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[cherokee]

Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in Arabic.

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace, but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know: Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys;' we will never 'interfere' again.

2) "We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany,South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there.We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) "All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days, the remainder
will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) "All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation
will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We
don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) "No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a D, and it's back home, baby.

6) "The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy-wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy, but will require temporary drilling for oil in the Alaska wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) "Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil-producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can
go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) "If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah, or whomever, for
seeds, rain, cement, or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) "Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair-weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) "All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE.""Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?" "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat, and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?' "

 

[dragonslayer]

TIME's Man of the Year. Since 1927, TIME Magazine has chosen a man, ... Adolf Hitler, the murderous leader of Nazi Germany, received the honor in 1939. ...

TIME's Man of the Year. Since 1927, TIME Magazine has chosen a man, ... George W. Bush, the murderous leader of America received the honor in 2004. ...

I am really impressed by Time Magazine.

 

[Ivan The Terrible]

dragonslayer,

You do know that Time's Man of the Year award is given to the person who has caused great change in the world that year. It's not like American Idol...:roll:

 

[jfuh]

Hahaha, funny. Sad thing is some ppl actually do think like that. Reality is, just doesn't work like that.

 

[cherokee]

TIME's Man of the Year. Since 1927, TIME Magazine has chosen a man, ... Adolf Hitler, the murderous leader of Nazi Germany, received the honor in 1939. ...

TIME's Man of the Year. Since 1927, TIME Magazine has chosen a man, ... George W. Bush, the murderous leader of America received the honor in 2004. ...

I am really impressed by Time Magazine.

Whats this have to do with time mag? this was an email to me from a german site.

Chit I like his ideas...

but not #10 I already look good!

 

[jamesrage]

Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in Arabic.

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace, but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know: Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys;' we will never 'interfere' again.

2) "We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany,South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there.We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) "All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days, the remainder
will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) "All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation
will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We
don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) "No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a D, and it's back home, baby.

6) "The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy-wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy, but will require temporary drilling for oil in the Alaska wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) "Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil-producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can
go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) "If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah, or whomever, for
seeds, rain, cement, or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) "Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair-weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) "All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE.""Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?" "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat, and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?' "

I love those ideas.

 

[dragonslayer]

sorry I did not realize that Michael Savage was a homosexual. Is he married to a man?

 

[Simon W. Moon]

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp

We don't know who is responsible for the piece ... but it definitely wasn't ... Robin Williams ... This item's debut appears to have been a 20 March 2003 posting to the USENET newsgroup alt.motorcycles.harley... The Robin Williams attribution wasn't tacked on until ... later, apparently because ... a ... Williams quote [was] appended...

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'" — Robin Williams.
​

 

[cherokee]

sorry I did not realize that Michael Savage was a homosexual. Is he married to a man?

Care to explain what this has to do with anything here?

 

[jamesrage]

sorry I did not realize that Michael Savage was a homosexual. Is he married to a man?

WTF does your comments have to do with the topic of this thread?If you do not like the Robin Williams plan for peace just say so,don't ****en attempt to hijack this thread with nonsense.

If you want to question a talk show host or anyone else's sexuality start your own damn thread,

 

[jamesrage]

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp

We don't know who is responsible for the piece ... but it definitely wasn't ... Robin Williams ... This item's debut appears to have been a 20 March 2003 posting to the USENET newsgroup alt.motorcycles.harley... The Robin Williams attribution wasn't tacked on until ... later, apparently because ... a ... Williams quote [was] appended...

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'" — Robin Williams.
​

I kind of figured he was too liberal to come up with something like that,but it is still a great plan.

 

[Kelzie]

Ah isolationism. It worked so well before WWII. Get real.:roll:

Sealing ourselves off from the world would never work today.

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know: Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys;' we will never 'interfere' again.

Obvious sarcasm. It's cute, I like it.

2) "We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany,South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there.We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

Actually a number of places do want us there. But I agree we shouldn't be in Europe.

3) "All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days, the remainder
will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

A free trip home? Aren't there like, 20 million of them? Hey sure. Illegal's illegal.

4) "All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation
will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We
don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

No asylum. That's lovely. I'm not going to be the one telling a terrified 14 year-old girl she has to go back and endure genital mutilation. Or the woman who had sex out of marriage that she has to go back to be stoned to death. How very civil.

5) "No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a D, and it's back home, baby.

That's just stupid. So we allow students here until they're juniors, than ship them off home before they can get their degree? Dumb.

6) "The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy-wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy, but will require temporary drilling for oil in the Alaska wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

Everybody says this. Everybody. And ANWR ain't gonna do jack **** for our oil consumption.

7) "Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil-producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can
go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

Completely ignoring of course the laws of capitalism. Never a good idea, by the way. See the USSR.

8) "If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah, or whomever, for
seeds, rain, cement, or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

So I see. This isn't some sort of advice for the US. It's advice to turn us into the worst people possible. Empathy for your common man? Sympathy for children around the world? Nah, who needs it! Let em starve.

9) "Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair-weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

Sarcasm again. Very funny.

10) "All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE.""Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?" "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat, and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?' "

Again with the rapier wit.

The suggestions that weren't funny....were just stupid in practice. A little common sense goes a long way.

 

[dragonslayer]

WTF does your comments have to do with the topic of this thread?If you do not like the Robin Williams plan for peace just say so,don't ****en attempt to hijack this thread with nonsense.

If you want to question a talk show host or anyone else's sexuality start your own damn thread,

ehehehehehehehehehahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahohohohohhohohohohhohohoho. you made my day jamesrage. heheheheahhahahahaha