Topsez
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Two Men Down...
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah
when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist,
badly injured and unconscious.
On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine
in a similar but less serious state.
The Marine was conscious and alert
and as first aid was given to both men,
the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed
and moving north along the highway here,
and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.
We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.
I yelled to him that "Saddam Hussein
was a miserable, lowlife scum bag,"
and he yelled back that "Ted Kennedy
is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal drunk."
So, I said that "Osama Bin Ladin
dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian!"
He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!"
And, there we were, in the middle of the road shaking hands, when a truck hit us!
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah
when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist,
badly injured and unconscious.
On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine
in a similar but less serious state.
The Marine was conscious and alert
and as first aid was given to both men,
the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed
and moving north along the highway here,
and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.
We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.
I yelled to him that "Saddam Hussein
was a miserable, lowlife scum bag,"
and he yelled back that "Ted Kennedy
is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal drunk."
So, I said that "Osama Bin Ladin
dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian!"
He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!"
And, there we were, in the middle of the road shaking hands, when a truck hit us!