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The Doctors (Political joke)

Red Crow

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An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we
> cut-off a man´s testicles, we put it into another man and in 6 weeks he is
> looking for work"
>
> The German doctor comments: "That´s nothing, in Germany we take part of
> the brain out from a person, we put it into another person´s head and in 4
> weeks he is looking for work"
>
> A Russian doctor says: That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half
> of the heart out from a person, we put it into another person´s chest and
> in 2 weeks he is looking for work.
>
> The US doctor answers: That's nothing colleagues, you're way behind us, in
> the USA (about a year and a half ago) we grabbed a person with no brains,
> no heart and no balls, we made him President and now the whole country's
> looking for work!!!!!
 

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An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we
> cut-off a man´s testicles, we put it into another man and in 6 weeks he is
> looking for work"
>
> The German doctor comments: "That´s nothing, in Germany we take part of
> the brain out from a person, we put it into another person´s head and in 4
> weeks he is looking for work"
>
> A Russian doctor says: That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half
> of the heart out from a person, we put it into another person´s chest and
> in 2 weeks he is looking for work.
>
> The US doctor answers: That's nothing colleagues, you're way behind us, in
> the USA (about a year and a half ago) we grabbed a person with no brains,
> no heart and no balls, we made him President and now the whole country's
> looking for work!!!!!

Your jokes obviously copied from an email would look ever so much more professional had you bothered to run them through the Program below:-

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Red Crow

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Of course, that joke has been around for years because it was referring to Bush...
 

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It's older than Bush.

It's timeless.
 

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An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we
> cut-off a man´s testicles, we put it into another man and in 6 weeks he is
> looking for work"
>
> The German doctor comments: "That´s nothing, in Germany we take part of
> the brain out from a person, we put it into another person´s head and in 4
> weeks he is looking for work"
>
> A Russian doctor says: That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half
> of the heart out from a person, we put it into another person´s chest and
> in 2 weeks he is looking for work.
>
> The US doctor answers: That's nothing colleagues, you're way behind us, in
> the USA (about a year and a half ago) we grabbed a person with no brains,
> no heart and no balls, we made him President and now the whole country's
> looking for work!!!!!

This is hilarious except for the part where you have to tell people it's not really a joke because it really happened. lol
 

Red Crow

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Of course, that joke has been around for years because it was referring to Bush...

Now it is Obama's turn to take Bush's place, both aren't any good as presidents.
 
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