And he isn't Jew!
They want all the things that the haters of Jews in the region want, they want Israel! And of course they also want a big heap of dead Jews.
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To all the ones who don't know, Dennis Miller is a comedian that has a television show in the name of: Dennis Miller Live in the American TV channel HBO and recently he said the following things in his show regarding the situation in the Middle East.
A fast study about the situation is always an important thing, so as a service to all the Americans that didn't catch the issue yet, I'm offering you now the story about the Middle East in couple of sentences,
And this is how it goes
The Palestinians want a state of thier own.
But there's only one thing regarding it, there is no such word as Palestinians, it is an invented word.
The state of Israel was called Palestina even more than 2000 years ago. Like the word Wikinim, [Inside explanation: Wika is a paganic religion that based opon nature but not upon nature facts. The origin of it is in the 20th century and it combines elements of traditional witchcrafts (popular magia) with the teaching of Gerald Gardner. In it's origin form, Wika is a secret productivity religion that believes in a male God and in a feminine God. The mysterious rites of the male God and the feminine God are delivered to the believers through secret bringing in ceremonies. (Mysterious rites are axioms that can be understood only through an experiance and direct try). Through the years, many variations of this origin form, have been developed, including unique private specializations.]
the word Palestine sounds like an ancient word but in fact, it's a new invention.
Before the Israelis won the land in the six days war, Gaza was rulled by Egypt and Judea and Samaria were rulled by the Jordanians, and there weren't no Palestinians.
Immediately as the Israelis started to raise on these lands, oranges in the diameter of basketball, what do you know, say Hi to the Palestinians that are crying for the hard connection to their stolen land and their nation.
So for the sake of decency, let's not use the word Palestinians any more to describe these wonderful people who are dancing out of joy on our deads [Inside explanation: the meaning is to the ones who were killed in the terror attacks in USA] untill someone is telling them that they are being photographed.
Instead of this, let's designate them as they are
Other Arabs that can't able to implement a thing in their life and prefer to cover themselves in a tempting melodrama of infinite struggle and death.
I know it's little bit heavy to use these words in CNN,
but what's your opinion on the defnition:
Haters of Jews that came from a close distant.
O.K. so these haters of Jews want a state of their own.
Oups, just one more thing.
No, they are not.
They could be the owners of their state a long time ago in the last 30 years, and especially couple of years ago in Kamp David, but if you got a state of your own, you need to have trafic lights and trucks to take off the garbage and a ministry of agriculture...
And the most bad things are that you have to plan and to do things for a living.
It's not funny. Not at all.
They want all the things that the haters of Jews in the region want, they want Israel! And of course they also they want a big heap of dead Jews.
Why?
First of all, the attempt to destroy Israel - or the Zionist entity, as it's written in their books.
And secondly, the last 50 years allowed the Arab leaders to draw the attention of the people of their countries from the fact that they are the most miserable and poor and lagging blue collars on the lands of Allah.
And the lands of Allah for the people of these countries is definitely saying something...
It cause me to roll my eyes each time that the saintly persons are talking about an ethical justiceand about the history and the culture of the Muslims in the Middle East. If I didn't miss something, the Arabs didn't give the world anything apart of Algebra, that by the way, thanks very much, to hell with that.
Chew it well and understand
500 million Arabs and 5 million Jews.
Think about all the Arab countries as a foorball pitch and the state of Israel as a box of matches in the middle of the pitch.
And now the same guys are swearing that if Israel will give them half of herself, everybody will be good friends.
Really?
Wow! what a cool news.
Hey, but what with the continuing wars to destroy the small state and their jealous bloodthirsty laws to throw all the Jews to the sea?
Oh, this? We were just kidding.
My firend, Kevin Roney has made a very interesting comment yesterday.
Let's turn over the details
Imagine to yourself 500 million Jews and 5 million Arabs.
I stood amazed in front of the simplicity of the issue.
* Can someone imagine to himself the Jews putting on themselves razor blades and explosive belts? Of course not.
* Or recruit for themselves anything for many generations in order to push the little state of the Arabs to the sea? Not logic.
* Or dance out of joy upon the murder of innocents? Impossible.
* Or spread and believe in false horrors that the Arabs bake bread with blood of Jewish children? Shocking.
NO!
As you know, if the Jews were allowed to live in peace and fraternity, the most thing that the Jews could have done to others in the world is to argue with them till death.
President Bush, may God save his soul, is walking on a thin rope.
I understand this, in his essential tries in Iraq and in other countries.
It's our interest, as Americans, to try and keep the stability of our Arab allies as much as it can, because after all, it's not harder to do it than to keep on a hall full with super models that someone prevented the drugs from them.....
Despite this, in a long term strategy, there's always the danger of absence of stability. We already lost little bit.
After 9/11, our President have said to us and to the rest of the world that he is going to uproot all the terrorists from their roots and the countries that support them. Wonderful, so the Israelis, after months on months that they are going the equivalent of Oklahoma city, [Inside explanation about the terror attack in Oklahoma city] every week and also each day, when they started to do what we are doing, so we are telling them to show restraint. If America was bombed in a terror attack like Oklahoma city each day, we would immediately screamed at the government to eliminate it and to kill each thing that lives south to the Mediterranean sea and east to the Jordan Rriver.
And my blessings with you, live in peace, be healthy and happy, and have a wonderful life.
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