Seeing as how I don't know the level of familiarity everyone else has with the lingo, I chose to use neutral terminology.
As a kid, my first car accident was self-inflicted.
I refused to SIT DOWN in the back of our 1957 Olds Dynamic 88. I was six years old. I had to kneel on the back seat and peer over it to see what was going on.
My uncle picked it out special for my mom, it was a dealer ordered option package with some stuff that would make you drool:
I believe that the correct lingo back then was
"three deuces", which later on in the MoPar 1960's became the
"Six-Pak".
Of course, despite the torquey (315 hp at 4,600 RPM, and 415-lbs.ft. at 3,000 RPM) engine and the very hefty Hydra-Matic slushbox, safety wasn't a big concern. The seat backs did not lock, there were no seat belts and the dash was a vast expanse of pure metal, and when Dad suddenly had to jack the brakes due to a kid who ducked in front of him and slammed HIS brakes, yours truly went up and over the seat back and nose first into the dashboard.
Dislocated upper jaw, nose fracture and hairline cheekbone fractures which have affected me for the rest of my life ever since.
But as the blood poured from my face, with my head cradled in Dad's lap as he took off for Long Island Jewish Hospital five miles away, I will never forget watching the speedo go instantly from zero to 90 as he left a long trail of rubber in his wake, and the dramatic G-forces of all that acceleration.
Because for sure, once those old bias ply's finally hooked up, it was still climbing back up to 45, 50, 60, 70 as he laid on the horn and dashed in and out of traffic. And the sound, my God, the sound was a wail of solid lifters, massive air intake and Hell fire out the back as every single cubic inch of displacement got filled with the Sunoco 240 gasoline in the tank.
Despite my pain and the terror of realizing I'd just smashed face first into a metal object, I was experiencing a ride that was better than anything on Coney Island where we'd been just a week before.
Dad was unleashing his inner Andy Granatelli, a real marvel considering his German-Jewish heritage, and we got to the hospital in the twinkling of an eye.
I'll spare you the rest but let's just say that it was the first time I ever realized what that old white car with the funny looking tail lights could do. I was hooked on fast cars from that moment on.
I also stayed seated from that point on, too!