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I haven't masturbated in more than 40 years, due to a dream relationship with a wonderful wife. But something I heard on the radio today got me pissed as hell. I was listening to a local talk radio show on KPRC 740 the other day, while I was driving, and there was this preacher on who was telling the listeners that masturbation should be illegal.
First of all, I was wondering that, if a law like that were passed, how they would enforce it. Have a "masturbation squad" to patrol the nation's bedrooms and bathrooms? So much for the 4th Amendment, but a law like this just won't happen. Now, if someone were masturbating on a plane, train, bus, public park, or the local courthouse, I can see them getting arrested. However, what we do in the privacy of our own homes is none of the government's damn business, and so far, in regard to this issue, I am really glad that the government agrees with me so far.
Secondly, there is a personal side to this too. Should something happen to my wife, God forbid, there is no way, at my age, that I am going to be able to get any. I am 60 years old, and I look it too. In that case, I would masturbate every day, and probably twice on Sundays too. In that case, paraphrasing Charlton Heston, I would say to this preacher "From my cold dead hands". LOL.
Oh yea, one more thing. I betcha dollars to donuts that this preacher will soon be caught with a dick in his mouth, and will have to come out as gay.
What does everybody else think about masturbation? Should it be illegal? Is it immoral? Does it make you need glasses? Should you refrain from masturbating while driving, or does it give you a third appendage to hold the steering wheel with, thus making your driving experience a safer one? I know, I know, silly questions, but not half as silly as that silly-assed preacher.
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First of all, I was wondering that, if a law like that were passed, how they would enforce it. Have a "masturbation squad" to patrol the nation's bedrooms and bathrooms? So much for the 4th Amendment, but a law like this just won't happen. Now, if someone were masturbating on a plane, train, bus, public park, or the local courthouse, I can see them getting arrested. However, what we do in the privacy of our own homes is none of the government's damn business, and so far, in regard to this issue, I am really glad that the government agrees with me so far.
Secondly, there is a personal side to this too. Should something happen to my wife, God forbid, there is no way, at my age, that I am going to be able to get any. I am 60 years old, and I look it too. In that case, I would masturbate every day, and probably twice on Sundays too. In that case, paraphrasing Charlton Heston, I would say to this preacher "From my cold dead hands". LOL.
Oh yea, one more thing. I betcha dollars to donuts that this preacher will soon be caught with a dick in his mouth, and will have to come out as gay.
What does everybody else think about masturbation? Should it be illegal? Is it immoral? Does it make you need glasses? Should you refrain from masturbating while driving, or does it give you a third appendage to hold the steering wheel with, thus making your driving experience a safer one? I know, I know, silly questions, but not half as silly as that silly-assed preacher.
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