See, the problem is... sometimes I get bored at work.
A bored Faydra is a dangerous thing, and let's say you are a co-worker of mine and you have a cute little stuffed llama on your desk.
I've been walking by that cute stuffed llama every day for years, it's late - nobody is around.
Next thing you know... LLAMANAPPING
My first step was to assure the little llama that I would never harm it. we bonded, we're cool.
Next, I need a way to contact my co-worker so she wouldn't know who I was, so I created a gmail account. llamanapper @gmail.com
1st step was your basic "proof of life" email....
Then some basic life threatening had to happen, to show I'm not to be trifled with.
I had to find a way to fit in my Monty Python Killer Rabbit plush from ThinkGeek. (with big sharp pointy teeth)
Then I safely put the llama in jail and waited for her response.
Now see, her boyfriend worked in security, so he sent me a very threatening email, that he would track my IP and find me and bring me to justice. I knew it was all a bluff, I scoffed!
However, I decided that I wanted to get away from the dark turn it was taking and let the little llama escape. I left the jail door open one night and off he went, with a 'thank you for the adventure". We hugged, he was a good guy, I miss him.
Back to gmail to create another account. llama @gmail.com
Now he's out and trying to make his way home.
Where am I Mom? How do I get to you?
At that point, sadly - the mad scientists found him and did some experimenting. It didn't turn out well for France.
I found him roaming the streets and returned him to his cubicle early in the morning - again ... nobody there.
I wrote something on a little piece of paper and gave it to him - a necklace of sorts.
It said "I got llamanapped and all I got was this lousy sign".
A bored Faydra is a dangerous thing, and let's say you are a co-worker of mine and you have a cute little stuffed llama on your desk.
I've been walking by that cute stuffed llama every day for years, it's late - nobody is around.
Next thing you know... LLAMANAPPING
My first step was to assure the little llama that I would never harm it. we bonded, we're cool.
Next, I need a way to contact my co-worker so she wouldn't know who I was, so I created a gmail account. llamanapper @gmail.com
1st step was your basic "proof of life" email....
Then some basic life threatening had to happen, to show I'm not to be trifled with.
I had to find a way to fit in my Monty Python Killer Rabbit plush from ThinkGeek. (with big sharp pointy teeth)
Then I safely put the llama in jail and waited for her response.
Now see, her boyfriend worked in security, so he sent me a very threatening email, that he would track my IP and find me and bring me to justice. I knew it was all a bluff, I scoffed!
However, I decided that I wanted to get away from the dark turn it was taking and let the little llama escape. I left the jail door open one night and off he went, with a 'thank you for the adventure". We hugged, he was a good guy, I miss him.
Back to gmail to create another account. llama @gmail.com
Now he's out and trying to make his way home.
Where am I Mom? How do I get to you?
At that point, sadly - the mad scientists found him and did some experimenting. It didn't turn out well for France.
I found him roaming the streets and returned him to his cubicle early in the morning - again ... nobody there.
I wrote something on a little piece of paper and gave it to him - a necklace of sorts.
It said "I got llamanapped and all I got was this lousy sign".