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Top Ten Lists PT. 2

Pull My Finger

Air Biscuits for Everyone
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Been lurking a little...

See TOT is up to his usual B.S...

Thought I'd try my hand at a top ten list for fun...
Here ya go...

Top Ten Reasons, Trajan deserves a little tenderness:

10 - His parent's asked him to run away
9 - You wouldn't recognize him with his mouth shut
8 - Most of us can't get our heads that far up our as.ses to see his POV.
7 - You could let a baboon take your place at the keyboard during a TOT debate - and still win
6 - Even his own mother consoles him with 'at least Jesus loves you'
5 - If we had a penny for every valid TOT point, we still wouldn't have 2 cents to rub together
4 - For a head examination, he goes to a proctologist
3 - He'd have better people skills if he were a bench grinder
2 - He pis.ses whenever he sees a 'wet floor' sign

And the # 1 reason why Trajan deserves a little tenderness

1 - He got held back in daycare

Peace
 
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