From a Christian website, lmao.
Most (ALL) "christians" cherry pick whatever suits them from the bible, but almost none of them actually buys into the cosmology in Genesis, which is quite obviously a concocted tale told to satisfy overly curious children.
What specifically are you looking for?
Israel had 400 more years to evolve from the meteor that struck the Indian Ocean in 2807 BC causing torrential rains around the globe where we get the stories, everyone wished they had an ark.
The majority of christians believe the bible is apocryphal rather than literal. Stories and myths written to make points and teach lessons rather than convey actual facts.
The story of Adam and Eve is true, although not on this planet, 6000 years ago, no, the fall took place way back in the firmament before there were planets, in the first creation.
Ok, then. The minority speaks up.
You sound like someone who is reading from his own gospel. Good for you! Have you ever considered starting your own cult? I think you could pull it off and probably be good at it. Your religion could ask for tithing at only 8% ! That's a 2% discount over most "christian" denominations, a bargain that should pull in its share of followers. With all the tax breaks for churches, you could still make a killing. Uh - maybe a bad choice of words.
Hopefully you wouldn't lead your flock to drinking Kool-Aid when the next shiny comet approaches. The Indian priests had to be told like Jonah to preach to the remnants of Jericho.
If I was going to **** everybody, I would already have done it.You sound like someone who is reading from his own gospel. Good for you! Have you ever considered starting your own cult? I think you could pull it off and probably be good at it. Your religion could ask for tithing at only 8% ! That's a 2% discount over most "christian" denominations, a bargain that should pull in its share of followers. With all the tax breaks for churches, you could still make a killing. Uh - maybe a bad choice of words.
If the past 6+ years have taught us anything, it's that there are literally millions of 'murricans who will believe absolutely anything!
Good luck!
Let's see, I'd proselytize to keep people off the Moon, that'd be fun, conquest of power and economic control.You sound like someone who is reading from his own gospel. Good for you! Have you ever considered starting your own cult? I think you could pull it off and probably be good at it. Your religion could ask for tithing at only 8% ! That's a 2% discount over most "christian" denominations, a bargain that should pull in its share of followers. With all the tax breaks for churches, you could still make a killing. Uh - maybe a bad choice of words.
If the past 6+ years have taught us anything, it's that there are literally millions of 'murricans who will believe absolutely anything!
Good luck!
No worries. By that time you'll already have a big position in French wines, precious metals, and Christo-Crypto-Currency. You'll be all set!
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I only need a million dollar investment, and I can have my properties, well you can have them, until I buy you out, that'll go forty years, empty swampland, interested?No worries. By that time you'll already have a big position in French wines, precious metals, and Christo-Crypto-Currency. You'll be all set!
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And lets no rule out selling After-Life Insurance! Lots of opportunities for "cross" marketing!
Not today.
You'd think someone would though.
The Bible is a marvelous document which billions have known about for the past 1900 years. Full of great stories. Does every Christian believe those stories?
No worries. By that time you'll already have a big position in French wines, precious metals, and Christo-Crypto-Currency. You'll be all set!
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And lets no rule out selling After-Life Insurance! Lots of opportunities for "cross" marketing!
YOu could do better if you started a Tom Cruise cult. His is the hottest name on the planet today. Just avoid being sued by his lawyers.
And there you have it. Some folks get so deep in their beliefs they make up shit like god put them there for yuks but no such creature existed. After all, we all know god has a sense of humor like when he unleashed the great flood killing almost everyone and everything, it was a riot from what I hear.
He was just in a funny goofy mood. A certified prankster
How many of the so called christians on here say crazy shit all the time and then say they follow god's teachings?
When I jumped up on the chair leading another of the children, the teacher scolded me, asking if I would do that at home (of course), it was because I wanted to be like Tom Cruise.