teach....I hope this is good for a top 5..??.. (1 Viewer)

[cherokee]

Top five reasons beyondtherim55008 could never be a Marine.

5. His IQ is only 2 marks above the normal IQ for dogs.
4. You have to swear an oath to protect the constitution and he thinks swearing is bad.
3. He would never shave his single eyebrow.
2. He just found out recently he had an opposing thumb.


And the number one reason

1. His monkey feet wont fit into human boots.




From his post lying about being a Marine

http://www.debatepolitics.com/297705-post13.html

 

[cherokee]

oh I forgot to tell you something else...




Go f.uck yourself you lying monkey f.ucking, goat humping, camel sucking, son of a bitch!

 

[vibeeleven]

oh my.:shock:

 

[cherokee]

oh I forgot to tell you something else...
Go f.uck yourself you lying monkey f.ucking, goat humping, camel sucking, son of a bitch!

What’s the matter beyondtherim55008? Goat have your tongue?
or did you get your dick stuck in the chicken again?

Damn that was good. Maybe that should have been number six

6. He got his dick stuck in the chicken the night before MEPS
7. He scored minus (-70) in a class of 50 on his ASVAB.
8. Watching "Big Bird" on Sesame Street always gave him a Hard-On.

 

[jamesrage]

Top five reasons beyondtherim55008 could never be a Marine.

5. His IQ is only 2 marks above the normal IQ for dogs.
4. You have to swear an oath to protect the constitution and he thinks swearing is bad.
3. He would never shave his single eyebrow.
2. He just found out recently he had an opposing thumb.


And the number one reason

1. His monkey feet wont fit into human boots.




From his post lying about being a Marine

http://www.debatepolitics.com/297705-post13.html

I knew a soldier who while online pretended to be a special forces.He did this to pick up chicks.Although I would think just being infantry would be impressive enough,but he did not think so.Normally we call soldiers like the PX Rangers.A PX ranger is someone who buys all kinds of ranger and special forces tabs that they did not earn,then they sew those tabs on thier uniform and when that soldier goes on leave he wears that uniform in order to make himself look impressive to his parents and friends,Then he hides that uniform when he gets back to the barracks.

 

[teacher]

Come on cherokee, your thread, get busy or it's gonna get the boot. The Dungeon is not the place to wallow.

 

[Captain America]

How'd I get in Romper Room?

This thread came up on new posts. I thought that was all taken care of.


Geeze...............now I feel like I need a bath.

 

[teacher]

How'd I get in Romper Room?

This thread came up on new posts. I thought that was all taken care of.


Geeze...............now I feel like I need a bath.

That's just friggin cold man.

Clorox and Hydrogen Peroxide high colonlics, followed by time released anti-biotic suppositories, and beer, lots and lots of beer, you'll be fine.

Better yet, when ever you stray down here, have a few sips of the local aqua, you'll build up an immunity.

And don't forget, I can get you a killer rate in "D" block. Do not look directly at Billo. He gets all excited.

 

[Captain America]

<Captain America holds his nose and sounds like Donald Duck>

Teach, I gotta say, I truly enjoy reading your stuff. I really should visit more often.

Gotta go breath now. See ya.

 

[teacher]

Now, don't get me wrong, I like Cherokee. But this thread is not worthy of The Dungeon. I posted a warning and advice. No play.

To The Hole.