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The Earth was sucked into a Black Hole in 2012

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Wake up sheeple. The apocalypse already happened, just like the Mayas said it would. The Satanic CERN destoryed the world with their Higgs Boson in 2012. The Earth was sucked into a Black Hole. Everything since has been a lie. If you carefully read Hillary's e-mails and the documents on Hunter's laptop you'll see that all the evidence is there! Cern's Satanic rituals also opened gates to Hell Dimensions which is where Prince Charles came from!
 
Actually, such tiny black holes would behave like subatomic particles. Acquiring more electrons than nucleons, they would be negatively charged, and thus repelled by common matter. Which is where Prince Charles comes in: he too is negatively charged and quite repellent. The lack of a bright and destructive accretion ring around the Prince show us that, while he may have one or more black holes in his body, he's not 100% composed of them.
 
Being in a black hole is a lot less fun than I'd always thought it would be.
 
RabidAlpaca said:
This may be a mindblowingly stupid conspiracy theory, but it's still smarter than most of the conspiracy theories the Trump cultists cook up.
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That was Trump's most far-reaching accomplishment. He killed satire. We just saw a prime example of it right there. Think about it.... how many people throughout history have actually killed a literary genre? There's Donald Trump with satire and William McGonagall with the epic poem. That's it. What I'm wondering is how much significance we should apply to the fact that they both had Scottish blood?
 
Looks like someone mistook a bottle of vodka for the milk in their morning cereal today.
 
I'm dead!? Is this heaven, hell, or a different multiverse? Why am I unchanged? How could I get sucked into a black hole and spat out the other side and still be the same? I was hoping for smaller hips and the ability to do complex mathematical functions in my head. Woe is me. Prince Charles is the presentiment of doom that is Prince Andrew.
 
joluoto said:
Wake up sheeple. The apocalypse already happened, just like the Mayas said it would. The Satanic CERN destoryed the world with their Higgs Boson in 2012. The Earth was sucked into a Black Hole. Everything since has been a lie. If you carefully read Hillary's e-mails and the documents on Hunter's laptop you'll see that all the evidence is there! Cern's Satanic rituals also opened gates to Hell Dimensions which is where Prince Charles came from!
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Jesus Christ. What has been going on at his house.
I've seen less nuts in an almond orchard.
 
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