Do you really think Osama hates America because we let our women go to college and fail to execute them in soccer stadiums for infidelity?
NO.
This is why Osama hates America: (the girl in the middle is Osama's 34th wife, and despite looking like a bedroom this picture was actually taken in a cave in Afgalibaipakistan made to look like a bedroom. Also please ignore the similarities to this picture and the one you find under a google image search of keywords "caught cheating". That picture is a CIA attempt to hide this incident).
***See 2nd post for picture, limited to 4 pics per post here*******
Can any reasonable American deny what is going on after seeing this hard evidence? I think not.
What happened to that UCLA student is just the first step in Bush's evil plot. Don't be stupid America.
Bush caused terrorism, started wars, increased debt, wasted money on the military, sanctioned torture, was responsible for 9/11, drove North Korea to nuclear weapons, assassinated Kennedy, put Hitler in power, genetically engineered aids, started hurricane Katrina by spinning around really fast, hand built African slave boats, hacked my computer, telemarkets people on the do-not-call-list, is the source of all evil in the universe, and some other stuff I have yet to discover yet but soon will. No stone shall be unturned. No joint shall go unsmoked. No tree shall go unhugged. No tiedie shirt will go unworn. No history of a real civil rights issue like what blacks faced during the civil rights movement shall go untarnished by attention seeking college students coached by liberal professors at a liberal college trying to put themselves on a pedestal with real American heroes like Dr. Martin Luther King.
WAKE UP AMERICA
The student was participating in a food drive for the victims of New Orleans while reading the Koran and giving a sermon on world peace when George Bush parachuted out of Airforce One and channeled his darkside powers of lightning bolts into the student like like he did in the Starwars movie (which was not actually a movie so much as it was a historical record of events from the future. George Lucas made that film with a handheld digicam and a time machine only. There were no special effects.)
This is an artist's rendition:
Some may recall the similarities between this event and the one that sparked the rise of Nazi Germany:
How can we be so blind as Americans and not see the similarities? Are we so busy as Americans eating hotdogs and playing baseball that we can't see what's happening?
WAKE UP AMERICA!!!!11!!!!
Here is more evidence of Bush's evilness:
Do you notice anything strange about this picture? It was taken with a normal photographic lense:
Now here is the SAME SHOT taken with an "Internal Dialog Lense"
Hah! See? I TOLD YOU SO.
There are those that say that Bush is good at fighting terrorism. Well you know what? Bush CAUSES terrorism. Do you really think Osama hates America because we let our women go to college and fail to execute them in soccer stadiums for infidelity?
NO.
This is why Osama hates America: (the girl in the middle is Osama's 34th wife, and despite looking like a bedroom this picture was actually taken in a cave in Afgalibaipakistan made to look like a bedroom. Also please ignore the similarities to this picture and the one you find under a google image search of keywords "caught cheating". That picture is a CIA attempt to hide this incident).
***See 2nd post for picture, limited to 4 pics per post here*******
Can any reasonable American deny what is going on after seeing this hard evidence? I think not.
What happened to that UCLA student is just the first step in Bush's evil plot. Don't be stupid America.
Bush caused terrorism, started wars, increased debt, wasted money on the military, sanctioned torture, was responsible for 9/11, drove North Korea to nuclear weapons, assassinated Kennedy, put Hitler in power, genetically engineered aids, started hurricane Katrina by spinning around really fast, hand built African slave boats, hacked my computer, telemarkets people on the do-not-call-list, is the source of all evil in the universe, and some other stuff I have yet to discover yet but soon will. No stone shall be unturned. No joint shall go unsmoked. No tree shall go unhugged. No tiedie shirt will go unworn. No history of a real civil rights issue like what blacks faced during the civil rights movement shall go untarnished by attention seeking college students coached by liberal professors at a liberal college trying to put themselves on a pedestal with real American heroes like Dr. Martin Luther King.
WAKE UP AMERICA
