Texas GOP says no to blow jobs

[LiberalAvenger]

No strip clubs, no porn, no blow jobs in Texas.

Now, that really sucks.:thumbdown

Texas GOP Platform: No Blow Jobs, Strip Clubs or Porn « SpeakEasy

 

[Slartibartfast]

no blow jobs in Texas.

That's just plain evil!

(I don't really care about strip clubs or porn as have no involvement with those things, but not getting a blowjob from time to time would seriously hurt my quality of life )

 

[Aunt Spiker]

Directly to the Platform:
http://static.texastribune.org/media/documents/FINAL_2010_STATE_REPUBLICAN_PARTY_PLATFORM.pdf

This I, also, don't approve of:

Filibuster – We support return to the traditional Filibuster in the U.S. Senate.

Ten Commandments – We oppose any governmental action to restrict, prohibit, or remove public display of the
Decalogue or other religious symbols.

Texas Sodomy Statutes – We oppose the legalization of sodomy. We demand that Congress exercise its authority
granted by the U.S. Constitution to withhold jurisdiction from the federal courts from cases involving sodomy.

Wow - this one kind of pisses me off - consider that sometimes a grandparent might want to sue for child-visitation for the grandkids but because they came out they'd be denied. . .

Child Support and Visitation – We support equity between responsible parents in child support, custody, and visitation
rights and costs, as well as the strengthening of laws designed to protect children from abuse. No parent/grandparent
should be denied court ordered visitation, because of jurisdictional disputes between states. We also believe that no
homosexual or any individual convicted of child abuse or molestation should have the right to custody or adoption of a
minor child, and that visitation with minor children by such persons should be prohibited but if ordered by the court limited
to supervised periods.

Laughable notes:
Page 6: "American English" - as opposed to Non-American English :mrgreen:

Hypocritical point: They support corporal punishment for children (spanking, etc - by parents OR non-parents) . . . but say they also claim to support "strong family values" - and so spanking's ok. . . but I can't give my husband a blow job?

What Twattle.

 

[LiberalAvenger]

Directly to the Platform:
http://static.texastribune.org/media/documents/FINAL_2010_STATE_REPUBLICAN_PARTY_PLATFORM.pdf

Rhetoric, rhetoric, harump, harump.

" 9. A free enterprise society unencumbered by government interference or subsidies."

Try operating a hot dog stand anywhere in the US without government interference and regulations. The US chamber of commerce would fight this tooth and nail while waving the american flag in our face.

Too much ****ing peyote in Texas.

 

[VanceMack]

Rhetoric, rhetoric, harump, harump.

" 9. A free enterprise society unencumbered by government interference or subsidies."

Try operating a hot dog stand anywhere in the US without government interference and regulations. The US chamber of commerce would fight this tooth and nail while waving the american flag in our face.

Too much ****ing peyote in Texas.

for that matter...how do they reconcile free enterprise with restricting strip clubs? guys not being able to look at naked boobs? Thats just un-American.

Yeah...a little over the top I'd say...

 

[Aunt Spiker]

for that matter...how do they reconcile free enterprise with restricting strip clubs? guys not being able to look at naked boobs? Thats just un-American.

Yeah...a little over the top I'd say...

LOL - yeah, I guess they have *exceptions* to the rule.

I noticed that they strongly support someone's right to own their own home and not be forced to give it over the the government - and they strongly advocate against unwarrented search and seizure . . . but what I do to my hubby under the sheets is a NO NO!

heck - I have pictures of his thaang on my phone that would constitute porn . . . I think I'll look at it now.

Sidenote:
Napolean rocks in them boots and tight jeans, Liberal. :thumbs:

 

[rathi]

These idiots actually are the Republican party of Texas?

Our policy is based on God’s biblical promise to bless those who bless Israel and curse those who curse Israel and we further invite other nations
and organizations to enjoy the benefits of that promise.

We also believe that no homosexual or any individual convicted of child abuse or molestation should have the right to custody or adoption of a
minor child, and that visitation with minor children by such persons should be prohibited but if ordered by the court limited
to supervised periods

Gene Manufacturing – We support a ban on research that alters human DNA in living human beings at any stage of life,
including the altering of artificial, manufactured, and natural genes and chromosomes.

I do give the party kudos for wanting to ban red light cameras, but some of this is downright wacky to be a serious party platform.

 

[RyrineaHaruno]

Rolf just rolf.


I am a Texan, and I doubt we will get rid of strip clubs. The other thing about the Blow jobs are just rolf worthy. The Texas hard right is why Texas is a laughing stock in the political arena. Look at what the stupid people on the school broad on doing to our history books.