• This is a political forum that is non-biased/non-partisan and treats every persons position on topics equally. This debate forum is not aligned to any political party. In today's politics, many ideas are split between and even within all the political parties. Often we find ourselves agreeing on one platform but some topics break our mold. We are here to discuss them in a civil political debate. If this is your first visit to our political forums, be sure to check out the RULES. Registering for debate politics is necessary before posting. Register today to participate - it's free!

The Lone Ranger's Last Request

jujuman13

DP Veteran
Joined
Jun 1, 2006
Messages
4,075
Reaction score
579
Gender
Male
Political Leaning
Independent
The Lone
Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War
Party.

The
Indian Chief proclaims,


"So,
YOU are the great Lone Ranger..."


"In
honor of the Harvest Festival,
YOU will be
executed in three days.
Before
I kill you, I grant you three
requests.
What
is your FIRST request???"

The Lone
Ranger responds,
"I'd like to
speak to my horse."

The
Chief nods and Silver is brought

before
the Lone Ranger who whispers in

Silver's
ear, and the horse gallops away.

Later
that evening, Silver returns with

a
beautiful blonde woman on his back.

As
the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the
Lone
Ranger's tent and spends the night.

The
next morning the Indian Chief admits

he's
impressed.
"You have a
very fine and loyal horse,

But
I will still kill you in two days.
What is
your SECOND request???"
The
Lone Ranger again asks to speak

to
his horse.

Silver
is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's
ear.

As
before, Silver takes off and disappears over the
horizon.

Later
that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again
returns,

this
time with a voluptuous brunette, more attractive than the
blonde.


She
enters the Lone Rangers tent

and
spends the night.
The
following morning the Indian Chief

is
again impressed.

"You
are indeed a man of many talents,
But I will still kill
you tomorrow.

What
is your LAST request ?"

The
Lone Ranger responds,
"I'd like to
speak to my horse...alone."

The
Chief is curious, but he agrees,
and Silver
is brought to

the
Lone Ranger's tent.
Once they're
alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears,
looks
him square in the eye and says,
"READ
MY LIPS!!!

FOR
... THE ... LAST ... TIME ...


BRING POSSE!
 
Top Bottom