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The No billo Prize Poll (most creative poster at DP)

Who is the most creative poster at DP?

  • RightatNYU

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • George Washington

    Votes: 1 5.3%
  • Galenrox

    Votes: 3 15.8%
  • teacher

    Votes: 9 47.4%
  • T.O.T.

    Votes: 3 15.8%
  • ITT (AKA Ivan the Terrible)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Kelzie

    Votes: 1 5.3%
  • mixedmedia

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Tashah

    Votes: 1 5.3%
  • ? (write in candidate)

    Votes: 1 5.3%

  • Total voters
    19

Billo_Really

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And the list of nominees are:

1) RightatNYU - (best post ever)
2) George Washington - (survived sissy-boy and has the name)
3) Galenrox - (licks toes and is so profane)
4) Teacher - (nuff said)
5) T.O.T. - (@#$%^&..........I'll clean that up!)
6) ITT (AKA Ivan the Terrible) - (biggest newbie splash)
7) Kelzie - (beautiful vegan tulip [if you like barracuda burgers])
8) Mixedmedia - (knows how to "word up")
9) Tashah - (foxiest women ever to make a bass guitar [and pluck it!])
10) ? .......(write in candidate)

The rest is up to you. OK....OK....you. What, alright, how about you. OK,
f_ck you guys (and girls), I don't care who votes. Remember, if you don't vote, that means I PICK!

The winner shall receive "The Billy"



A special debt of gratitude and "shout-out" goes to @girl,
for whom this poll would not be possible without her dedicated help.
 
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If cnredd beats teacher as a write-in, I will vomit!
 

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I still don't know why I made this competition. I'm gonna get trounced.
 

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Originally posted by mixedmedia:
I still don't know why I made this competition. I'm gonna get trounced.
You have @girl to thank for that. What are you worried about? You're a mod. You can always change the results.
 
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Billo_Really said:
A special debt of gratitude and "shout-out" goes to @girl,
for whom this poll would not be possible without her dedicated help.
Awww, thank you so much for the shout out Billo!!! I was going to come back and make the poll myself but you did a wonderful job!!! I am currently not able to be on DP as much as I used to be at the moment, but I do have some excelent quotes from our nominees that I would like to shou out!!!

This one says it all:
RightatNYU said:
PEEEEEEEEnis
That was one hell of a post RightatNYU!!!

Someone else that made me laugh my ass off (dont worry, not totally off, cause I have plenty of it):
galenrox said:
Why don't you just admit to it? You know, the whole thing about your father getting ****ed to death by a horse. I'm sure most people would be very understanding about your lack of social skills if that little tid bit were let loose.
Its Galens usual sence of humor that just knows how to touch that right nerve.

GW always has me as one of his stalkers..erm.. I mean, loyal followers, he knows hes good looking and that is a very good thing when it comes to competitions:

George_Washington said:
Thank you all for the nomination.


I guess in order to win this award, I have to show that I am indeed truly and utterly ridiculously good looking.

I guess I'm going to have to put on my baddest couture outfit and put on the most explosive fashion show runway act that DB has ever seen. In order to prepare for this task, I am going to watch Zoolander over and over again for 12 hours straight, subscribe to GQ magazine, watch soaps operas, wax my entire body, have a manicure, have a facial, exercise myself to death, and spend my evenings at all of the trendy, meterosexual health spas and fondu cafes.
This was his speech after finding out he was nominated, it shows how a man can know his place, and what they have to do in order to win over the judges.

This post is one of my favorites..class in session:

Troy The Prophet said:
Quote:
Originally Posted by teacher
Fracture?

That's it? What with your masterful use of the English language you are going to chase a single word? I don't dog people for their spelling or grammer. Be glad.

Quote:
Progress? Some job your doing. Ivan can be relentless, I'll give him credit for that,

Then I see you two have the same thing in common.

Quote:
however you cannot merely ware him down with a few aggressively long posts.


Then for you sport. I'll keep this short. What with your limited attention span and all.

Quote:
Haven't you heard the term Less is More.

This is not the place to be telling us the nickname for your Johnson.

Quote:
Perhaps you should start practicing.

C game is not practice. Just a helping hand.

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And Secondly, I've dealt with Ivan before.


Hence your bowlegged walk.

Quote:
Don't presume to understand something that you clearly do not.

You're right, I'm never gonna understand that.

Quote:
I'm not trying to pick on anyone, nor do I take requests. And if you love carnage so much, use some instead of writing long posts. Apparently that the only way you can offend some is by forcing them to read your agonizingly lengthly manuscript.

Oh, the smack, I've been usurped.

Quote:
That would explain the big head, however, the body only has enough blood to work one of those at a time, and viagra isn't helping your stamina.

Followed by an old joke. Sweet. C game, teacher, C game.

Quote:
No it isn't, and don't praise those that watch too many cartoons.

Cartoons. Leave it alone teacher, leave it alone.
Like you say to your girlfriends. "Short enough for you?"
Troy the Prophit has been terminated, not only by teacher, but by everyone else too, but this is just a sweet, no real class, and he kept it short enough for the dumb ass to know what it meant!!

Now lets take a look at some sweet attitude:

Trajan Octavian Titus said:
Dear degenerate pig fuc/kers of every race, creed, and religion:

Fuc/k every last one of you, your consistent inaccuracies and outright lies make Walter Kronkite seem like a purveyer of the perverbeal truth and that old adultorous coc/k sucking hack made Dan Rather seem like a solicitor of second rate low quality smut by comparison. So as you can see we have a very serious problem on our hands here don't we? I'm fed up to the kilt with you ignorant hicks who I can only assume come from the lowest dregs of fly over country where your inbreeding has led to considerable mental retardation. Not that I have anything against the intellectually feeble after all they are of course good for slave labor. Now how's that for a sight eh boys and girls? A bunch of mental incompetents all lined up together, dressed in their orange jump suits, and digging ditches on a chain gang? I saw it once before in Claxville Georgia and trust me folks it was not a pretty picture and is one that I won't soon forget. They all seemed to be working quite well for a time but when one turned to wave a friendly hello, the guard, who was armed with a 12 guage shotgun yelled: "halt!" And then proceeded to fire off 18 pellets of buck shot into the air which tore through the retards head like a hot knife through butter. Can't say that I blame the guard though, the man was obviously a degenerate and a weird pervert of some kind and the world is better off without him. But I digress, back to the subject at hand, I'm of the firm opinion that serious, swift, and necessary action must be taken in order to keep you weird fuc/kers from further running a muk on this sight. That is why I have recently come into the possession of two, yes count them two, ravid hyenas, who I'm told have a 1,000 pound PSI jaw pressure. I've been keeping them on a steady diet of bulls testicles mixed with hufu so as to have them acquire a taste for human genitals. How would you like to find out what that feels like eh bubba? Two sets of jaws each with a 1,000 pound per square inch bite pressure, clamped securely down on your testicles? Well mark my words, offend me again and I can assure that you will.

Regards,

T.O.T.

ps: I'm not kidding and I know where you live.
There wassome power in that!!! awsome post TOT.

My Master has had some excellent post, no one can deny that, even with his spelling typos:

Ivan The Terrible said:
"teacher",


This is your addresss?!

I see that we my have to go a little deeper "teacher". I'll take your lead.

Ivan The Terrible, Your Master, has declared this class in session!

There is absolutly no chewing gum in my class or you will receive detention... of the Sacred Slience variety!

Lesson One: The correct spelling of Your Master's name.

I see you still have a problem with the word "terrible". It's rather simple just repeat after me... t-e-r-r-i-b-l-e. Terrible! Got it? No? Repeat! Not yet? Repeat! Terrible! One more time! t-e-r-r-i-b-l-e! Terrible! It's Ivan The Terrible you buffoon! Not Ivan the "eee" the "ooo" or the "ppp"! And if you keep making such a ridicules mistake not even your obviously and incredibly deformed skull will save your pathetic life from sweet deliverance by the Sacred Slience!

Lesson Two: Giving Your Master advice.

You are beyound audacity to suggest that I, The God Of War, report back to you a mer man! You lack the integrity to call me by name and expect me to listen to you?! Repent! Downcast your face in shame! For your request that I debate the way you would like has been denied! Fool! I am my own proof that I am correct. I declare so.... Myself! What are you going to do about it human? Defeat me in debate by useing your huge slopeing forehead? Challange me with silly classroom jokes? Chant your favorite cartoon character's song in the vain hope that you can annyoy me into submission? Do not raise your hands to answer those question idoit! They are retorical. If you dare speak while I am giving a lectuer the Sacred Slience will sever your vocal chords!

Ivan The Terrible, Your Master, has dismissed you!

Now...
Do not speak to me until you learn my name. It is simple common curtsey. Run along lad. Oh yes, you may now savor your chewing gum peasant! Free the women indeed.
Kelzie sure know how to handle herself, She is truely an incredible woman:

Kelzie said:
Thanks, but I already have my harem to keep track of. Guys just run amok if you don't keep your eye on them. You might wanna try Trajan though. He's kind of weak, he could do with some guidance.
That was an excelent rejection, with a cold kicker in the end!!! Way to go Kelzie!!!

Mixys pretty down to earth, and I have alot of respect for it!!!

mixedmedia said:
I'll tell you why I can't put up with you people - because you're bastard people!
:rofl I love it!!!

Well, these are jsut some posts that I like, that the nominees have said, unfortunately this was a little difficult for me tonight because I just arrived at my new home and I'm using a laptop, of all things, I am not used to at all.... Well, I hope things go well for all of our nominees. Enjoy and good luck!
 
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Originally posted by @girl:
Well, these are jsut some posts that I like, that the nominees have said, unfortunately this was a little difficult for me tonight because I just arrived at my new home and I'm using a laptop, of all things, I am not used to at all.... Well, I hope things go well for all of our nominees. Enjoy and good luck!
You can come back and shake your junk anytime with me.
 

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I like that my most memorable quote is

"PEEEEEEEnis"

That said, I voted for write in cause it was really my left nut that wrote my more funny posts and id feel bad taking credit.
 

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@_girL........ said:
Mixys pretty down to earth, and I have alot of respect for it!!!
Umm, @girl, that isn't my quote. I was quoting Corky St. Clair from Waiting for Guffman. eh-heh...........see, ya know, 'cause SixStringHero quoted it at me, so I quoted it back at him.......that kind of thing. Uhhhhh, maybe you can find something that I actually said that is funny? :doh
 

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Originally posted by mixedmedia:
Umm, @girl, that isn't my quote. I was quoting Corky St. Clair from Waiting for Guffman. eh-heh...........see, ya know, 'cause SixStringHero quoted it at me, so I quoted it back at him.......that kind of thing. Uhhhhh, maybe you can find something that I actually said that is funny
He he, she called you an "it". He he.

It-girl and @girl, film at eleven!
 

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Billo_Really said:
He he, she called you an "it". He he.

It-girl and @girl, film at eleven!
She respects my down-to-earthness you miserable commoner. :lol:
 

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*Ivan mode off*

I had to vote for T.O.T. He is just too good. :2wave:
 
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mixedmedia said:
Umm, @girl, that isn't my quote. I was quoting Corky St. Clair from Waiting for Guffman. eh-heh...........see, ya know, 'cause SixStringHero quoted it at me, so I quoted it back at him.......that kind of thing. Uhhhhh, maybe you can find something that I actually said that is funny? :doh
Oh.. :doh Im sorry, that post took me awhile to write too... Its a failure....:(
 
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Billo_Really said:
He he, she called you an "it". He he.
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I was talking about Mixys down to earthliness. Maybe I should of rephrased it, but I was pretty tired from the flight and all, I hadn't even checked my spelling, and there is a button for that!!! Well, I shall find a real phrase from Mixy, when I am on my computer... hopefully sometime soon (Its not like my computer is not up and running, I'm looking at it, set up right now, I just need a cable modem and connection for it:mrgreen: )
 

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@_girL........ said:
Oh.. :doh Im sorry, that post took me awhile to write too... Its a failure....:(
Don't be so hard on yourself @_girl......
Everybody else's quotes were right on....how were you to know?
 
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Billo_Really said:
You can come back and shake your junk anytime with me.
Well, maybe sometime, Billo Willo, except its time for me to enjoy what I can of the little bit of internet I can at the moment...:mrgreen:
 
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mixedmedia said:
Don't be so hard on yourself @_girl......
Everybody else's quotes were right on....how were you to know?
Well, maybe I should of read the entire thread, but either way, I hadnt seen that movie you were talking about. :(
 

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Oh, come on now your master can't get any votes!? lol!
 

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Ivan The Terrible said:
Oh, come on now your master can't get any votes!? lol!
Well, you see, Ivan the Eee...you only have one acolyte. No one else thinks you're very creative. My cats are more creative in their attempts to sit on the windowsills than you are with your posts.
 
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Ivan The Terrible said:
Oh, come on now your master can't get any votes!? lol!
I beg your pardon Master, but if I had voted for you, it would look as if I was biased. Although I am your acolyte, you see, I was a part in making this thing, so under the No Billo Prize rules and regulations, I can not vote for people that I am affiliated with. Sorry Master, please forgive me.
 
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Stace said:
Well, you see, Ivan the Eee...you only have one acolyte. No one else thinks you're very creative. My cats are more creative in their attempts to sit on the windowsills than you are with your posts.
I beg to disagree.
 

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Originally posted by George Washington:
Thank you Ivan for saying I am honorable. I am honored to receive such an honor. Those are the different versions of the word honor used three times in two sentences. Ha Ha!
Kiss-ass........
 
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RightatNYU said:
I like that my most memorable quote is

"PEEEEEEEnis"

That said, I voted for write in cause it was really my left nut that wrote my more funny posts and id feel bad taking credit.
Come on now, NYU!!! That was ****ing hilarious!!!
 

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Originally posted by George Washington:
Are you trying to say that I only have one look?
It's in the computer.
 
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