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The Most Interesting Man in the World...

radcen

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The Most Interesting Man in the World...

- has won the Lifetime Achievement Award… twice.
- has taught old dogs a variety of new tricks.
- tells milk when, and if, to expire.
- has never lost a sock.
- if he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
- never wears a watch, because time is on his side.
- knows who let the dogs out.
- won the World Series of Poker using UNO cards.
- once turned a vampire into a vegetarian.
- Bigfoot tries to capture photos of him.
- is the cure for the common cold.
- once started a fire using dental floss and water.
- fought the law… and won.
- Rome would have been built in a day, if they followed his blueprints correctly.
- builds tree houses with finished basements.
- his lovemaking has been detected with a seismograph.
- once won the Tour de France, but was disqualified for riding a unicycle.
- bowls overhand.
- is allowed to touch the art in museums.
- once taught a German Shepherd to bark in Spanish.
- his business card simply says, “I’ll call you.”
- the contents of his taco refuse to fall out.
- lives vicariously through himself.
- once made a weeping willow laugh.
- shot the sheriff and the deputy.
- once got pulled over for speeding, and the cop ended up with the ticket.
- his signature won a Pulitzer.
- once won a staring contest with his own reflection.
- is a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.
- once brought a knife to a gunfight… just to even the odds.
- Marcel Marceau laughed at his jokes.
- Mr Whipple let him squeeze the Charmin.
- can speak fluent French… in Russian.
- his enemies list him as their emergency contact number.
- if he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the strong urge to thank him.
- knows Victoria’s Secret, but won’t tell anybody.
- when he drives a new car off the lot, it increases in value.
- his passport requires no photo.
- is the only person to ace a Rorschach Test.
- gave his father “the talk”.
- police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
- alien abductors have asked him, to probe them.
- If he we’re to give you directions… you would never get lost and would arrive at least 5 minutes early.
- once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
- has been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room.
 
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The Most Interesting Man in the World...

- has won the Lifetime Achievement Award… twice.
- has taught old dogs a variety of new tricks.
- tells milk when, and if, to expire.
- has never lost a sock.
- if he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
- never wears a watch, because time is on his side.
- knows who let the dogs out.
- won the World Series of Poker using UNO cards.
- once turned a vampire into a vegetarian.
- Bigfoot tries to capture photos of him.
- is the cure for the common cold.
- once started a fire using dental floss and water.
- fought the law… and won.
- Rome would have been built in a day, if they followed his blueprints correctly.
- builds tree houses with finished basements.
- his lovemaking has been detected with a seismograph.
- once won the Tour de France, but was disqualified for riding a unicycle.
- bowls overhand.
- is allowed to touch the art in museums.
- once taught a German Shepherd to bark in Spanish.
- his business card simply says, “I’ll call you.”
- the contents of his taco refuse to fall out.
- lives vicariously through himself.
- once made a weeping willow laugh.
- shot the sheriff and the deputy.
- once got pulled over for speeding, and the cop ended up with the ticket.
- his signature won a Pulitzer.
- once won a staring contest with his own reflection.
- is a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.
- once brought a knife to a gunfight… just to even the odds.
- Marcel Marceau laughed at his jokes.
- Mr Whipple let him squeeze the Charmin.
- can speak fluent French… in Russian.
- his enemies list him as their emergency contact number.
- if he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the strong urge to thank him.
- knows Victoria’s Secret, but won’t tell anybody.
- when he drives a new car off the lot, it increases in value.
- his passport requires no photo.
- is the only person to ace a Rorschach Test.
- gave his father “the talk”.
- police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
- alien abductors have asked him, to probe them.
- If he we’re to give you directions… you would never get lost and would arrive at least 5 minutes early.
- once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
- has been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room.

All in a days work for me. That all ya got?
 

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The Most Interesting Man in the World...

- has won the Lifetime Achievement Award… twice.
- has taught old dogs a variety of new tricks.
- tells milk when, and if, to expire.
- has never lost a sock.
- if he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
- never wears a watch, because time is on his side.
- knows who let the dogs out.
- won the World Series of Poker using UNO cards.
- once turned a vampire into a vegetarian.
- Bigfoot tries to capture photos of him.
- is the cure for the common cold.
- once started a fire using dental floss and water.
- fought the law… and won.
- Rome would have been built in a day, if they followed his blueprints correctly.
- builds tree houses with finished basements.
- his lovemaking has been detected with a seismograph.
- once won the Tour de France, but was disqualified for riding a unicycle.
- bowls overhand.
- is allowed to touch the art in museums.
- once taught a German Shepherd to bark in Spanish.
- his business card simply says, “I’ll call you.”
- the contents of his taco refuse to fall out.
- lives vicariously through himself.
- once made a weeping willow laugh.
- shot the sheriff and the deputy.
- once got pulled over for speeding, and the cop ended up with the ticket.
- his signature won a Pulitzer.
- once won a staring contest with his own reflection.
- is a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.
- once brought a knife to a gunfight… just to even the odds.
- Marcel Marceau laughed at his jokes.
- Mr Whipple let him squeeze the Charmin.
- can speak fluent French… in Russian.
- his enemies list him as their emergency contact number.
- if he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the strong urge to thank him.
- knows Victoria’s Secret, but won’t tell anybody.
- when he drives a new car off the lot, it increases in value.
- his passport requires no photo.
- is the only person to ace a Rorschach Test.
- gave his father “the talk”.
- police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
- alien abductors have asked him, to probe them.
- If he we’re to give you directions… you would never get lost and would arrive at least 5 minutes early.
- once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
- has been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room.

And Josie still finds him lacking!
 

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These always reminded me of the Chuck Norris jokes. Only funnier.
 

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The Most Interesting Man in the World...

- has won the Lifetime Achievement Award… twice.
- has taught old dogs a variety of new tricks.
- tells milk when, and if, to expire.
- has never lost a sock.
- if he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
- never wears a watch, because time is on his side.
- knows who let the dogs out.
- won the World Series of Poker using UNO cards.
- once turned a vampire into a vegetarian.
- Bigfoot tries to capture photos of him.
- is the cure for the common cold.
- once started a fire using dental floss and water.
- fought the law… and won.
- Rome would have been built in a day, if they followed his blueprints correctly.
- builds tree houses with finished basements.
- his lovemaking has been detected with a seismograph.
- once won the Tour de France, but was disqualified for riding a unicycle.
- bowls overhand.
- is allowed to touch the art in museums.
- once taught a German Shepherd to bark in Spanish.
- his business card simply says, “I’ll call you.”
- the contents of his taco refuse to fall out.
- lives vicariously through himself.
- once made a weeping willow laugh.
- shot the sheriff and the deputy.
- once got pulled over for speeding, and the cop ended up with the ticket.
- his signature won a Pulitzer.
- once won a staring contest with his own reflection.
- is a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.
- once brought a knife to a gunfight… just to even the odds.
- Marcel Marceau laughed at his jokes.
- Mr Whipple let him squeeze the Charmin.
- can speak fluent French… in Russian.
- his enemies list him as their emergency contact number.
- if he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the strong urge to thank him.
- knows Victoria’s Secret, but won’t tell anybody.
- when he drives a new car off the lot, it increases in value.
- his passport requires no photo.
- is the only person to ace a Rorschach Test.
- gave his father “the talk”.
- police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
- alien abductors have asked him, to probe them.
- If he we’re to give you directions… you would never get lost and would arrive at least 5 minutes early.
- once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
- has been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room.

does he love me ?

:mrgreen:

love is the best
 

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When I first watched the commercial where it said, "If he was to punch you in the face, you'd have to resist the strong urge to thank him", I laughed pretty hard. I thought that one was great.
 

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The Most Interesting Man in the World...

- has won the Lifetime Achievement Award… twice.
- has taught old dogs a variety of new tricks.
- tells milk when, and if, to expire.
- has never lost a sock.
- if he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
- never wears a watch, because time is on his side.
- knows who let the dogs out.
- won the World Series of Poker using UNO cards.
- once turned a vampire into a vegetarian.
- Bigfoot tries to capture photos of him.
- is the cure for the common cold.
- once started a fire using dental floss and water.
- fought the law… and won.
- Rome would have been built in a day, if they followed his blueprints correctly.
- builds tree houses with finished basements.
- his lovemaking has been detected with a seismograph.
- once won the Tour de France, but was disqualified for riding a unicycle.
- bowls overhand.
- is allowed to touch the art in museums.
- once taught a German Shepherd to bark in Spanish.
- his business card simply says, “I’ll call you.”
- the contents of his taco refuse to fall out.
- lives vicariously through himself.
- once made a weeping willow laugh.
- shot the sheriff and the deputy.
- once got pulled over for speeding, and the cop ended up with the ticket.
- his signature won a Pulitzer.
- once won a staring contest with his own reflection.
- is a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.
- once brought a knife to a gunfight… just to even the odds.
- Marcel Marceau laughed at his jokes.
- Mr Whipple let him squeeze the Charmin.
- can speak fluent French… in Russian.
- his enemies list him as their emergency contact number.
- if he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the strong urge to thank him.
- knows Victoria’s Secret, but won’t tell anybody.
- when he drives a new car off the lot, it increases in value.
- his passport requires no photo.
- is the only person to ace a Rorschach Test.
- gave his father “the talk”.
- police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
- alien abductors have asked him, to probe them.
- If he we’re to give you directions… you would never get lost and would arrive at least 5 minutes early.
- once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
- has been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room.



I love that guy. When asked his opinion on a Bromance, he said, "I don't know what that word means."
 

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When I first saw this commercial my instinctive reaction was "what a conceited generation", until I realized it was sarcasm.
 
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