The difference between guts and balls!!! (1 Viewer)

[Topsez]

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out
with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom,
and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning,
or are you flying somewhere?"


BALLS - is coming home late after a night out
with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer,
lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
*** and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the
subject.

In reality there isn't much difference since
either one will ultimately result in death.

 

[Topsez]

That wasn't that funny... but this is... [warning may be considered adult by adults]
A virile, middle aged Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless. After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?" She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No." Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?" Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No." Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted , Guido falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?" Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispers in his ear, "No, I Norvegian." .

 

[Billo_Really]

I was actually dumb enough to read that whole f.ucking joke to the Norvegian.

That was low and I will get even!