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For months now, we've witnessed Republicans demonize the delicious diversity that is so near and dear to the stomachs...er, hearts of young white progressives. This is our credo on diversity, hear our demands!
Our plight has been tragic, our young lives oppressed,
We've been forced to cook our own meals when for money we've been pressed,
To the stoves in our own homes we've regrettably resorted
As racist Republicans had our restaurant cooks deported,
We've burnt the bottom while making frittatas,
And labored in vain for tasteless empanadas,
Soggy was the state of our sad falafels,
And no crisp to be found in our limp Belgian waffles,
So now is the time that you'd better take heed,
Or we'll turn our entitled wrath upon thee-
We'll ban your free speech, and come seize your guns,
If you get in the way of Chinese siu bao buns,
With tiki torches alight, we'll run down Ben Shapiro,
If you threaten our right to authentic Greek gyros,
To hell with sovereignty, do away with our borders,
We care only for real Mexican tacos made fresh to order,
Open the floodgates, let the migrant caravan through,
Anything is better than having to cook our own food!
Our plight has been tragic, our young lives oppressed,
We've been forced to cook our own meals when for money we've been pressed,
To the stoves in our own homes we've regrettably resorted
As racist Republicans had our restaurant cooks deported,
We've burnt the bottom while making frittatas,
And labored in vain for tasteless empanadas,
Soggy was the state of our sad falafels,
And no crisp to be found in our limp Belgian waffles,
So now is the time that you'd better take heed,
Or we'll turn our entitled wrath upon thee-
We'll ban your free speech, and come seize your guns,
If you get in the way of Chinese siu bao buns,
With tiki torches alight, we'll run down Ben Shapiro,
If you threaten our right to authentic Greek gyros,
To hell with sovereignty, do away with our borders,
We care only for real Mexican tacos made fresh to order,
Open the floodgates, let the migrant caravan through,
Anything is better than having to cook our own food!