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Don't worry, it's fiction.View attachment 67262039
Okay, so Adam ****s His Mother and has 3 Kids, and Abraham ****s His Maid and has a Muslim, then Abraham ****s His Sister (wife) and has a Jew, nice guy Moses murders Half of the Jews (same Adolf percent), Solomon ****s 700 underage Girls (wives), Jesus ****s His Mother and has 7 Kids, and Apostle Muhammad is the King of Kings for He ****s Everybody.
Yep, the Abraham Religion is the most Holy Religion of Earth,
the Sons are the Fathers, and the Mothers are the Wives.
https://slideplayer.com/slide/15323626/92/images/45/Islam,+Christianity,+Judaism.jpg
Lord of Lords
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Okay, so Adam ****s His Mother and has 3 Kids, and Abraham ****s His Maid and has a Muslim, then Abraham ****s His Sister (wife) and has a Jew, nice guy Moses murders Half of the Jews (same Adolf percent), Solomon ****s 700 underage Girls (wives), Jesus ****s His Mother and has 7 Kids, and Apostle Muhammad is the King of Kings for He ****s Everybody.
Yep, the Abraham Religion is the most Holy Religion of Earth,
the Sons are the Fathers, and the Mothers are the Wives.
https://slideplayer.com/slide/15323626/92/images/45/Islam,+Christianity,+Judaism.jpg
Lord of Lords
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View attachment 67262039
Okay, so Adam ****s His Mother and has 3 Kids, and Abraham ****s His Maid and has a Muslim, then Abraham ****s His Sister (wife) and has a Jew, nice guy Moses murders Half of the Jews (same Adolf percent), Solomon ****s 700 underage Girls (wives), Jesus ****s His Mother and has 7 Kids, and Apostle Muhammad is the King of Kings for He ****s Everybody.
Yep, the Abraham Religion is the most Holy Religion of Earth,
the Sons are the Fathers, and the Mothers are the Wives.
https://slideplayer.com/slide/15323626/92/images/45/Islam,+Christianity,+Judaism.jpg
Lord of Lords
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lol...Adam did not have a mother and he had more than 3 sons...oh and he also had daughters...SMH...where do you get this stuff?:roll:
Don't worry, it's fiction.
If we are going to rip into some Bronze Age Myths, lets at least start with being accurate in what the story said.
That would make more sense if you started with a genealogy from Adam and Eve.
Bone! it says right here. Adam gave her the Bone, then she had kids.
Urban Dictionary: Boner
Urban Dictionary: bone
Ribbed the hell out of her with that Boner, no?
KJV
Lord of Lords
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Juliet was 13. Anyway, it's off topic.Some traditional Hadith sources state that Aisha bint Abi Bakr was betrothed to the prophet Muhammad (pbuh) at the age of 6; other Hadith sources say Aisha was 9 when she had a small marriage ceremony; Whilst the most reliable source, the Qur'an, puts the "Mother of the Believers" marriage date in her teens, at 12. The prophet Muhammad (pbuh) and Aisha married in Medina, that scholars agree upon.
Happy Hunting Scholars.
The Koran
Lord of Lords
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Juliet was 13. Anyway, it's off topic.
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