SixStringHero said:Not from what I can tell.
Are you trying to imply that there is a war on Christmas?
Maybe this is more of a tongue-in-cheek type topic?
Caine said:Is there a war on Chanukah?
No, there IS a war on Chanukah.
The Secular ACLU and godless corporations are removing the phrase "Happy Chanukah" from advertisements and signs and replacing it with a generic "Happy Holidays" and these corporations are requiring that Employees say Happy Holidays instead of Happy Chanukah when greeting customers.
The ACLU is fighting to remove all mentions and displays of Chanukah from the public square.
If we don't stop these people Chanukah will disapear forever!
I dont know, I don't pay attention to Christmas!!FinnMacCool said:Aren't they doing the same thing with Christmas?
Kandahar said:I think you guys are missing the point of this thread. When Christian moralists make these absurd claims about Christmas, this is how they sound to sane people.
Kandahar said:I think you guys are missing the point of this thread. When Christian moralists make these absurd claims about Christmas, this is how they sound to sane people.
SixStringHero said:I thought I touched on that in my first post.
Eventually, the Chanukah Wars will be looked back on as our darkest hour.Stace said:There is a war on Chanukah for the simple fact that groups like "Jews for Jesus" want to truly be the majority religion in this nation, they want the rest of us to buy into their propaganda and forget that any other religion exists, so they are trying to suppress all other religions and displays thereof.
vergiss said:Caine, I want to have your Jewbabies.
The rest of us feel so inadequate.Stace said:Haha, his Jewbabies? That's awesome....but I thought you didn't want to have kids for another 10 years? :2razz: Is the great Caine persuasive enough to change your mind?
steen said:The rest of us feel so inadequate.
Well, I finally figured out how to set it up. :lol:Stace said:BTW Steen, I see you have switched over to our side......hooray!!!
earthworm said:The ACLU:3oops: is, and all men should know this , the "atheist civil liberties union".. wherever they do should be no surprise...
I am pro Jewish:smile: , anti Islamic ..., and anti " being told what to say" !!
Merry Christmas:mrgreen: !!
Stace said:Haha, his Jewbabies? That's awesome....but I thought you didn't want to have kids for another 10 years? :2razz: Is the great Caine persuasive enough to change your mind?
Che said:Nope its the American Atheist Society that's officially atheist. ACLU is just an atheist poser, nah'mean?
'Away in a saucepan' (sung to the tune of "away in a manger")
Away in a saucepan,
No dish for His bed
The little spaghetti monster
Laid down His meatball head
The cheese from the grater
Looked down at the plate
The marinara sauce
will always taste great
The pirates growth is slowing
The salt cellar shakes
but with meatballs for his eyes
No crying He makes
I love cheese, FSM
Look down from the sky
beer volcano is erupting,
'Til morning is nigh.
Be near me, FSM,
I ask Thee to stay
take your noodly apendage
And touch me I pray
vergiss said:Oh, indeed. *swoon*