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The Bush administration and light bulbs

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How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten:
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness;

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner "Bulb Accomplished '';

7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how Bush was literally "in the dark" the whole time;

8. One to viciously smear No. 7;

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;

10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
 

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Inuyasha said:
How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten:
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness;

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner "Bulb Accomplished '';

7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how Bush was literally "in the dark" the whole time;

8. One to viciously smear No. 7;

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;

10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.[/QUOTE

:rofl............................................
 

aps

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How many Bush Administration Members are needed to change a light bulb?

The Answer is TEN:

1. one to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed.

2. one to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs changed.

3. one to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.

4. one to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb, or for Darkness.

5. one to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb.

6. one to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner "Light bulb Change Accomplished".

7. one administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush is literally "in the dark".

8. one to viciously smear #7

9. one surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along.

10. and finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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Re: How many Bush Administration Members are needed to change a light bulb?

All 10 points DNC talking points wrapped into one joke. Clever.
 

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[Moderator Mode]

Merged the thread "How many Bush Administration Members are needed to change a light bulb?" into the thread "The Bush administration and light bulbs"...

Nice to see people getting the same emails...

[/Moderator Mode]
 

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LOL -- that's great!
 

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cnredd said:
[Moderator Mode]

Merged the thread "How many Bush Administration Members are needed to change a light bulb?" into the thread "The Bush administration and light bulbs"...

Nice to see people getting the same emails...

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But you know what's funny? I had gotten that e-mail in October 2004. I was just deleting a bunch of e-mails today and came across it. How coincidental that someone had posted it recently. Sorry I missed this.
 
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