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The Grotesque and Bizarre

More seriously though, I've never actually tried it.

I've been tempted to ask a couple of times (during doggy, 69, and the like), but I've always ultimately wound up chickening out. :lol:

Don't ask. Just spring it on her by handing her the strap-on and then bending over. :2razz:
 
Don't ask. Just spring it on her by handing her the strap-on and then bending over. :2razz:

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Though... I've got to say, I have heard good things about this "surprise buttsecks" phenomena people are always going on about. :lamo
 
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Though... I've got to say, I have heard good things about this "surprise buttsecks" people are always going on about. :lamo

Good things from who? That is one place you don't want a surprise...unless of course, you want to go first with no warning...
 
There's nothing sexier than the phrase, "Bend over and take it like a man woman." (Say it fast there's no comma, it's funnier that way.)
 
Begs the question, in this day and age, what exactly is "kinky"?
 
Only good blow job I ever got was from a hooker. I've been ruined since. No one else compares. Other than the hooker, I'm not too big on blow jobs, which my wife appreciates. I've also never tried butt seks, and I'm not keen on changing them, to be honest. Licking assholes is pretty much out, too.
 
I'll freely admit that I don't know much of anything about the subject one way or the other - I honestly have no idea whether it's something that some women simply do naturally, or which has to be deliberately stimulated - but "squirting" is pretty much the nastiest crap I've ever seen in my life.

"Facials" are bad enough when they happen to women, thank you very much. There's no reason I should have to be at risk for them as well. :lol:
 
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Is there any sexual act or function which simply revolts you? I'm not looking for the overtly obvious here (fecalphilia, etca), but rather things which are actually somewhat mainstream that simply happen not to be your cup of tea. I'm not looking for "gay people are icky" type responses either, as we all know that wouldn't send this thread anywhere at all productive.

It has to be something in line with your own particular orientation.

Given the above criteria, what, if anything, about sex in all of its forms just makes you crinkle your nose in disgust on an instinctual level?

To start off with, I've got to say, I really just don't see the point of "fisting" at all. It might be fun once or twice, and only once or twice, in sort of a "let's drive our car through a beautiful antique shop full of priceless china at 50 mph just to see what happens" kind of way.

However, once you've wrecked up the place, what are you ultimately left with? A woman you'll be hard pressed to satisfy using natural means, and who likely won't even be able to satisfy you given how loose she's probably become?

Yea... No thanks. Any woman who can casually insert items the size of my forearm into herself probably isn't going to be a lot of fun between the sheets when it comes to using more bog-standard instruments.

On the bright side though, I'm sure childbirth's going to be a breeze. :lamo

Anyone else have one?

A little S&M, role playing, toys, oral are all fine to me in moderation it's the extreme variety I find unappealing. Poop (anal), pee, vomit, feet, fisting, group sex are all gross.

There was a porn star (Annie Sprinkle) back in the 70's-80's who specialized in that stuff (the original 2 girls and a cup) and I couldn't watch those videos very long without gagging. They appeared like diaper wrapped, gurgle monkeys, that escaped the booby hatch.
 
I'd be more concerned with just why exactly my significant other would need to have a blow up doll in the first place. o_O

:lol:

True! :lol: That kind of stuff is a fetish for some people I think though. As weird as it may be, I heard once that a guy in Japan actually married a doll! :2razz:
 
A large number of people might think anal sex is grotesque at least. That doesnt mean a large number of people dont engage in the act, making it 'mainstream'.

Speaking of walking in on someone...

Little Timmy accidentally walked in on his father and mother having sex. Dad was rockin mommas world to beat the band. Dad saw Timmy and smiled sheepishly at him. Timmy cried out and ran out of the room. Mom insisted they stop and go talk to timmy but dad reassured mom that he would be fine and that he would talk to him later and commenced to the deed at hand.

A few hours later, dad went looking for Timmy but he wasnt in the family room. He wasnt in the kitchen. He wasnt in his own room. He stopped by grandmas room who happened to live with them. He opened the door to grandmas room and to his horror found grandma bent over the edge of the bed and Timmy giving her the business. TIMMY! dad shouted out. Timmy looked at him and said "huh...so its not so funny when its YOUR mother, is it?"

I don't really consider many sex acts between a couple to be "grotesque or bizarre." Most things involving bodily fluids outside of the norm would probably be grotesque and bizarre I suppose.
 
I have a lady friend that absolutly loves anal sex... I have no use for it. I am not an ultra clean freak, but I cannot do it. If I catch one whiff, it is over...

I also have never really understood the Foot/Shoe Fetish thing.
 
i.e. Nothing is wrong but believing other people to be wrong, and shame on you if you do.

Yea... Sorry man, but that's still a pretty clear value judgment.

I'm not surprised that you're unclear on the concept, but maybe this will help

There's nothing wrong with making moral judgements when it comes to actions, particularly those that harm others. Preferences, however, are not actions (though they may lead to actions).

Assuming that your conclusions are true (and I don't), the actions you've referred to, at worst, only hurt the person who engages in the behavior, and people have the right to decide if the benefits of a behavior are worth its' costs. If someone decides to risk an anal prolapse in order to get the pleasure they seek, who am I to decide that it wrong? It may be the wrong decision for me, but I'm not them.

I'm sure the chimpanzee vibrator business is just booming. :roll:

You'd be surprised. There's a reason they call it "monkey sex"
 
does eyeball licking count?

I wouldn't use the word "revolting". But I do find it unseemly.
 
does eyeball licking count?

I wouldn't use the word "revolting". But I do find it unseemly.

For some reason, I do actually find that kind of revolting. I don't know why, but I do. I don't want to be the giver or the receiver in that activity! :lol:
 
For some reason, I do actually find that kind of revolting. I don't know why, but I do. I don't want to be the giver or the receiver in that activity! :lol:

It honestly sounds like something that would hurt, or at the very least be extremely uncomfortable to do.

Most of the time, our natural instincts basically scream at us not to touch our eyeballs under any circumstances if we can help it.

Who would be crazy enough to even think of doing such a thing for sexual pleasure in the fir...

Japanese craze for eyeball licking leads to rise in infections

Oh... Figures. :lamo
 
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