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The Diversity Credo of Young White American Progressives

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For months now, we've witnessed Republicans demonize the delicious diversity that is so near and dear to the stomachs...er, hearts of young white progressives. This is our credo on diversity, hear our demands!

Our plight has been tragic, our young lives oppressed,
We've been forced to cook our own meals when for money we've been pressed,
To the stoves in our own homes we've regrettably resorted
As racist Republicans had our restaurant cooks deported,
We've burnt the bottom while making frittatas,
And labored in vain for tasteless empanadas,
Soggy was the state of our sad falafels,
And no crisp to be found in our limp Belgian waffles,
So now is the time that you'd better take heed,
Or we'll turn our entitled wrath upon thee-

We'll ban your free speech, and come seize your guns,
If you get in the way of Chinese siu bao buns,
With tiki torches alight, we'll run down Ben Shapiro,
If you threaten our right to authentic Greek gyros,
To hell with sovereignty, do away with our borders,
We care only for real Mexican tacos made fresh to order,
Open the floodgates, let the migrant caravan through,
Anything is better than having to cook our own food!
 

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Young black progressives don't like falafel?
 

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They might, but they're not the whiny ones I encounter usually in the bay area. Those are usually spoiled white kids.

You just gotta marginalize black people, don't ya.
 

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For months now, we've witnessed Republicans demonize the delicious diversity that is so near and dear to the stomachs...er, hearts of young white progressives. This is our credo on diversity, hear our demands!

Our plight has been tragic, our young lives oppressed,
We've been forced to cook our own meals when for money we've been pressed,
To the stoves in our own homes we've regrettably resorted
As racist Republicans had our restaurant cooks deported,
We've burnt the bottom while making frittatas,
And labored in vain for tasteless empanadas,
Soggy was the state of our sad falafels,
And no crisp to be found in our limp Belgian waffles,
So now is the time that you'd better take heed,
Or we'll turn our entitled wrath upon thee-

We'll ban your free speech, and come seize your guns,
If you get in the way of Chinese siu bao buns,
With tiki torches alight, we'll run down Ben Shapiro,
If you threaten our right to authentic Greek gyros,
To hell with sovereignty, do away with our borders,
We care only for real Mexican tacos made fresh to order,
Open the floodgates, let the migrant caravan through,
Anything is better than having to cook our own food!

That was really cute.
 

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Thanks PV!

You are most welcome.
Just giving credit where credit is due.
It was cute, funny, and was Apolitical in a side-wise way.
Very nice.
I love to cook so it was especially funny for me.

The rhyming of Shariro and YEEROS (gyros) was a very good touch.
 

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For months now, we've witnessed Republicans demonize the delicious diversity that is so near and dear to the stomachs...er, hearts of young white progressives. This is our credo on diversity, hear our demands!

Our plight has been tragic, our young lives oppressed,
We've been forced to cook our own meals when for money we've been pressed,
To the stoves in our own homes we've regrettably resorted
As racist Republicans had our restaurant cooks deported,
We've burnt the bottom while making frittatas,
And labored in vain for tasteless empanadas,
Soggy was the state of our sad falafels,
And no crisp to be found in our limp Belgian waffles,
So now is the time that you'd better take heed,
Or we'll turn our entitled wrath upon thee-

We'll ban your free speech, and come seize your guns,
If you get in the way of Chinese siu bao buns,
With tiki torches alight, we'll run down Ben Shapiro,
If you threaten our right to authentic Greek gyros,
To hell with sovereignty, do away with our borders,
We care only for real Mexican tacos made fresh to order,
Open the floodgates, let the migrant caravan through,
Anything is better than having to cook our own food!

There really is nothing worse than trying to grab a meal in a town of 5000 white people out in ho-dunkville. Even the salads are ****ty in those restaurants.
 

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There really is nothing worse than trying to grab a meal in a town of 5000 white people out in ho-dunkville. Even the salads are ****ty in those restaurants.

i'll disagree with you on that point. my podunkville has some wonderful restaurants. however, **** white nationalism.
 

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There really is nothing worse than trying to grab a meal in a town of 5000 white people out in ho-dunkville. Even the salads are ****ty in those restaurants.

Those places don't exist. According to the OP, restaurants are just an excuse by liberals to bring back slavery.
 

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For months now, we've witnessed Republicans demonize the delicious diversity that is so near and dear to the stomachs...er, hearts of young white progressives. This is our credo on diversity, hear our demands!

Our plight has been tragic, our young lives oppressed,
We've been forced to cook our own meals when for money we've been pressed,
To the stoves in our own homes we've regrettably resorted
As racist Republicans had our restaurant cooks deported,
We've burnt the bottom while making frittatas,
And labored in vain for tasteless empanadas,
Soggy was the state of our sad falafels,
And no crisp to be found in our limp Belgian waffles,
So now is the time that you'd better take heed,
Or we'll turn our entitled wrath upon thee-

We'll ban your free speech, and come seize your guns,
If you get in the way of Chinese siu bao buns,
With tiki torches alight, we'll run down Ben Shapiro,
If you threaten our right to authentic Greek gyros,
To hell with sovereignty, do away with our borders,
We care only for real Mexican tacos made fresh to order,
Open the floodgates, let the migrant caravan through,
Anything is better than having to cook our own food!

Republicans never go out to eat?
 

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There really is nothing worse than trying to grab a meal in a town of 5000 white people out in ho-dunkville. Even the salads are ****ty in those restaurants.

What are doing ordering a salad in hodunkville anyway? That's an amateur move.
 
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