The difference in the right and the left.......... (1 Viewer)

[Navy Pride]

Difference between left and right:

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The florist is pleased and leaves the shop.

Next morning when the barber goes to open his shop. There is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop.

Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop.

Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books such as "How to Improve Your Business" and "Becoming More Successful."

Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between left and right...

 

[SixStringHero]

:rofl

That was pretty funny actually.

 

[erasamus snoggle]

I've heard the same joke using lawyers in the punchline

 

[Thorgasm]

Yes, that is the difference. Republicans don't like to share. The Republican didn't tell his friends about this wonderful man. He kept it a secret. The Democrat brought this man 12 more potential customers. Barbers live upon reputation and word of mouth. He is less interested in hiding his money in tax shelters off shore. So, yes, this is the fundamental difference between Republicans and Democrats. Democrats do care about small business.:rofl

Sorry, I know this is the lighter side. I just couldn't resist.

 

[Navy Pride]

Yes, that is the difference. Republicans don't like to share. The Republican didn't tell his friends about this wonderful man. He kept it a secret. The Democrat brought this man 12 more potential customers. Barbers live upon reputation and word of mouth. He is less interested in hiding his money in tax shelters off shore. So, yes, this is the fundamental difference between Republicans and Democrats. Democrats do care about small business.:rofl

Sorry, I know this is the lighter side. I just couldn't resist.

Well we are actually talking about the right and the left or conservatives and liberals and not republicans and democrats but whatever.........:roll:

 

[Thorgasm]

Well we are actually talking about the right and the left or conservatives and liberals and not republicans and democrats but whatever.........:roll:

Good comeback!:rofl

 

[Caine]

Well we are actually talking about the right and the left or conservatives and liberals and not republicans and democrats but whatever.........:roll:

Then... why did your joke specifically say Republican and Democrat?????

 

[Navy Pride]

Good comeback!:rofl

I am glad you liked it you see we have Republicans that are Liberals.......Lincoln Chaffee comes to mind so it is a misnomer or a mistake on your part to make it republican VS democrat.......

 

[Thorgasm]

I am glad you liked it you see we have Republicans that are Liberals.......Lincoln Chaffee comes to mind so it is a misnomer or a mistake on your part to make it republican VS democrat.......

Then why didn't you say liberals and conservatives in your joke? Your mistake, not mine, my partisan friend.

 

[Navy Pride]

Then... why did your joke specifically say Republican and Democrat?????

The title was the difference between the right and the left

 

[RightinNYC]

Yes, that is the difference. Republicans don't like to share. The Republican didn't tell his friends about this wonderful man. He kept it a secret. The Democrat brought this man 12 more potential customers. Barbers live upon reputation and word of mouth. He is less interested in hiding his money in tax shelters off shore. So, yes, this is the fundamental difference between Republicans and Democrats. Democrats do care about small business.:rofl

Sorry, I know this is the lighter side. I just couldn't resist.

hahaha, very nice, I enjoyed it.:lol: