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The Need for Comic Relief in This Forum (1 Viewer)

danarhea

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Sorry bout that,

1. We know that people in this forum come from all walks of life.

2. Different political parties are represented here.

3. Even political parties have their splits.

4. People of opposite political spectrums debate here.

5. Debate can get pretty heated.

6. Sometimes heated debate leads to anger.

7. Anger can lead to stress.

8. We need something to relieve the stress.

9. What relieves stress? A clown, of course.

10. Front and center, Chesswarsnow.
 
danarhea said:
Sorry bout that,

1. We know that people in this forum come from all walks of life.

2. Different political parties are represented here.

3. Even political parties have their splits.

4. People of opposite political spectrums debate here.

5. Debate can get pretty heated.

6. Sometimes heated debate leads to anger.

7. Anger can lead to stress.

8. We need something to relieve the stress.

9. What relieves stress? A clown, of course.

10. Front and center, Chesswarsnow.


ok I have to say it. I agree with you 100%
we also need to bring back manoftruth and maybe abovetherim

ps. Where the hell is billo? His posts are always funny...
 
Hey, I do what I can........
 
Captain America said:
Hey, I do what I can........

Yeah but your not funny and your stale and boring.......
 
Navy Pride said:
Yeah but your not funny and your stale and boring.......

I find Cap quite funny. Which tells me a lot about you. I always enjoy when someone tells another they are not funny. I wonder at the motive and the hoped for outcome. I can't think of a known comic who I don't find funny. Sure, some funnier than others, but I don't recall watching a bit and thinking they sucked. Then there are people like you Navy. I encourage folks to try penning a TT for example. Many have and surprised themselves and say it was fun. For one, this is The Basement and that ain't bringing it. "You wear brown shoes with blue pants" as a dig has more teeth. Now I'm the last to talk about put downs and abuse, but that tone is just mean, crass, ugly, the kind of feel I save for Nazi's, frauds, liars, and such. As you may imagine I get the "you not funny" try now and again. Doesn't bother me at all. I even take them at their word as humor can be subject to personal taste. I'm not their cup of tea. So don't read me. Long ago Gandhi asked me, "does anyone get your jokes?" Another member posted they thought me way funny. Gandhi came back with "go for two?" And damned if that person didn't go find someone else's post saying I was funny. Being me I've pondered this exact situation often. I wonder at some peoples reaction with humor and the comic. I've done TT's on workplace chalkboards and such and been told what you just said only later to catch them reading and laughing when thought unobserved. I've seen people feign displeasure at my words and heard them telling others later while laughing. Many are the husband and boyfriend staring daggers at me because I made their girl laugh. There is something about someone with comic gifts that puts some people off. I don't know if they are intimidated, jealous, made to feel inferior or what. Cap knows he's funny. Your statement only puts yourself down. One of the funniest lines I've read here was in a TT by cnreed. "NavyPride didn't use the lotion because it said, 'apply liberally".

As this is of personal interest to me but likely no one else. I'm gonna send it to The Dungeon (shut the fuc*k up, I'm The Warden and I grasp every opportunity to abuse my standing) and see if there is any feedback. More of a study in human nature than anything.

What the hell is your tight azz, stick in the mud, wrench in the works, wet blanketing buzz sleighing azz doing in The Basement anyway?

You don't get invited to parties, do you? But then you wouldn't know because they keep it secret from you. See? That's a insult.
 
teacher said:
I find Cap quite funny. Which tells me a lot about you. I always enjoy when someone tells another they are not funny. I wonder at the motive and the hoped for outcome. I can't think of a known comic who I don't find funny. Sure, some funnier than others, but I don't recall watching a bit and thinking they sucked. Then there are people like you Navy. I encourage folks to try penning a TT for example. Many have and surprised themselves and say it was fun. For one, this is The Basement and that ain't bringing it. "You wear brown shoes with blue pants" as a dig has more teeth. Now I'm the last to talk about put downs and abuse, but that tone is just mean, crass, ugly, the kind of feel I save for Nazi's, frauds, liars, and such. As you may imagine I get the "you not funny" try now and again. Doesn't bother me at all. I even take them at their word as humor can be subject to personal taste. I'm not their cup of tea. So don't read me. Long ago Gandhi asked me, "does anyone get your jokes?" Another member posted they thought me way funny. Gandhi came back with "go for two?" And damned if that person didn't go find someone else's post saying I was funny. Being me I've pondered this exact situation often. I wonder at some peoples reaction with humor and the comic. I've done TT's on workplace chalkboards and such and been told what you just said only later to catch them reading and laughing when thought unobserved. I've seen people feign displeasure at my words and heard them telling others later while laughing. Many are the husband and boyfriend staring daggers at me because I made their girl laugh. There is something about someone with comic gifts that puts some people off. I don't know if they are intimidated, jealous, made to feel inferior or what. Cap knows he's funny. Your statement only puts yourself down. One of the funniest lines I've read here was in a TT by cnreed. "NavyPride didn't use the lotion because it said, 'apply liberally".

As this is of personal interest to me but likely no one else. I'm gonna send it to The Dungeon (shut the fuc*k up, I'm The Warden and I grasp every opportunity to abuse my standing) and see if there is any feedback. More of a study in human nature than anything.

What the hell is your tight azz, stick in the mud, wrench in the works, wet blanketing buzz sleighing azz doing in The Basement anyway?

You don't get invited to parties, do you? But then you wouldn't know because they keep it secret from you. See? That's a insult.

Whatever floats your boat teach.......It just proves some people are entertained more easily then others.......
 
Navy Pride said:
Yeah but your not funny and your stale and boring.......

And you're a ***** wannabe sailor. Your point?
 
Captain America said:
And you're a ***** wannabe sailor. Your point?

Dude, this is The Dungeon. Shi*t like will prove ***** wannabe sailor right. I know you got better than that. Even "I know you are but what am I" is better than that. Now go write "I'm shamed and embarrassed for not bringing it to The Dungeon" a 100 times on the blackboard and then give me 2 good comebacks.
 
Truly...all the Gods have abandoned this Earth when the Illustrious Teacher gives out Humor lessons, I mean come on,the man can barely grasp a fork....let alone eat with it. And to think Navy Pride actually was critical of the ability of ANYONE to be funny is ..oh.....wait....thats actually funny, Damn.
Navy, My vision of you involves an *** with the cheeks Duct Taped together so tight Nuclear Fushion begins.....you have absolutely no redeeming traits at all, well except the Humor you dont actually intend.
 
Captain America said:
And you're a ***** wannabe sailor. Your point?

I might be a ***** wannabe sailor but on the first day of every month there is a nice deposit in my checking account from the Navy Finance Center in Cleveland for 3 grand so that is good enough for me..........:lol:
 
teacher said:
Dude, this is The Dungeon. Shi*t like will prove ***** wannabe sailor right. I know you got better than that. Even "I know you are but what am I" is better than that. Now go write "I'm shamed and embarrassed for not bringing it to The Dungeon" a 100 times on the blackboard and then give me 2 good comebacks.

:rofl your asking for miracles my friend.....
 
Navy Pride said:
I might be a ***** wannabe sailor but on the first day of every month there is a nice deposit in my checking account from the Navy Finance Center in Cleveland for 3 grand so that is good enough for me..........:lol:

Yet another waste of taxpayer's money. :mrgreen:

I didn't realize Navy supply bitches made that kinda ching. I suppose you had to retire in the Navy because I can't imagine anybody else in the civilian world wanting to hire you. To me, you are no better than a welfare parasite. (Not to mention a died in the wool dickhead.) I wish you were passing out linens on my ship. (Well, actually, I don't.) But if you were, we could have had a lotta fun with a person like you. You could have been our "Man Overboard" dummie we used to drill on. (But then again, some turds don't float. Maybe that's a bad idea after all.)

I would have given my left nut to be able to help you become a Shellback. You would still be digging $hit out of your ears.
 
galenrox said:
BAH! That is an attempt at triangulation, and I won't stand for it! You were in the military, then ****in act like it. At least Captain's actually going after you! Talking to teacher about Captain instead of addressing Captain directly, man, grow a ****ing sack!

He went after you, and you said "Well the government gives me a large amount of money every month." OH! You know who else the government gives money to every month? WELFARE RECIPIENTS! What makes you think living off the government is something to brag about?

No, if you're gonna participate in this here confrontation that you initiated by calling his humor dry and stale, you're gonna participate in this. Uncle Sam would be ashamed.


I got a flash for you Galen........The pension that military people get for serving 20 years in the military is not welfare and to insinuate that is and insult to every man that stayed in the military for 20 years.........We protect your ***.....Don't forget it......

We signed a contract with the government and earned every cent we get in a pension and don't you ever forget it............I usually don't agree with you on any issue but I usually understand where your coming from........I can tell you for a fact you will never tell any person who retired from the military that their pension is the same as welfare because would punch your lights out......

Shame on you..........
 
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Captain America said:
Yet another waste of taxpayer's money. :mrgreen:

I didn't realize Navy supply bitches made that kinda ching. I suppose you had to retire in the Navy because I can't imagine anybody else in the civilian world wanting to hire you. To me, you are no better than a welfare parasite. (Not to mention a died in the wool dickhead.) I wish you were passing out linens on my ship. (Well, actually, I don't.) But if you were, we could have had a lotta fun with a person like you. You could have been our "Man Overboard" dummie we used to drill on. (But then again, some turds don't float. Maybe that's a bad idea after all.)

I would have given my left nut to be able to help you become a Shellback. You would still be digging $hit out of your ears.

I was a shellback when you were a twinkle in your daddys eye so that woul be a problem for you my liberal buddy.........The Royal Baby was a friend of mine and your sorry pollywog *** would be kissed and licking his fat belly......I would see to that and I would make that day of crossing the equator the worse in your sorry miserable life............
 
Navy Pride said:
I was a shellback when you were a twinkle in your daddys eye so that woul be a problem for you my liberal buddy.........The Royal Baby was a friend of mine and your sorry pollywog *** would be kissed and licking his fat belly......I would see to that and I would make that day of crossing the equator the worse in your sorry miserable life............


That must have been back in the day when half of the sailors were sucking dick. I'm sure you fit in well. In the modern Navy you would be thrown overboard. I wish you would hurry up and die you worthless old piece of sh1t.

I got more salt between my toes than you put on your french fries you lying bastard.

(PS...too late....crossing the equator (Shellback X2) already was one of the worst days of my life.:rofl )
 
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Captain America said:
That must have been back in the day when half of the sailors were sucking dick. I'm sure you fit in well. In the modern Navy you would be thrown overboard. I wish you would hurry up and die you worthless old piece of sh1t.

I got more salt between my toes than you put on your french fries you lying bastard.

now now sonny boy.........:rofl
 
Navy Pride said:
now now sonny boy.........:rofl

Gee....it's been at least 40 years since I've been called sonny boy. What? Are you trying to get on my good side now? :mrgreen:
 
galenrox said:
No, you're bragging about living off the government. Please correct me if I'm wrong.

So whether or not this is something one should be bragging about, a logical person would question "Who else lives off the government?" Obvious answer, welfare recipients. So that would lead the logical person to deduce that, unless you think that living off the government is something that is admirable from welfare recipients, then we can establish that there is nothing adharently special about living off of the government.

But you should be careful what you infer, since I typically imply very little. See, for example, in this particular case I pointed out (among other things that you chose not to address) that you were bragging about living off the government. From this you infered:
a) That military pensions are the same as welfare
b) That I did not believe vets should receive pensions

Neither of these things were said, yet they were the basis for your entire response. See, cause right now you're getting indignant simply because you couldn't think of a response to me pointing out you were fighting like a bitch (and I mean this in a quite literal way, your argumentation very much so resembles that of how my female dog rough houses. She runs and knocks another dog over, and then runs and hides behind the nearest person, and tries to bite at the other dogs from behind them). So you were upset with me for pointing out something that was inconvinient to your weak *** ******* match with captain, and the rusty gears got turning, and you thought "I know! I'll act like a crotchety old man and act indignant!" Yet you couldn't find something to justifiably indignant about, and so, in the stead of actually responding to what I said, you got indignant about things that your senility allowed you to think I said.

I know, you can say it. I'm just a ******* whippersnapper! :2razz:

First of all my very mixed up friend...........I don't ****ing live off the government............Your just a younster so I will excuse you for that........

I was in the Navy for 21 years.......In that time I missed 13 Christmas holidays, 11 of my wifes birthday, 21 various birthdays of my children.....I served on 6 ships and spent 16 of that 21 years service at sea........

Any man that retires after 20 years at sea deserves every ****ing cent he gets.....He has made many sacrafices that you can't conceive......He is protecting your sorry *** and giving you the opportunity to spew your hatred.......

Does that cover it.....I think so...............Now you and your liberal *** bunk buddy CA get a room........:lol:
 
I would still joke on here more, but two mods said I'm like Bob Saget and not funny at all. Although I do admit that I went too far at times. But when you rip one off it's just hard to stop.... know what I mean, Vern?
 
galenrox said:
Lol, indeed, I'm a youngster, to intepret
as you living off the government! I mean, it's obviously a lack of experience, interpreting a sentance in which you brag about having a deposit of 3 grand monthly from a government office as you living off the government! I mean, how could I possibly interpret you getting money, which you use to live, from the government as you living off the government?

Geez louise, I guess you showed me

At least Navy Pride has served in the military, unlike you, me and a few others on here. He sacrificed several years of his life to protect your rights. The least you could do is show some respect!
 
Navy Pride said:
Yeah but your not funny and your stale and boring.......


hey CA is one of the funniest people here! If you find him stale and boring then wtf are you?!? What is funny to you, Navy? I'd like to know so I can never have to watch it, listen to it, or be in the same room as it.
 
americanwoman said:
hey CA is one of the funniest people here! If you find him stale and boring then wtf are you?!? What is funny to you, Navy? I'd like to know so I can never have to watch it, listen to it, or be in the same room as it.

American woman you and CA get a ****ing room will you..........You are very easily entertained..........:rofl

Unlike you I am not here for comedy relief........I am here to debate the issues.....If you want comedy tune in the comedu channel.......
 
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Navy Pride said:
American woman you and CA get a ****ing room will you..........You are very easily entertained..........:rofl

Unlike you I am not here for comedy relief........I am here to debate the issues.....If you want comedy tune in the comedu channel.......

Then what the fuc*k are you doing in The Basement? You should be thankful for the anti-semites. They are diverting my attentions from you, lost down here, on my turf, vulnerable, exposed, helpless to fathom the attitude, the atmosphere, the ambiance, of this hollowed place, you don't get the joke, never will, do you even comprehend how tight, how unflexible, boring, uninteresting, but for your stupidity you are, like watching a monkey unable to withdraw his hand from a small hole because he made a fist around something inside, we are the cool people, the fun people, the ones who can interact, play off each other, banter, create and follow subtle interplay, adapt, reference and call back, speak more with ambiguity than all your parroted fundementalist right-wing talking points combined, you are surrounded by people you have nothing in common with, notice how many of the right and left get along down here, we are united in our humor and intelligence, able to debate, tease, play, speak seriously with wit, inflection, sarcasm, inuendo, American Woman is easily entertained? and me? what does that mean in your world? Does that mean we are simpletons, transfixed by shiney things and keys? Or open to diversity, able to see in a finely crafted phrase what just looks like random letters to you, many see a good sence-o-humor as a sign of intelligence, recently it was reported that creativity increases when BOTH sides of the brain work toghether, that's very ground breaking stuff in the study of the mind, and the interaction grows with use, you know, the whole ingraining nueral pathways thing, but then you probably don't know, I absolutely feel more creative, versitile, switch is always on, than when I first came here, you don't entertain, inspire, provoke new thoughts or threads of conversation, you say nothing original, something you came to a conclusion on your own after introspective thought, weighing facts, opinion, variables, human nature, what is not said, accounting for unknowns, agendas, view points, money, greed, sex, power, morality, history, personal factors that may sway your view without reguard for objectivity, honesty, is there a word for that? Watch this Navy, that will get answered, where's your team? I don't think there is a word, maybe Tashah knows,

Logic?

You came to a forum defined as "smack worthy humor and adult debate" and say you're not here for comedy.

Comparative illustration?

You say for comedy tune into a channel with comedy in the name, do you feel like Columbus when you come across the Discovery channel?, Animal Planet confuses you? concerned over the lack of information on vixens on another channel?

Examples of my supporting my claim?

See bro, I can roll on anything, 4500 years Navy, 45 friggin hundred, seen a better breakdown on the towers falling? I ain't stupid, but I am easily entertained,

Introspective self assesment?

maybe that says more about my self esteem, my comfort, my enjoyment of life and all it brings,

Realistic expectation of the future?

My precious son Mathew was struck by lightning June 6 2000 Navy, and I feel I'm no where as miserable as you, my days are divided into two parts Navy, I wake up, I'm fine, at some point in the day, I remember, life crashes, I will never be as happy as I once was for the rest of my life, that is forever incontrovertiable, that is my fate, my lot in life,

Motivations?

my belief that he's watching me also keeps me honest, virtually incapable tolie, cheat, steal, by my morals, faith, upbringing, fear of the shame of I would endure should such behaivior be known, the unsubstantiated personal belief that he would be dissappointed in me for doing what I tried so hard to do by example, intellectual imparting, deducted conclusions, experiance, to teach him not to be, hypocracy, one of my most reviled, despised human behaviors.

You are out of your element here Navy, away from your support group, cornered, identified, draw on, and NavyPride, V.ery O.bviopusly R.etarded, does that go over your head? You are hopelessly way, way, out of your fuc*king league.

Now get the fuc*k out of my Basement before I start in on you, you wouldn't like that.
 
You guys have to remember (and I mean NO disrespect when I say this) that Navy Pride is a senior citizen. He was also a sailor, like my father was. Maybe he like older comedy, like 3 Stooges, Laurel and Hardy, Abbott and Costello, Benny Hill, Dean Martin, Red Skelton, etc etc etc.....

Maybe he doesn't find this "new" humor to be as funny. Me, I like it all. The new guys are as funny as the old guys, even though I like tend to like the old guys better (STOOGES!!!!).
 
Donkey1499 said:
You guys have to remember (and I mean NO disrespect when I say this) that Navy Pride is a senior citizen. He was also a sailor, like my father was. Maybe he like older comedy, like 3 Stooges, Laurel and Hardy, Abbott and Costello, Benny Hill, Dean Martin, Red Skelton, etc etc etc.....

Maybe he doesn't find this "new" humor to be as funny. Me, I like it all. The new guys are as funny as the old guys, even though I like tend to like the old guys better (STOOGES!!!!).

The 3 Stooges absolutely rocked. :)

And Moe? He got a raw deal. He was the first to portray and make fun of Adolf Hitler, but the historians give the credit to Charlie Chaplin:(
 

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