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things to ponder...

Arthur Fonzarelli

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I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 36 C?

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I
realised that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked
him to forgive me.


I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go
swimming.


Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?

If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to
the core of the earth?


Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is
stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?


Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for
centuries' have a 'use by' date?


Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?


What do people in China call their good plates?

Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
 

Schweddy

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Indeed! lol

Why do we call it a 'hot water heater'? If the water is already hot - why heat it?
 

Arch Enemy

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"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy
The best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese
The Swiss hold the America's Cup,
France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance,
Germany doesn't want to go to war,
and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'D.I.C.K', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?"-Chris Rock

Find that a bit funny, last one tis a bit out-dated.
 
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