- Joined
- Jul 5, 2005
- Messages
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- Location
- Philadelphia,PA
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- Political Leaning
- Slightly Conservative
Dinner with Ivan the Terrible Lay and F@tgirl...
All characters except Ivan the Terrible Lay will be played by cnredd...
The character of Ivan the Terrible Lay will be played by Herve Villechaize in a diaper...
The scene...Mel's Diner, Pheonix, 1981...
Florence Jean Castlebury - What can I get you two dipshits?
F@tgirl - I'll have 15 cheeseburgers, 13 fries, 17 hot apple pies...and a diet coke...I'm watching my weight...
Ivan the Terrible Lay - When I wear mittens, I can't see my fingers!!!
F@tgirl - Can I have your chicken wings?
Ivan the Terrible Lay - Your Master demands you call me your Master!
Flo - Kiss my grits!
F@tgirl - ohhh!...I wany grits!...I want grits!...and some Count Chocula!...
Ivan the Terrible Lay - He's just a "count"...I'm an inhuman god...
Mel - Shaddup, you dinghy...
F@tgirl - A dinghy is a boat...I want seafood!...Do you have any Pepperidge Farm fish?
Ivan the Terrible Lay - I HATE going to the bathroom after I'm done taking a shower...
F@tgirl - mmmph!...ggrrdddppphh!...(burp)...More horseradish!...
Ivan the Terrible Lay - I command you, Vera, to pick up those straws!
Vera - Stuff it!...Just stuff it stuff it stuff it!!!!
F@tgirl - I'm trying!...60 more pounds of dead cow to go...Let's start with some bacon...
Ivan the Terrible Lay - Mel, you are now my enemy...
Mel - Fuc/k you asshole...I spit in your onion rings...
F@tgirl - I spit on my chin...I'll use these napkins...They say "sanitary" on them...
Ivan the Terrible Lay - I thought they were Nerf cigars...
Alice - That'll be $187.50...Unless you want separate checks...Ivan...Yours is $7.50...
Ivan the Terrible Lay - Do you accept library cards?
F@tgirl - Me still hungry...Me search floor for crumbs...
Ivan the Terrible Lay - That's my foot, you wench!
F@tgirl - More horseradish!
Ivan the Terrible Lay - You just went from "acolyte" to "acoheavy"...
F@tgirl - It's Staurday night...and I've got "The Wrath of Khan" on beta!...
Ivan the Terrible Lay - I'm so there, dude...
All characters except Ivan the Terrible Lay will be played by cnredd...
The character of Ivan the Terrible Lay will be played by Herve Villechaize in a diaper...
The scene...Mel's Diner, Pheonix, 1981...
Florence Jean Castlebury - What can I get you two dipshits?
F@tgirl - I'll have 15 cheeseburgers, 13 fries, 17 hot apple pies...and a diet coke...I'm watching my weight...
Ivan the Terrible Lay - When I wear mittens, I can't see my fingers!!!
F@tgirl - Can I have your chicken wings?
Ivan the Terrible Lay - Your Master demands you call me your Master!
Flo - Kiss my grits!
F@tgirl - ohhh!...I wany grits!...I want grits!...and some Count Chocula!...
Ivan the Terrible Lay - He's just a "count"...I'm an inhuman god...
Mel - Shaddup, you dinghy...
F@tgirl - A dinghy is a boat...I want seafood!...Do you have any Pepperidge Farm fish?
Ivan the Terrible Lay - I HATE going to the bathroom after I'm done taking a shower...
F@tgirl - mmmph!...ggrrdddppphh!...(burp)...More horseradish!...
Ivan the Terrible Lay - I command you, Vera, to pick up those straws!
Vera - Stuff it!...Just stuff it stuff it stuff it!!!!
F@tgirl - I'm trying!...60 more pounds of dead cow to go...Let's start with some bacon...
Ivan the Terrible Lay - Mel, you are now my enemy...
Mel - Fuc/k you asshole...I spit in your onion rings...
F@tgirl - I spit on my chin...I'll use these napkins...They say "sanitary" on them...
Ivan the Terrible Lay - I thought they were Nerf cigars...
Alice - That'll be $187.50...Unless you want separate checks...Ivan...Yours is $7.50...
Ivan the Terrible Lay - Do you accept library cards?
F@tgirl - Me still hungry...Me search floor for crumbs...
Ivan the Terrible Lay - That's my foot, you wench!
F@tgirl - More horseradish!
Ivan the Terrible Lay - You just went from "acolyte" to "acoheavy"...
F@tgirl - It's Staurday night...and I've got "The Wrath of Khan" on beta!...
Ivan the Terrible Lay - I'm so there, dude...
