jujuman13
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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a
restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the
menu....
+Tourist:
$5.00
+Broiled Missionary:
$10.00
+Fried Explorer:
$15.00
+Baked Conservative: Grilled Liberal $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of sh**, it takes all morning."
restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the
menu....
+Tourist:
$5.00
+Broiled Missionary:
$10.00
+Fried Explorer:
$15.00
+Baked Conservative: Grilled Liberal $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of sh**, it takes all morning."
